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The Baby and the Battleship (1956)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 1 February 1957 (Ireland)
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Puncher Roberts
... Knocker White
... Marshal (as Andre Morell)
... Prof. Evans
... Capt. Hugh
... Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Harry Locke ... CPO Blades
Michael Howard ... Joe
... George
... Sails
Thorley Walters ... Lt. Setley
... Master-at-Arms
... Maria Vespucci
... P.M.O.
Harold Siddons ... Whiskers
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After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board. Written by Jeremy Perkins {J-26}

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It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!

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1 February 1957 (Ireland)  »

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Beba na brodu  »

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(Western Electric Recording)

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(Eastmancolor)

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1.37 : 1
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During the making of this film, Bryan Forbes saw Richard Attenborough greedily stuffing his mouth with chocolate and remarked, "You look like Billy Bunter!" - a reference to a greedy character in a series of school stories (popular in the 1940s and 1950s) written by Frank Richards. The nickname "Bunter" stuck with Attenborough forever after, and he even played a character nicknamed "Bunter" in Breakout (1959) - one of whose scriptwriters was Forbes. See more »

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Way Back in Tennessee
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Written by Ren Shields and Charley Straight
Sung by John Mills to baby in hammock
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Ahoy there cuddly wuddly kiddly widdly plop.
8 July 2009 | by See all my reviews

When your light airy comedy can boast Richard Attenborough and John Mills as its leads, well it's in safe hands as a time filler at least. The Baby And The Battleship is one of those affable comedies that filtered out of Shepperton Studios from time to time back in the day. Always crammed with stock British talent, they serve as a reminder, much like the Pinewood Studios comedies released in the same time frame, of simple honest enjoyment. No frills or attempts at insulting the viewers intelligence, they existed (exist) purely as a medium to be sampled without the need for dissection or deeper themed meanings (like some of Ealing's comedies for example).

This effort revolves around two sailors, Knocker (Attenborough) and Puncher (Mills), who while on shore leave find themselves baby minding the brother of Knocker's Italian fiancée, the 13th born in the family no less! After a big punch up in the city, Puncher wakes up to find everyone has gone except the baby, who is still sitting in the last place Puncher had left him. Fretting and unable to find Knocker 9who's off with his lady searching elsewhere), Puncher smuggles the baby on board his ship and promptly enlists his ship mates to help him. Cue much mirth as first the ship sails leaving Knocker AWOL on shore, and secondly as macho sailors try to temporarily raise the child whilst simultaneously keeping him hidden from the ship's superiors; something that proves most definitely hard to do.

As one can reasonably expect with a cast containing two of Great Britain's treasures, the acting is value for money. Backed up by a ships roll call consisting of Bryan Forbes, Michael Hordern, Michael Howard, Lionel Jeffries, John Le Mesurier and Gordon Jackson, it's easy to see why this comedy was steered safely into port. Also having some nice outer location work at Abattoir Wharf in Corradino, Malta, is a plus as well. The Baby And The Battleship probably isn't a film you would want to watch time and time again, but hey, sometimes once is enough to leave a safe and favourable impression. 6/10


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