Do you know that in a recent survey 64% of all used car salesmen said they wished they gone into some other field.
You made that up! You're always making up statistics. Why?
Of course I made it up. Somebody's always making up statistics, it might as well be me. You'd be surprised how many arguments I win with my statistics. If I get in a spot, I just say, 36% or 400 million. Nobody ever bothers to check up. They just say, 'My, I never realized it was that much'. And when I walk away they think ...
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