Rocky and His Friends (1959–1961)
Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, those are girls!...
Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, this is terrible!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: It is?
Rocket J. Squirrel: What kind of game can you play with girls?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Boy, this really is a children's show, isn't it?
[Bullwinkle looks into the camera]
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Parcheesi, of course.
Narrator: Well, today we find our heroes flying along smoothly...
Rocket J. Squirrel: Flying along smoothly?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're just looking at the picture sideways!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Actually it's like this!
Narrator: Oh... OH GOOD HEAVENS! Today we find our heroes plunging straight down toward disaster at supersonic speed!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's better.
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hey, Rocky; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Again?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nothin' up my sleeve - Presto!
[pulls Rocky out of the hat]
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, I'm gettin' close.
Mr. Peabody: Hello again. Peabody, Sherman, and Wayback here. Sherman's the one with the glasses.
Narrator: And so we come to the end of another fun filled episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: You know Rock He sure got some funny ideas about fun.
Edgar: Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.
Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?
Fearless Leader: Where is that nincompoop Badenov? Who is this?
Boris Badenov: Nincompoop!
Rocket J. Squirrel: And now...
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Rocket J. Squirrel: But that trick never works!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: This time for sure! Presto! Well i'm getting close.
Rocket J. Squirrel: And now it's time for another special feature!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: [a Bullwinkle Puppet Intro for Fractured Fairy Tales] "And now it's time for another fairy tale. A piece of transparent nonsense which really doesn't fool anybody but, which makes people feel better. You know... ; like the TV Code of Ethics?"