Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Trae Ireland | ... | Jack | |
Erin Coker | ... | Candace | |
Jody Barton | ... | Quentin | |
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Nihilist Gelo | ... | Joe |
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Bill Voorhees | ... | Trevor |
Tiffany Martinez | ... | Kendra | |
Jared Cohn | ... | Alex | |
Calico Cooper | ... | Marcy | |
Micah Fitzgerald | ... | Staircase Crazy #1 | |
Ian Roberts | ... | Staircase Crazy #2 | |
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Darren Reul | ... | Staircase Crazy #3 |
Benjamin Norris | ... | Staircase Crazy #4 (as Benjamin A. Norris) | |
Gregory DePetro | ... | Doctor Palumbo (as Greg Depetro) | |
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John Andrew Vaas | ... | Doctor Pappas |
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JD Fairman | ... | Orderly #1 |
For millennia, calendars have added an extra day every four years. In doing so, they violated the ancient Mayan calendar. Now we are in the 13th month of the 13th year of the new millennium, and the few who survive will battle a world of demons. Written by Marie Bertonneau
You can see from the very first minutes that the production values of this film are very bad, as the movie goes on, (with the exception of Erin Coker) we see that none of the actors have an ounce of talent for a long feature film. But curiosity got the best out of me, since at the beginning gave me a little jump, I decided to give it a chance, thinking "as soon as I get bored I will stop watching it".
I remember "The happening" from M. Night Shyamalan, one of the biggest missed opportunities for weird circumstances, and 13-13-13, with all the bad acting, low budget, and else, and being a poor man's film, was being better than Shyamalan's failed attempts to recover and prove himself as a good writer and director. Yes, the lines and situations are absurd, but as a viewer you feel compelled to keep on watching, why? You may ask; well, I have watched some many movies, that for me is so difficult to find something interesting and driven, and tired of the "regular" zombies, criminals, and scripts full of dirty jokes, I look for something that can keep me from snoozing off. But oh, disappointed again! One of the major flaws is the overacting from Trae Ireland, he plays the "state the obvious", over-thinking, bossy, overprotective "hero", too slow to realize the gravity of the situation, wasting time when he should be running for her daughter's safety and definitely I also blame this on the terrible direction. Phrases like "nice catch" and other witty lines made me smile in mockery, really I wished that he have been killed on the hospital's hallway so "Candace" gets to deal with the whole situation, this way the unnecessary characters of Quentin and Joe could have been eliminated from the script. I cannot recommend in any way this zombie-crazies or whatever lunatic concept they tried, and one thing is for sure I will never watch another film where Jody Barton (Quentin) is involved with.