The Flintstones (1960–1966)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble, Nurse, Switch Board Operator, Agatha Agate, Alice Secretary, Bird, Brigette, Cookie, Dancer, Dressmaker...
Barney Rubble : Say, Fred, ain't it time for the big fight?
Fred Flintstone : Hey-hey, I'm glad you remembered! You fix the chairs. I'll get the soda and popcorn.
Wilma Flintstone : I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.
Barney Rubble : [while moving two chairs over to the window looking into the neighbors' home] You kiddin'? Tonight's for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout.
Betty Rubble : Heavyweight or lightweight?
Barney Rubble : Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight.
Wilma Flintstone : Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here.
Fred Flintstone : This is not on TV. It's a closed-circuit.
Betty Rubble : But who's fighting?
Barney Rubble : The new neighbors - Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred! You don't intend to eavespeep?
Fred Flintstone : Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?
Barney Rubble : Yeah, I thought he'd never stop!
Betty Rubble : Oh, that's terrible! You mean that meek little man hit's his wife?
Fred Flintstone : No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter.
Barney Rubble : You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.
Fred Flintstone : Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone : Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
Betty Rubble : We heard him described to a T.
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, do you know where they went?
Wilma Flintstone : They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
[She starts crying]
Fred Flintstone : Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
Barney Rubble : Yeah Fred?
Fred Flintstone : C'mon, let's go.
Barney Rubble : Right Fred.
Fred Flintstone : You ever play football, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Yeah Fred, why?
Fred Flintstone : Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.