Kicked off the boat in Italy, Charlie forces himself upon a pizzeria owner. Donning his best Italian accent and garb, Charlie sets to work as a waiter, astonishing and horrifying the customers with his barefoot grape-stomping and musical rendition of "Atsa Matta for You?" Written by
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After crushing the grapes, Charlie dog wipes some of the grape juice off his back paws on a tablecloth. When the café owner reappears, Charlie's paws and tablecloth are perfectly clean. See more
Alright men! Get a little action into that cargo. Look alive now! Look alive! Alright, alright. Stand clear! Start moving those starboard crates. Easy does it!
[discovering that Charlie Dog was hiding behind the crates
What the? You again? I thought I threw you off in Peru!
What are you anyway? A dog hater?
[has Charlie Dog hurled flying from the ship to the fishing docks
And stay off my ship!
Attsa Matta For You
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