Shot in glorious Wimp-o-Vision!
25 May 2018
This followup feature to New Sensations early release in the Couples Romance cycle has some of the worst treacly dialog in memory, at times nearly a parody of those bodice-busting romance novels for milady. New Sensations has latterly abandoned this genre for more commercial, rather than artistic reasons.

Star of the first film Tori Black is back, in a strictly NonSex role: for flashes of nudity you need to look at the DVD Menu or BTS short subject. She narrates, indicating this material constitutes her second novel.

Her BFF Lexi Belle takes over as heroine, with stiff (literally) boyfriend Johnny Castle back in action for their off-again, on-again romance. Hack director Lee Roy Myers, best known in the industry for a series of dreadful but lucrative "porn-parodies", clumsily handles their angry break-up scene mid-way through the picture, but the duo's final clinch for happy ending is never in doubt.

Gimmick here involves visual depiction of each protagonist's jealous presumption that the other half of their couple is cheating. So we get erotic fantasy vignettes, as Lexi imagines Johnny humping India Summer (who is the owner of the pre-airbnb lodge they are roughing it at for a holiday), while Johnny imagines Lexi getting down with bi-dicked stud Bill Bailey, his phony Southern accent not getting in the way.

A nice extraneous sex scene staged outdoors in the woods brings us beautiful Faye Reagan, shtupped by a fellow more suited to the gonzo releases of the day, Mikey Butders.

Soggy to the bitter end, this is how not to work in (and disrespect) the Romance genre.
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