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Flo: Who are you, and what are you doing in here?

Larry: Well... we came up here to break your neck.

FloMaryShirley: [threateningly] Oh, yeah?

Curly: Wait a minute! That's before we saw you.

Moe: You see, we live in the room below. We was rehearsing our act, but you were dancing and...

Curly: [pointing to a spot on his head] The chandelier hit me in the head.

Flo: Oh, what an awful lump.

Curly: That's no lump, that's my head.

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[After Curly says Niagara Falls]

Moe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...

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Curly: Hiya, pal.

Moe: You call me pal? Why. I haven't heard that word for years. You know bub, I was once a tramp like you.

Curly: Oh, congratulations!

Moe: Ahh, but it wasn't always thus. I can look back to the days of yore when I was a very happy, married man. Then one day, that rat came and destroyed forever all the happiness I had ever known. I'll never forget that day; I just came home from the graveyard shift, and there was the note on the pillow.

Curly: What did it say?

Moe: Oh, it was one of those cold-blooded notes: "Dear Moe, I am running away with Larry." I was obsessed with the idea that I must find them; the trail led me to Pittsburgh. I found that I had missed them by three days when I got there, and I swore right there in Pittsburgh that I'd find them and have my revenge. And now on went the chase: Miami, Dallas, New Orleans, and then I came face to face with the rat that had ruined my life. It was in Niagara Falls.

Moe: [turns around, ominously approaches Curly] Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch, I walked up to him and I smashed him! I hit him! i bonked him! I bopped him! I socked him! I mashed his face and I knocked him down!

Curly: Whoa, take it easy bud, take it easy.

Moe: Excuse me kid, it's that word "Niagara Falls". Every time I hear it, it tears me apart.

Curly: Oh, it don't do me any good, either. Ungrateful, that's what it is. How do you like a guy like that? I say 'Hello, pal' sort of friendly, and just because I say "Niagara Falls".

Moe: Niagara Falls!

Curly: Woo-woo-woo, woo-woo-woo!

Moe: Slowly I turn!

Curly: Please don't!

Moe: And step by step, inch by inch, I smacked him! I bopped him! I hit him! I bashed him! I beat him! I tore him and I knocked him down!

Curly: Take it easy, pal. Please, take it easy!

Moe: Ohh, it's that woman; I'll kill her, and him!

Curly: Blood?

Moe: Yes! Rivers of blood! Pools of blood! Ha-ha-ha-ha! The blood! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Curly: [Larry bumps into Curly] Oof! Pardon me, pal.

Larry: Did you call me pal?

Curly: Nyaah-ahh!

Larry: It's been a long time since I heard the word "pal".

Curly: You too? Haven't you got any friends, either?

Larry: That's what I was coming to, the dirty rat! He tried to take her away from me! Ah, but he couldn't get away with it, so he trailed me.

Curly: To Pittsburgh?

Larry: Yes!

Curly: Aah-aah-aah! Then you went to Miami, New Orleans, and Dallas?

Larry: Yes, yes! But how did you know?

Curly: You'd be surprised. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk...

Curly: [knocks on the deck floor] And then he caught you in Niagara Falls.

Larry: Niagara Falls!

[Curly makes a nervous turkey gobble sound]

Larry: Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch...

Curly: Oh no, not that!

Larry: I picked him up! I smacked him! I hit him! I bonked him! I tore his shirt, and then I knocked him down! What have I done? Blood, the judge, blood! You!

[Moe arrives onstage]

Moe: Ah, there you are, Larry!

Larry: Why you...

Moe: Why...

LarryMoe: [Moe and Larry shake hands] Hiya, pal!

Moe: Heh-heh-heh, I almost caught up with you in Pittsburgh!

Curly: Go ahead, tell him where you found him.

Larry: Forget it, it's past history!

Curly: Why, you cowards! You're afraid to say "Niagara Falls"!

LarryMoe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch...

[Moe and Larry chase Curly offstage]

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