Like the title says, this is a boring, uninteresting slog. It pretends to have an interesting story, then goes on instead to waste your time with whiny dialogue, bad acting, bad filming, and a story written by one of those people at an art museum that screams about how a square painted with 4 colors has such infinite meaning. I've seen silent movies with better dialogue. I've read Star Trek slash fiction with more coherent, thought out plots. This is art in the same way an idiot smashing his head against a wall is art. Neither one is anywhere near as intelligent as they think they are.
Leave this garbage where it belongs and find something worthwhile to watch instead
Leave this garbage where it belongs and find something worthwhile to watch instead