Meurtre sous contrat

Mr. Moon: I'm a retired real estate broker. I don't do anything anymore but sit in my room, look at television, and smoke cigars.

Claude: I'd still like to work for you.

Mr. Moon: Doing what?

Claude: I want to be a contractor.

Mr. Moon: Have you done it before?

Claude: No, sir.

Mr. Moon: You can only make a mistake once in this job.

Claude: Well, I'm different.

Mr. Moon: What do you mean you're different?

Claude: I don't make mistakes.

Mr. Moon: Then how come you're out of a job?