Million Dollar Legs (1932)
Angela: Father, they won't hurt him, will they?
The President: Only for about two hours - then they'll shoot him.
Mata Machree: [singing] It's terrific when I get mean, I'm just a woman made of gelatin, I have a torso like a tambourine, Oh I-yi-yi-yi when I get hot, When I start to dance, The fireworks start to prance...
Migg Tweeny: [singing] Woof Bloogle Gik - Mow - Gik Bloogle Woof - Poof Oggle Ik - Bow Ik Oogle Poof - Quee Pok Pok Pok...
Migg Tweeny: Gee, terrific. What a marvelous country. Say, I'll bet you if they laid all the athletes end-to-end here, why, they reach...
Angela: Four hundred and eight-four miles.
Migg Tweeny: How do you know?
Angela: We did it once.
The President: Hello sweetheart.
Migg Tweeny: Listen, my name's Tweeny.
The President: You'll always be sweetheart to me.
Migg Tweeny: I know, I know, but there's talk already.
Opening Title Card: Klopstokia... a far away country - - Chief Exports... Goats and Nuts - - Chief Imports... Goats and Nuts - - Chief Inhabitants . Goats and Nuts
The President: Any you mugs been playing my harmonica? It's busted.
Angela: I'm so afraid he'll hurt you. He has a ferocious temper. He's apt to break your arm!
Migg Tweeny: What do I care? I got two of 'em.
Migg Tweeny: After all, what's eight million dollars? Take off the zeroes and what have you got?
The President: We've got the zeroes. What's bothering me is the eight!
The President: Where are we going to get the rest of the athletes?
Migg Tweeny: I'll find them. You got bill collectors in this country?
The President: Thousands of them.
Migg Tweeny: Then you got runners.
The President: Everything must be secret. I'm surrounded by spies. Sometimes I mistrust myself.
Migg Tweeny: Why listen, don't talk to yourself. And if you do - lie.
The President: Take this to my Privy Counselor.
Migg Tweeny: Where is he, Your Excellency?
The President: Where else would a Privy Counselor be? If he's not there, he's with my daughter.
Migg Tweeny: How far is it?
Migg Tweeny: Well, that way it's about 30 miles. But, I know a short cut. It's only 40.
Migg Tweeny: That way you save 10 miles, huh?
Migg Tweeny: No, but, that way I get a running start.
Mata's Butler: What do you want?
Secretary of the Interior: We shall like to see Mata Machree.
Mata's Butler: But, who wouldn't?
Secretary of the Treasury: I want to see this woman, no man can resist.
Mata's Butler: Sorry. Madame is only resisted from two to four in the afternoon.
Mata Machree: I know why you are here. I know everything! I even know what you think - you beast!
Mata Machree: Take a look, Just a look, Of the hottest thing in all Klopstokia...
Mata Machree: [singing] You will learn how to burn, From the hottest thing in all Klopstokia, It's terrific, When I get hot, It's something terrible, the kiss I got...
Migg Tweeny: I love you.
Angela: In Klopstokia there's another way of saying that.
Migg Tweeny: In public?
Migg Tweeny: Her name Angela, too?
Angela: All the girls in this country are named Angela and all the men are named George.
Migg Tweeny: Why?
Angela: Why not?
Angela: So you're the woman no man could resist - you blondine, over-stuffed, cooch-dancer!
Angela: The blood that runs in my father's veins, runs in mine! If I can't make you come with me, I'm not half the man my father is.
Migg Tweeny: Gentlemen, think of the great battle when Klopstokia won it's independence.
The Major-Domo: We lost it!