A Canadian ex-serviceman has to resist criminals and the temptation of signing for Arsenal in order to help non-league Oldchester United.
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[emerging from the cricket nets
The last time we met was at that awful Inter-Services match at Oldchester.
Oh Boy, do I remember that day! But you've been doing alright in football since then, not to mention your efforts at this game.
Oh well, Bob, I've had more than my fair share of luck...