Edit
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Poster

Quotes

Showing all 53 items

Wilbur Grey: Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.

McDougal: A union man only works eight hours a day.

Wilbur Grey: I belong to two unions.

7 of 7 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: And another thing Mr. Chick Young! The next time I tell you that I saw something when I saw it, you believe me that I saw it!

Chick Young: Oh relax. Now that we've seen the last of Dracula, the Wolf Man, and the Monster, there's nobody to frighten us anymore.

Invisible Man: Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping to get in on the excitement.

Chick Young: Who said that?

Invisible Man: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Invisible Man.

5 of 5 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.

Wilbur Grey: But does Dracula know it?

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: You still want your exhibits?

McDougal: Of course I do.

Wilbur Grey: Here comes one of 'em now!

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Young people making the most of life - while it lasts.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Get up on your feet. It's only a dummy

Wilbur Grey: Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dracula: What we need is young blood... and brains...

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: Have you seen Chick Young or Wilbur Grey?

Waiter: Seen 'em? I don't even know them.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: What's the matter?

Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.

Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys!

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: I've had this brain for thirty years. It hasn't done me any good!

4 of 5 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: People pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared.

Wilbur Grey: I'm cheatin' him. I'm gettin' scared for nothin'.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: I'm going out to get the other crate. And no back talk!

Wilbur Grey: I've got just two words to say to you.

Chick Young: What is that?

Wilbur Grey: Hurry back.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: You're making enough noise to wake up the dead!

Wilbur Grey: I don't have to wake him up. He's up.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: Soon the moon will rise. I've taken the room across the hall; here's the key, lock me in.

Wilbur Grey: Lock you in?

Larry Talbot: Yes, please. Hurry.

[to Chick]

Wilbur Grey: He's scared too.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Why don't you get down to the police station and tell them you know the story of Dracula and Monster they'd be very interested.

Larry Talbot: I can't do that because then I'd have to tell them who I am and how I know what I know.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.

Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.

Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Well after what I saw, there'd better not be any 'maybe'.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: You know the old saying? Everything comes in threes. Now suppose a third girl should fall in love with you?

Wilbur Grey: What's her name?

Chick Young: We'll say her name is Mary.

Wilbur Grey: Is she pretty?

Chick Young: Beautiful!

Wilbur Grey: Naturally, she'd have to be.

Chick Young: Now you have Mary, you have Joan, and you have Sandra. So, to prove to you that I'm your pal, your bosom friend, I'll take one of the girls off your hands.

Wilbur Grey: Chick, you're what I call a real pal... you take Mary.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: I just got a line on Dracula and the Monster. A certain Dr. Lajos has been receiving a lot of electrical equipment - just the type necessary to revive the Monster.

Wilbur Grey: So what? I'm way out on an island. I got my own problems.

Larry Talbot: Yes, but listen... I believe you're in the house of Dracula right now!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: So! We meet again, Count Dracula.

Dracula: Dracula?

Wilbur Grey: Yes. That's who he says you are.

Dracula: Oh. My costume perhaps?

Chick Young: [jokingly] No. Talbot here thinks you're the real thing.

Wilbur Grey: Uh-huh. Right out of McDougal's House of Horrors.

Dracula: What an odd hallucination. But, the human mind is often inflamed with strange complexes. I suggest you consult your physician, Mr. Talbot.

Chick Young: [referring to Wilbur] And take him along with you, please.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

[Trying to evade the monster, Wilbur puts on a black cloak over his face]

Wilbur Grey: [imitating Dracula] Back! Back!

The Monster: Yes, master.

Wilbur Grey: [takes off cloak and turns to Chuck] He thinks I'm Dracula!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: [the phone rings] Answer that phone.

[a lady rings the bell for service]

Chick Young: Answer the bell.

[the phone rings again]

Chick Young: Answer the phone!

Wilbur Grey: Which one do you want me to answer first?

Chick Young: Both of them!

Wilbur Grey: [mocks him] Both of them! Both of them!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: [whispering] Hey, will you please stop yelling. Come here.

[continues whispering]

Wilbur Grey: Don't you know it's impolite to raise your voice?

[screams]

Wilbur Grey: Oh Chick!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: [Larry Talbot's called about Mr. McDougal's packages and is turning into the wolf, growling and snarling] Mr. McDougal, will you stop gargling your throat?

[growling continues]

Wilbur Grey: Hey, you're gonna have to get your dog away from the phone, I can't hear a word you're saying.

[growling and snarling continues]

Wilbur Grey: You're awful silly to call me all the way from London just to have your dog talk to me.

[hears the snarling and barks in response]

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

McDougal: My name's McDougal, now where are my shipments?

Wilbur Grey: McDougal? I just got off the phone with you in London, how'd you get here so fast, did you shoot out of a cannon?

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wilbur Grey: Who screamed?

Chick Young: You did.

Chick Young: [amused] I did?

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

[Wilbur answers the door and Joan kisses him]

Wilbur Grey: Oh, oh...

Chick Young: Now who is this?

Wilbur Grey: She's, she's beautiful.

Joan Raymond: I'm Joan Raymond.

Wilbur Grey: [shrugging] She's Joan Raymond.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Miss Raymond, would you honor me with a dance?

Larry Talbot: No, I warn you, he is Count Dracula.

Joan Raymond: How interesting. Tell me more.

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Let "me" tell you, while we dance. Pardon me, Mr. Talbot.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: I must warn you my dear Sandra. I am accustomed to having my orders obeyed. Especially by women with a price on their heads.

Dr. Sandra Mornay: Don't try to scare me, Count Dracula.

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Look into my eyes.

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Look! Deeper. Tell me what you see.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Professor, do you understand women?

Prof. Stevens: I don't even try. I'm gonna get me a drink.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Joan Raymond: Oh Wilbur, can't we both come along too?

Wilbur Grey: Yes, mon amour.

Wilbur Grey: That's Spanish.

Chick Young: That's French.

Wilbur Grey: How do you like that, I speak French too.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: [Chick calls Wilbur from across the room] Miss Raymond, will you excuse me.

[looking at himself in the mirror]

Wilbur Grey: Oh you irresistible boy.

Wilbur Grey: [to Chick] You want me.

Chick Young: [grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.

Chick Young: I still don't get it.

Wilbur Grey: Jealous?

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: What I'd like to know is, what does he got they I haven't got?

Dr. Sandra Mornay: A brain.

Wilbur: [flattered] Oh, a brain.

Chick Young: I'd like to know where it is.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: Oh, boy! I'm floatin' on a cloud of love!

Chick Young: Listen, you little blimp! I'll let the air out of you in a minute if you don't give me a hand.

[slams a bag into Wilbur's head]

Chick Young: Ya understand that?

Wilbur Grey: Thank You.

Chick Young: Boy, is this kid lost!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Sandra Mornay: Look into my eyes!

[Wilbur looks into her eyes and sees two bats flapping their wings]

Dr. Sandra Mornay: Don't you know what's going to happen now?

Wilbur Grey: I'll bite.

Dr. Sandra Mornay: No, I will.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: [gives Wilbur a key] Lock me in, and no matter what you hear or what you might think, don't let me out!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dracula: And about the brain? I don't want to repeat Frankenstein's mistake and revive a vicious, unmanageable brute. This time the Monster must have no will of his own, no fiendish intellect to oppose his Master.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Nervous, my dear?

Dr. Sandra Mornay: This is risky business.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: Look, now you've got two dates. What about Sandra, you bigamist?

Chick Young: Sandra? I don't know. Joan is awful cute.

Wilbur Grey: All right. You take Joan and I'll take Sandra.

Chick Young: Oh, Sandra sends me.

Wilbur Grey: Well then I'll take Joan.

Chick Young: Joan sends me too.

Wilbur Grey: Now listen, you sawed-off Romeo. In a minute, I'll send you!

Chick Young: You don't even appeal to me.

Wilbur Grey: Look, Wilbur, we've always been pals, haven't we?

Chick Young: Oh, yes.

Wilbur Grey: We've always shared and shared alike, haven't we?

Chick Young: Mm-hmm.

Wilbur Grey: Well, now look. Let's be reasonable. Come on.

Chick Young: I've always shared with you.

Wilbur Grey: That you have!

Chick Young: If I had two cigarettes, I'd give you one.

Wilbur Grey: That's right.

Chick Young: And if I had two pairs of shoes, I'd give you a pair.

Wilbur Grey: Don't I know that?

Chick Young: And if I have two girls...

Wilbur Grey: [Interrupting and stuttering] Well?

Chick Young: Why don't you light that cigarette, put on those shoes and take a walk for yourself?

Wilbur Grey: That's just what I'm gonna do, but with you.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: You know that person you said there's no such person? I think he's in there... in person. I was reading this sign over here, Dracula's Legend. All of a sudden I heard...

[Wilbur imitates a creaking noise]

Chick Young: That's the wind.

Wilbur Grey: It should get oiled.

2 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.

Wilbur Grey: What's wrong with that?

Chick Young: Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.

Wilbur Grey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man too. Look at you, you're a mess.

Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.

Wilbur Grey: Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but in a half an hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.

Wilbur: You and twenty million other guys.

Larry Talbot: [slamming Wilbur into a locker with Chick going in behind him] Listen! I might tear you limb from limb!

Wilbur: [turning to Chick in the locker] Is that serious?

Chick Young: He'll murder ya!

Wilbur: [turns to Talbot] That's serious.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: I saw what I saw when I saw it!

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Joan Raymond: What are you doing tonight?

Chick Young: He's going to a masquerade ball but I'm not doing anything.

Joan Raymond: In that case you'll be awfully lonesome.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Sandra Mornay: That girl, who is he?

Wilbur Grey: Um, hmm... hmm... uh... sh... she's chick's date. She's going to the masquerade with us.

Dr. Sandra Mornay: But I told you to come alone. I'll have to get rid of her.

Wilbur Grey: I'll have to get rid of somebody.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Well, you young people. Making the most of life. While it lasts.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur: You can have Sandra but make sure you get plenty of bandages.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Dr. Sandra Mornay: Don't you know what's going to happen now?

Wilbur Grey: I'll bite.

Dr. Sandra Mornay: Oh, no. I will.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Wilbur Grey: Dracula is Dracula. And Sandra's gonna use my brain to make a bigger dummy out of the other dummy.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Please give me a little ether.

Dr. Sandra Mornay: We don't need it. You won't feel a thing.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: Now listen, Talbot. Enough is enough. Now Wilbur's scared to death. Hello? Hello? He's gone.

Wilbur: So am I.

Chick Young: No you don't come here. I'm gonna settle this thing once and for all. We'll search this place.

Wilbur: Look Chick, it's a little past sunset and if Dracula is here he's gonna be wanting breakfast, and I'm fatter than you, and it ain't gonna be me.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Chick Young: [reading exhibit card] "Frankenstein gave the Monster eternal life by shooting it full of electricity. Some people claim it is not dead even now, just dormant."

[laughs to Wilbur]

Chick Young: Now, who would be silly enough to believe that?

[laughs more]

Wilbur Grey: [joins in laughter] Who WOULD be silly enough to believe that?

[more laughter as he beckons Chick closer, then says, worried]

Wilbur Grey: ... Me!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page


Recently Viewed