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The Machine (2023)

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The Machine (2023)

Certificate R   -   Action | Comedy

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
44 Metascore
Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.
Director:
Peter Atencio
Stars:
Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Tatro, Iva Babic
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20575 East Hampton Plaza, Ashburn VA 20147 | (571) 293-6808
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1:00 pm | 4:15 | 7:15 | 10:20
 

43751 Central Station Drive, Ashburn VA 20147 | (703) 729-3184
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1600 Village Market Boulevard, Leesburg VA 20175 | (571) 291-9462
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21100 Dulles Town Circle, Dulles VA 20166 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4065
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22875 Brambleton Plaza, Ashburn VA 20148 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4019
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13025 Worldgate Drive, Herndon VA 20170 | (888) 262-4386
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9811 Washingtonian Ctr., Gaithersburg MD 20878 | (888) 262-4386
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7101 Democracy Boulevard, Bethesda MD 20817 | (240) 762-4000
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7850e Tysons Corner Center, McLean VA 22102 | (888) 262-4386
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11:00 am | 1:50 pm | 4:45 | 7:35 | 10:25
 

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6201 Multiplex Drive, Centreville VA 20122 | (703) 802-1100
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11:45 am | 2:00 pm | 4:55 | 7:50 | 10:45
 

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11900 Palace Way, Fairfax VA 22030 | (703) 378-6550
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629 Center Point Way, Gaithersburg MD 20878 | (240) 449-4800
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4110 West Ox Road, Fairfax VA 22033 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 670
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20000 Century Boulevard, Germantown MD 20874 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 455
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11380 Bulloch Drive, Manassas VA 20109 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 490
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199 East Montgomery Avenue, Rockville MD 20850 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 248
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8001 Gateway Promenade Place, Gainesville VA 20155 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4056
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1667 Silver Hill Drive, McLean VA 22102
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2150 Clarendon Blvd., Arlington VA 22201 | (888) 262-4386
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3111 K Street N.W., Washington DC 20007 | (888) 262-4386
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206 Hoffman Street, Alexandria VA 22314 | (888) 262-4386
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11160 North Viers Mill Road, Wheaton MD 20902 | (240) 292-4420
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671 N. Glebe Road, Arlington VA 22203 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 377
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701 Seventh Street Northwest, Washington DC 20001 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 1721
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5910 Kingstowne Towne Center, Alexandria VA 22315 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4015
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10:35 am | 1:15 pm | 4:20 | 7:20 | 10:15
 

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900 Ellsworth Drive, Silver Spring MD 20910 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4012
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6500 Springfield Town Center, Springfield VA 22150 | (844) 462-7342 ext. 4069
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