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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

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Kevin Smith

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Kevin Smith
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Lily-Rose Depp ... Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith ... Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody ... Ichabod
Harley Morenstein ... Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene ... 'Peg Mom
Jack Depp Jack Depp ... 'Peg Son
Austin Butler ... Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey ... Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ... Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Justin Long ... Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale ... Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne ... Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez ... Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis ... Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment ... Adrien Arcand
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Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)
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2.35 : 1
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Johnny Depp's character has a mole that changes places on his face from scene to scene, just like Richard Lewis' character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993). See more »

Goofs

NMiss Maurice said that "Sureté du Quebec" (Quebec provincial police) arrested the Canadian Nazi Adrien Arcand in 1940. Sureté Quebec was established in 1968, before that it was called "Sureté Provinciale". See more »

Quotes

Yogi Bayer: You're smudging my glass with your perverted energy!
Yogi Bayer: Go!
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The Colleens will return in Moose Jaws. See more »

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References Das Boot (1981) See more »

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Wishing Well
by Terence Trent D'Arby
Written by Terence Trent D'Arby, Sean Oliver
Published, 1987
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An in-joke made by the Smith's and the Depp's
23 October 2016 | by paulijcalderonSee all my reviews

Would have worked better as a "Grindhouse" type film. I can tell this was supposed to be comedy, but almost every joke fell flat. There were only minor amusing moments, but they were so scattered across the run time that your search for them would not even be worth it.

I wish Kevin Smith wouldn't do all the science fiction elements, because they don't blend well with the established tone. And It makes everything more ridiculous to be honest. I would have enjoyed a more down to Earth comedy. If you wanna keep the weird monsters and over the top scientists, then set the tone up better from the start. Because the first act is like a cheap Rom- com. It just takes you by surprise when it switches gears. I don't have anything against the Avantgarde genre, but here it just didn't work well.

What are the positives? There's an entertaining flashback scene with Haley Joel Osment. He is completely over acting and it's one of the few scenes which could be funny to some people. Johnny Depp shows up, and his ex-wife and two of his kids (one is playing the lead) as well. Even Kevin Smith's daughter co-stars. So, this is a family film? Maybe it is nice to see these two families be friends and make a funny movie together. You can see they all had fun and they are not taking it seriously for one second.

It feels like the Depp's and the Smith's were just hanging out for a weekend and just for the fun of it decided to make a movie. They invited a few friends too. I guess it's all an in-joke to them, but for the rest of the world? Not so much.


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