Blackface Comedian #1: [Part One of the routine; Car breaks down] Whoa!
Blackface Comedian #2: What's wrong with it?
Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I'd...
Blackface Comedian #2: Where'd you have it fixed?
Blackface Comedian #1: I just had it worked on.
Blackface Comedian #2: Who worked on it?
Blackface Comedian #1: The man that's got the garage...
Blackface Comedian #2: Well, he ain't no good. The man you want is the man...
Blackface Comedian #1: I had him. He's the one that ruined it.
Blackface Comedian #2: Well, I see you got plenty water, but is you outta gas?
Blackface Comedian #1: No, it ain't that. I think maybe it's...
Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, it couldn't be that.
Blackface Comedian #1: Well, there ain't much wrong with it.
Blackface Comedian #2: What you need is some of them new gadgets. You know, the kind that you buy...
Blackface Comedian #1: I just bought some.
Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, not them. I mean the kind what fastens where they fits. A whole dozen'll cost about...
Blackface Comedian #1: That's too much money. I can't afford it. I got to get some that don't cost no more...
Blackface Comedian #2: You can't get 'em that cheap.
Blackface Comedian #1: Well, we can get the car fixed up good maybe for around...
Blackface Comedian #2: No, what you need is a new car.
Blackface Comedian #1: Yeah. The kind like my uncle had. He made a trip out...
Blackface Comedian #2: Did he go out there?
Blackface Comedian #1: Sure. I thought all the time he was gonna go...
Blackface Comedian #2: He did, but not that time.
Blackface Comedian #1: Well, what's he doin' now?
Blackface Comedian #2: Since he been back, he's been very busy gettin' ready for what he thinks...
Blackface Comedian #1: Is that so?
Blackface Comedian #2: Sure.
Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I guess like all bachelors, he's...
Blackface Comedian #2: No, no. Not him. He gonna get married.
