- Larry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense.
- Larry is playing golf with Jeff, Marty and Andy. They see Norm at the restaurant and want to hurry as Norm is the slowest golfer in the world. Everyone orders a quick meal, but Andy wants an elaborate sandwich with caramelized onions, which takes a long time to prepare. As a result, Norm finishes his lunch before and gets on the golf course. At his golf club, Larry berates Norm (Paul Mazursky) for playing slowly; Norm had been looking for his ball for 20 minutes on the course. Norm and Larry get into a shouting match. Norm dies of a heart attack on the same day, which Larry is blamed for. Jeff says it is not murder, but certainly qualifies as involuntary manslaughter.
Larry criticizes the club's unorthodox tipping policy at its restaurant. The restaurant already includes a 18% tip in the bill, and then leaves space for an additional tip. Larry decides to protest this policy of an additional tip.
He breaks the club's rule that mobile phones must be switched off when he forgets to turn off his BlackBerry. Mr Takahashi (Dana Lee) is the Owner of the club and confronts Larry. Larry says that his father had a quadruple bypass surgery and hence had to take the call. Takahashi warns Larry.
He seeks to correct a spelling mistake on his mother's gravestone. The gravestone reads "Past Away" instead of "Passed Away". Nat (Shelley Berman) says that he misspelled it on purpose since it cost $50 per letter to get it engraved. Larry engages the stonemason to get it corrected. But they have an argument about Larry's favorite ball-player.
Larry offers to pay for his cousin Andy's daughter Skylar's college tuition fees. But now Andy wants Larry to help sell his wife's hats to his celebrity friends.
The next day Larry and his gang go another game of golf. The course is empty out for respect for Norm. Larry kills a black swan with his golf club when it flies close to him. The Black Swan was Mr Takahashi's pet swan. They bury the swan in the woods. The cleaning crew of the course discover the dead swan buried in the woods. While the gang is having lunch, they see that Mr Takahashi has been made aware of the Swan's death. Marty, Jeff and Andy all turn against Larry and accuse him of not following the club rules. Mr Takahashi summons all 4 to his office. They were the only people on the course that day. Takahashi knows that one of the 4 killed his pet black swan. Larry and Takahashi have a staring contest, which is broken when Larry again gets a call on his Blackberry.
Andy says that his wife wants to go to Cosmetology school. When Larry refuses, his wife threatens to reveal that Larry killed Takahashi's Black Swan. Larry is being blackmailed to send Andy's wife to Cosmetology school.
At Norm's funeral, Larry is badmouthing the stonemason to Marty, not knowing that the stonemason is standing right next to Marty. The mason is angry to know Larry's views about him. Larry's phone rings during the funeral. Larry tells Norm's wife (Mary Gregory) that the Black Swan killed Norm. The waiter finds Larry's Blackberry which had an email from Jeff about the killing of the Black Swan and how Jeff wanted to confess. It is the same waiter to whom Larry refused the additional tip. Larry is afraid that the waiter will squeal and gives him a $500 tip. Mr Takahashi finds out about Larry's tip to the waiter and concludes that such a generous person could not have been the swan killer.
Later, Larry and Takahashi walk over to his mother's grave (which was at the same cemetery as Norm), and find that stonemason has carved "Swan Killer's Mother" on her tombstone
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