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Angela: Father, they won't hurt him, will they?

The President: Only for about two hours - then they'll shoot him.

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Mata Machree: [singing] It's terrific when I get mean, I'm just a woman made of gelatin, I have a torso like a tambourine, Oh I-yi-yi-yi when I get hot, When I start to dance, The fireworks start to prance...

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Migg Tweeny: [singing] Woof Bloogle Gik - Mow - Gik Bloogle Woof - Poof Oggle Ik - Bow Ik Oogle Poof - Quee Pok Pok Pok...

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Migg Tweeny: Gee, terrific. What a marvelous country. Say, I'll bet you if they laid all the athletes end-to-end here, why, they reach...

Angela: Four hundred and eight-four miles.

Migg Tweeny: How do you know?

Angela: We did it once.

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The President: Hello sweetheart.

Migg Tweeny: Listen, my name's Tweeny.

The President: You'll always be sweetheart to me.

Migg Tweeny: I know, I know, but there's talk already.

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Opening Title Card: Klopstokia... a far away country - - Chief Exports... Goats and Nuts - - Chief Imports... Goats and Nuts - - Chief Inhabitants . Goats and Nuts

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The President: Any you mugs been playing my harmonica? It's busted.

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Angela: I'm so afraid he'll hurt you. He has a ferocious temper. He's apt to break your arm!

Migg Tweeny: What do I care? I got two of 'em.

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Migg Tweeny: After all, what's eight million dollars? Take off the zeroes and what have you got?

The President: We've got the zeroes. What's bothering me is the eight!

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The President: Where are we going to get the rest of the athletes?

Migg Tweeny: I'll find them. You got bill collectors in this country?

The President: Thousands of them.

Migg Tweeny: Then you got runners.

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The President: Everything must be secret. I'm surrounded by spies. Sometimes I mistrust myself.

Migg Tweeny: Why listen, don't talk to yourself. And if you do - lie.

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The President: Take this to my Privy Counselor.

Migg Tweeny: Where is he, Your Excellency?

The President: Where else would a Privy Counselor be? If he's not there, he's with my daughter.

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Migg Tweeny: How far is it?

Migg Tweeny: Well, that way it's about 30 miles. But, I know a short cut. It's only 40.

Migg Tweeny: That way you save 10 miles, huh?

Migg Tweeny: No, but, that way I get a running start.

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Mata's Butler: What do you want?

Secretary of the Interior: We shall like to see Mata Machree.

Mata's Butler: But, who wouldn't?

Secretary of the Treasury: I want to see this woman, no man can resist.

Mata's Butler: Sorry. Madame is only resisted from two to four in the afternoon.

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Mata Machree: I know why you are here. I know everything! I even know what you think - you beast!

[singing]

Mata Machree: Take a look, Just a look, Of the hottest thing in all Klopstokia...

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Mata Machree: [singing] You will learn how to burn, From the hottest thing in all Klopstokia, It's terrific, When I get hot, It's something terrible, the kiss I got...

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Mata Machree: Follow me. Not too close! Or, you catch on fire.

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Migg Tweeny: I love you.

Angela: In Klopstokia there's another way of saying that.

Migg Tweeny: In public?

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Migg Tweeny: Her name Angela, too?

Angela: All the girls in this country are named Angela and all the men are named George.

Migg Tweeny: Why?

Angela: Why not?

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Angela: So you're the woman no man could resist - you blondine, over-stuffed, cooch-dancer!

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Angela: The blood that runs in my father's veins, runs in mine! If I can't make you come with me, I'm not half the man my father is.

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Migg Tweeny: Gentlemen, think of the great battle when Klopstokia won it's independence.

The Major-Domo: We lost it!

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The President: I've given my last grunt for my country.

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The President: [shouts out the window] Hey, come up here!

[to Angela]

The President: What's his name?

Angela: I call him Sweetheart.

The President: [shouts out the window] Hey Sweetheart! Come up here!

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