Confidentially Connie (1953)

Texas cattleman Opie Bedloe comes to Maine to visit his son Joe, a college instructor, and his wife Connie in the hopes of persuading Joe to give up his teaching career and come back to ... See full summary »

Director:

Edward Buzzell

Writers:

Max Shulman (screenplay), Max Shulman (story)

Stars:

Van Johnson, Janet Leigh, Louis Calhern

Cast

Complete credited cast:
Van Johnson	...	Joe Bedloe
Janet Leigh	...	Connie Bedloe
Louis Calhern	...	Opie Bedloe
Walter Slezak	...	Emil Spangenberg
Gene Lockhart	...	Dean Edward E. Magruder
Hayden Rorke	...	Prof. Simmons
Robert Burton	...	Dr. Willis Shoop
Marilyn Erskine	...	Phyllis Archibald
Kathleen Lockhart	...	Mrs. Martha Magruder
Arthur Space	...	Prof. Archie Archibald
Barbara Ruick	...	Barbara
June Whitley Taylor	...	Betty Simmons (as June Whitley)
Dick Sands	...	Moska

Storyline

Texas cattleman Opie Bedloe comes to Maine to visit his son Joe, a college instructor, and his wife Connie in the hopes of persuading Joe to give up his teaching career and come back to Texas and take over the ranch. When Opie finds out that Connie, who is expecting a baby, can not afford the steaks she yearns for on Joe's salary, Opie, who believes that pregnant women gotta have meat, arranges for the local butcher, Spangenberg to cut his prices in half (with Opie paying the difference) so that Connie can have the meat she desires.

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Plot Keywords:

screwball comedy | two word title | alliterative title | campus | character name in title | 

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Taglines:

M-G-M's Romantic Comedy!

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Genres:

Comedy | Family

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Certificate:

Approved

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 March 1953 (USA)

Also Known As:

A Steak for Connie

Filming Locations:

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios - 10202 W. Washington Blvd., Culver City, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$502,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)

Technical Specs

Runtime:

74 min

Sound Mix:

Mono (Western Electric Sound System)

Color:

Black and White

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

This film was a disappointment at the box office, with MGM losing $51,000 ($512,000 in 2016) according to studio records.

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Goofs

When Opie Bedloe wakes up from his nightmare, he goes to turn on the bedside lamp. The light coming in from through the bedroom window goes off one or two beats before the light from the lamp comes on.

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Quotes

Joe Bedloe: [looking at the huge slab of meat] Holy mackerel!
Connie Bedloe: No, dear, holy cow!

User Reviews

Real Americans need plenty of red meat

This is a comedy that is hilariously nutso bad. Van Johnson is Joe Bedloe, a teacher in a small New England college. He's perfectly happy instilling a new generation of American students with an appreciation for the writing of William Shakespeare. His wife Connie, portrayed by Janet Leigh, is expecting their first child and they live in a cute little two-story house. But being a professional intellectual doesn't provide enough money to keep the family table filled with plates of meat. "Haven't seen a rib roast since 1948." The town butcher Emil Spangenberg, played by Walter Slezak, prescribes a dietary regimen for the mother-to-be: "Meat. So I'd have a strong, healthy baby." In this town of meat hungry carnivores, populated by meat junkies, the butcher's role is tantamount to the one provided today by dispensers of medical marijuana.

De-toxing from the red meat craving by going cold turkey is to be avoided at all costs. That's where Joe's father Opie Bedloe comes into the picture. He's of all things a prosperous Texas cattle baron! When he comes to visit the couple he is horrified to learn that his son is such a poor family provider. It's not that this husband can't provide his wife with jewels and furs and lavish vacations. His beef is that Professor Joe can't shower the woman with…beef!

Cultural satire when well done can be a great comedic look at society. When done in this movie it is a ham handed misfire, a plate of baloney adulterated by coy whimsy and artificial ingredients.

I give this a 2 in recognition of what I interpret as scriptwriter's Max Shulman's mockery of the American mindset of entitlement to all the consumer bounties of life. Hip, hip, hooray! It's the American Way!