In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.
A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.Written by
The film did not receive any advance screenings for critics. Unsurprisingly, the critics hammered it. See more »
When Alice is climbing out of the hole, someone throws a cell phone in her face. The hand of the person throwing the phone appears briefly on the right side of the screen. See more »
[Becca and her Dad are driving into Sporks, they drive past a welcome sign to the town]
So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.
[a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire, the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]
Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!
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Unrated version is ca. 100 sec. longer than theatrical release. See more »
It had a few one liners that made me chuckle, but that was it
This film is about a girl who moves into a village that is rampant with vampires. She falls in love with a vampire but she got dumped before the prom.
Seriously, what is the point of making "Vampire Sucks"? It's like remaking two films into one, but in a really bad way. The supposed spoofs are not even spoofs, but are just re-enactment of scenes from "Twilight" and "New Moon". The story is an amalgamation of the two films, but it is fragmented and incoherent. Most of the so called jokes are silly and simply ridiculous. There were a few one liners that made me chuckle, but most of the jokes were not funny.
Whatever you do, just don't pay to watch this.
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