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Affectionately Yours (1941) Poster

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'Pappy' Cullen: Rickey, you gotta settle a bet.

'Rickey' Mayberry: What's on your mind, Pappy?

'Pappy' Cullen: The man standing over there says your next move is to Budapest, and I say you're going to Egypt. I win, don't I?

'Rickey' Mayberry: You both lose. I'm going to Moscow.

'Pappy' Cullen: You just came from Russia!

Irene Malcolm: [facetiously] He won't give up until he finds Ninotchka.

'Pappy' Cullen: [he and Ricky laugh hysterically] That's a good one!

Irene Malcolm: It's not that good!

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[repeated line]

'Rickey' Mayberry: I'd marry ya in a split second if I didn't have a wife.

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Irene Malcolm: [holding out her arms to dance] Here Cullen, fill these up, will ya?

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Irene Malcolm: [sarcastically to Cullen] Thanks for dancing on your knees.

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Irene Malcolm: [Rickey just announced he has to leave] Awfully sudden, wasn't it?

'Rickey' Mayberry: We're both in the same racket, Irene. When an editor tells you to go...

Irene Malcolm: I wish I was your editor, Rickey.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Do you, darling?

Irene Malcolm: You bet.

[speaking in a double entendre]

Irene Malcolm: I'd love to be able to tell you where to go.

'Rickey' Mayberry: That would be swell.

[he realizes what she meant, and gets a strange look on his face]

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Irene Malcolm: Going my way?

'Rickey' Mayberry: [suprised] What? What are you doing here?

Irene Malcolm: Listen, Prague was wonderful. Here you are going to Moscow, I'm going to New York, and we're both on the same plane.

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Sue Mayberry: Rickey! Rickey! Rickey!

Irene Malcolm: Uh-oh, a reception committee. You sure do get around.

'Rickey' Mayberry: It's my wife!

[pushes her out of view]

Irene Malcolm: Oh! The ever-loving split second.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Get back on the plane, will ya?

Irene Malcolm: This is where I didn't come in.

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Tom 'Tommy': You're up to your old tricks, eh? Three calls so far today.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Who were they?

Tom 'Tommy': All the same party. She said to tell you she was stopping at the Hanover Apartments, and to get in touch with her. Some dame named Irene Malcolm.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Tommy, are you really glad to see me?

Tom 'Tommy': Well, sure I am.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Then do me a favor and call her up and try to date her up. I'll give you anything if you take her off my hands.

Tom 'Tommy': You're a cinch. All you have to do is pay the expenses.

'Rickey' Mayberry: I'll do better than that. Someday, if a dizzy dame ever bothers you, you give me a buzz and I'll take you off the hook.

[enters his boss's office, Irene is sitting across the desk; she heard the entire conversation]

'Rickey' Mayberry: Checking in chief! I...

Irene Malcolm: Thanks! For fixing me up on a blind date!

'Chet' Phillips: [Rickey looks for some help] Don't look at me. I'm not gonna dig you out.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Irene, I was just kidding. I wouldn't for the world...

Irene Malcolm: [angry] I know just what you mean, darling. You wouldn't for the world!

'Chet' Phillips: Now, wait a minute. If you two are gonna hash anything over, do it on your own time. Let's pick up from where you had your brains shot out.

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'Chet' Phillips: Ever since they been married, she squawked at all his foreign assignments. And now that she divorced him...

Irene Malcolm: Divorced him?

'Chet' Phillips: Sure.

[Irene starts laughing uncontrollably.]

'Chet' Phillips: Hey, do you know something I don't? Come on, Irene, out with it.

Irene Malcolm: [still laughing] Oh, Chet, everything's marvelous! You're wonderful. In fact, you're beautiful and I'd marry you in a split second.

'Chet' Phillips: Wait a minute! Don't mean to say he tried that line on you? How that guy gets away with things- I've heard him say that so often, I tried it myself one night.

Irene Malcolm: How'd you do?

'Chet' Phillips: Not bad for me. All I lost was a pivot tooth.

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Irene Malcolm: Did you have much fun in Moscow?

'Rickey' Mayberry: Quite kidding! You sent stories from there for a whole year. You know how dull it is.

Irene Malcolm: I know how dull it *was*. But, you weren't there then, Comrade Make It Tough.

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Owen Wright: You certainly are intuitive.

Sue Mayberry: You certainly are transparent.

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'Rickey' Mayberry: You know how inaccurate newspaper reports are.

Sue Mayberry: Yes. I know how inaccurate newspaper men are.

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Cynthia: This is awful! Oh, me, oh lawdy me, what's gonna become of us now!

Butterfly: What's the matter, Cissy?

Cynthia: Where is Miss Sue? Miss Sue! Miss Sue!

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Owen Wright: That's not cricket!

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Hi, Anderson! Miss me?

Miss Anderson: Why, Mr. Mayberry!

'Rickey' Mayberry: You look swell, chicky!

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Cynthia: Miss Sue? Miss Sue? Just look at this Miss Sue. Where is Miss Mayberry at? Where at is Miss Mayberry?

Owen Wright: Upstairs.

Cynthia: I got to tell her about her husband.

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Butterfly: I can see the handwritin' on the wedding cake!

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Sue Mayberry: We're divorced Rickey.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Where does this tadpole come in?

Owen Wright: Now, wait a minute...

'Rickey' Mayberry: Alright, I'm wrong. Where does this polecat come in?

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Sue Mayberry: Oh, Owen, really!

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Should have worn your rubbers!

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Irene Malcolm: Are you bawling me out?

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Owen Wright: I'll fight for the woman I love.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Oh, brother, that's real corn.

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Sue Mayberry: It's nice.

Cynthia: I don't like it.

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Cynthia: What she is who?

Sue Mayberry: The lady Mr. Mayberry wants to meet.

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'Rickey' Mayberry: You know what I think you are?

Owen Wright: Yes. A fried egg, a baboon, a polecat, a tadpole, and an anemic dish of tripe.

'Rickey' Mayberry: You can say that again in spades!

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Sue Mayberry: Come Owen, let's watch the goldfish.

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Irene Malcolm: Has Wrightsville a Main Street?

Owen Wright: Four blocks long!

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Remember the time one of these bit me?

Sue Mayberry: Yes and the oyster died!

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Sue Mayberry: Good night, Rickey. You've been humiliating.

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Butterfly: Who dat?

Cynthia: Who dat say who dat?

Butterfly: Who dat say who dat when I say who dat?

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Cynthia: Here's your suit, Mr. Rickey. The man from the Club says you want all your clothes brought back here.

Sue Mayberry: You can take it out. Mr. Mayberry will be putting it on in a few minutes. And then he's leaving.

Cynthia: Yessum. I shore glad your stayin', Mr. Rickey.

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Sue Mayberry: [Last line] Strawberry jam!

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'Rickey' Mayberry: What's the matter?

Sue Mayberry: You're penalized 15 yards for holding. And 5 yards for backfield in motion.

'Rickey' Mayberry: You're welcome.

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Alright, Irene, take the job and after you've given it the 10 best years of your life as I have, you'll find out what kind of a chiseling Editor you've been working for. But, they're not all chiselers, Phillips. And I can get a job with another newspaper.

Pasha: But, Rickey, please. I come here for job. I am his photographer. I am most marvelous.

'Rickey' Mayberry: I wouldn't let you work for the dirty rag.

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Rickey Mayberry, you're a dirty low-down sneak and I - it would make you feel better if you said it yourself.

Sue Mayberry: Rickey Mayberry, you're a dirty low-down sneak and that you should have resorted to the tactics of a despicable, despicable...

'Rickey' Mayberry: Cat?

Sue Mayberry: Guttersnipe!

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Cynthia: Yous had six telephone calls from a Miss Malcolm.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Did you tell her I was out of town?

Cynthia: I shore did. But, she says to tell you that she has a split-second to spare.

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'Chet' Phillips: Shhhh! Save your appetite, baby, I only want him to think he's through.

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Owen Wright: You abducted my fiancée. Have you ever heard of the kidnapping law?

'Rickey' Mayberry: You stole my wife. Have you ever heard of a punch in the nose!

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Pasha: You make me sick. You have job. You no have job. I got job. I no got job. Its just like pulling petals from a daisy chain.

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Butterfly: What we gonna do?

Cynthia: About Mr. Rickey? We're gonna take dem plates from over there and put 'em over here. And I'm gonna break 'em one-by-one over his head.

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Cynthia: What are you all cryin' for?

Butterfly: I don't know.

Cynthia: Well you can turn off that spigot!

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Tell me, is this your first venture into the field of a - experimental courting?

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Irene Malcolm: Why leave it all up to me? What are you doing about it, Superman?

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Pasha: Oh, my friend, you do all this for me? Oh, you are my brother, my sister, you are my mother, you are my grandmother, my grandfather, my goodness!

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Pasha: She is fine fella.

'Rickey' Mayberry: You're darn right.

Pasha: Why you no make the love business with her?

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'Rickey' Mayberry: Isn't she lovely?

Sue Mayberry: A matter of taste - bad taste.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Why don't you call the Be My Friend Club and get a dame for him.

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Owen Wright: We have a very gay social life too. Ladies meet several times a week.

'Rickey' Mayberry: Can preserves, I presume. You know, a jam session.

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