Burlesque Assassins (2012)

The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows ... See full summary »

Director:

Jonathan Joffe

Writer:

Jonathan Joffe

Stars:

David A. Crellin, Roxi D'Lite, Carrie Schiffler

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David A. Crellin	...	Johnny Valentine (as Armitage Shanks)
Roxi D'Lite	...	Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler	...	Katerina Molotov
Dusan Rokvic	...	Stalin
Rosalind Porter	...	Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce	...	Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter	...	Clone of Hitler
Matthew Graham	...	Mousolini Jr
Randy Brososky	...	Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Jill Belland	...	Natasha Kalashnikov
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen	...	Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Kitten Deville	...	Kitten Deville
Amber Ray	...	Amber Ray
Kelitta Maloof	...	Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini	...	Scarlett Martini

Storyline

The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!

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Plot Keywords:

burlesque | 

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Taglines:

Seduce and Destroy

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Genres:

Comedy

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Did You Know?

Soundtracks

Hairless Cat
Written by Brent Cooper, Scott Nickless, Doug Waite, and Tyler Pickering
Performed by The Ramblin' Ambassadors
Copyright 2011 The Ramblin' Ambassadors

User Reviews

Too cute and witty!

This film was so much fun to watch and easily better than much of what come out of the larger firms. Loved it!

It was well thought out and easily worth the watch. I look froward to watching it again and again. It was so refreshing to see a film that allows for such intelligent humour and brilliant direction. My only complaint is that the release was not wide enough to allow many of my friends all over the world to share in the laughs. This film is a brilliant watch for anyone who has been near the Burlesque scene. I hope that eventually you all have a chance to see Burlesque Assassins. I know it means a great deal to me.

Details

Official Sites:

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 January 2012 (Canada)

Filming Locations:

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Company Credits

Production Co:

Joe Media Group, Jonathan Joffe Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

96 min

Color:

Color