- Ranger Woodlore: [describing the Grand Canyon] And mind you, at this point, it's a mile deep.
- Donald Duck: [looking down into the canyon; voice echoing] A mile deep?
- [Donald takes a rock and drops it toward the bottom, but Ranger Woodlore catches on quickly and catches the rock with a net]
- Ranger Woodlore: [to Donald] Ah-ah-ah, no throwing of rocks into the canyon. If we all threw rocks into the canyon, pretty soon, we wouldn't have a canyon, would we?
- Donald Duck: [Looking for his burro, sees a tail sticking out of a cave] Ah, she's hiding.
- Ranger Woodlore: Now, now, let me handle this.
- [Pulls on tail; out comes an old mountain lion]
- Ranger Woodlore: All right, come on, now. Straighten up there. Most unbecoming a burro. Why, you're getting to look a little shaggy, like an old lion. A lion? That's impossible.
- [Looks through a guide book]
- Ranger Woodlore: The last lion seen in the canyon was during the Civil War. So that couldn't be you. Or could it?
- [Lion puts on a Confederate cap; Ranger whistles Dixie and salutes; the lion roars and Ranger runs]
- Ranger Woodlore: It's a lion!
- Donald Duck: Where?
- [Takes a picture as lion nearly eats him]
- Donald Duck: Wow!
- Ranger Woodlore: Well, I hope your satisfied. You two have, in a matter of minutes, messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create. The National Park Rule Book states, and I quote, "When a natural object is marred or defaced, it must be restored to its original state." So, START DIGGING!
- [He throws a couple of shovels in their faces; Donald and Louie, despite being clearly insulted by these demands, proceed with the ridiculous task of restoring the Grand Canyon... even though Woodlore himself never joins them in doing so; nor does anybody else]
- Burro: [DELETED LINE: suddenly, the moping and sweating Donald and Louie notice a burro looking on from nearby. As they gaze back at it, as though anticipating an assist, the burro's expression becomes extremely disdainful] Forget it, you two. I'm a burro, not a jackass.
- [He turns and prances off with his snout in the air]