Frankie Thomas: Ted Nickerson
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Quotes
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Ted Nickerson : [trying to impress the maid with a joke] A duck is a chicken with snowshoes.
Nancy Drew : And a halfwit is a person who spends half their time trying to be witty.
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Ted Nickerson : [to Nancy] I can only hope you can keep up with me when I start retreatin'.
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Ted Nickerson : Gosh! I mean GOSH!
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Ted Nickerson : [frustratedly] Some day I'm gonna get psychoanalyzed and find out why I'm such a dope.
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Smitty, a Policeman : Watch your step, lady.
Ted Nickerson : [mumbling while in dress] "Lady".
