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Poll: The Greatest Showman... RiffTrax Style!

"The Greatest Showman:" it's a film that won the hearts of movie-goers everywhere. But if you're in the minority that actually doesn't enjoy watching mediocre acrobatic routines get ruined by a singing Zac Efron, you just might find this list a tad funny! Finally, "The Greatest Showman" is getting (my) RiffTrax treatment! Which one is your favorite? After voting, discuss here.

Make Your Choice

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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Please, somebody dump a bucket of cold water on him."
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    Rebecca Ferguson, Hugh Jackman, and Michael Barra in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (In Schwarzenegger voice): "Come with me if you want to live."
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    Zendaya in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "That hair color is like something that Anne of Green Gables would do accidentally."
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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum): "Since the circus thing didn't work out, I became a chimney sweep!"
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    Sawyer Niehaus, Madison Smith, Carly Adams, Austyn Johnson, GiaNina Paolantonio, Emilie Cantante, Laci Justice, Louise Hindsbo, Emerson Tate Alexander, Brando Speach, Victoria Llodra, and Rachel Quiner in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Hey, the kid's got talent! She'll never make it in Hollywood."
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    Hugh Jackman, DeAnna Walters, Martha Nichols, Christina Glur, Julius Rubio, Vincent-Oliver Noiseux, and Najla Gilliam in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum): "Now, watch me jump through!"
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    Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Zac Efron): "I just need to get my head in the game!"
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    Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Hugh Jackman): "See that cameraman right there? I can't stand him."
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    Rebecca Ferguson in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Jenny Lind): "Aah, that spotlight's right in my eyes! Oh, help!"
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    Rebecca Ferguson in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "I hope there's a bee in those flowers! And I hope that bee has a really long, sharp stinger! Uh... sorry I blew up like that."
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    Hugh Jackman and Sam Humphrey in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum): "Well, I wanted Peter Dinklage, but if you're all I can get..."
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    Zac Efron and Zendaya in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Anne): "Seriously, Zac, quit stalking me!"
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    Skylar Dunn in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Skylar Dunn): "We still rolling?"
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    Rebecca Ferguson, Hugh Jackman, and Zac Efron in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Yes, she's an accomplished Opera singer who performs the genre of generic pop!"
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    The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Oh, I knew it - we're in for a puppet show!"
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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Hugh Jackman): "Oh, am I in the way here?"
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    Rebecca Ferguson, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, Zac Efron, and Zendaya in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "From that poster I'd say this is 'The Greatest Showman: Episode I: The Phantom Menace!'"
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    Hugh Jackman and Michelle Williams in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum): "Come, wife, let us embark on an empire that will consume me and make me lie and tempt me to cheat and eventually all get given away to my protege!"
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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Hugh Jackman): "Let me think, why did I take this role, again?"
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    Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, and Austyn Johnson in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Oh my gosh, he's KIDNAPPING HER!!! Oh, wait - he's just surprising her with the house of her dreams. My bad."
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    Zac Efron and Zendaya in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Phillip): "You thinking what I'm thinking?" (As Anne): "A Big Mac? Oh, yeah."
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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum): "If you're looking for a way out of my show, it's this way."
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    Rebecca Ferguson in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Looks like the marshmallow she's wearing started to melt!"
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    Jeremy Hudson, Shannon Holtzapffel, Khasan Brailsford, Zendaya, and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Anne): "Oh, I hate these stupid trust falls!"
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    Hugh Jackman, Caoife Coleman, Jeremy Hudson, Taylor James, Julius Rubio, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, and Mishay Petronelli in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Finally! An accurate representation of how my brain registers the events of this film."
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    Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Oh, we all know the feeling: when your so hungry you resort to snacking on a pencil."
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    Hugh Jackman, Radu Spinghel, DeAnna Walters, Martha Nichols, Caoife Coleman, Christina Glur, Jeremy Hudson, Shannon Holtzapffel, Khasan Brailsford, Alex Wong, Julius Rubio, Vincent-Oliver Noiseux, Jonathan Redavid, Luciano Acuna Jr., Mishay Petronelli, Chelsea Caso, Jessica Castro, and Najla Gilliam in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "This movie is like a bad dream you'd have after watching 'My Fair Lady' and eating too many Animal Crackers."
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    Hugh Jackman and Michelle Williams in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Okay, why are they suddenly in a horror movie graveyard?"
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    Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    (As Barnum and Phillip): "Where everybody knows our name!"
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    Hugh Jackman and Natasha Liu Bordizzo in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Uh... but she doesn't have a knife..."
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    Keala Settle in The Greatest Showman (2017)

    "Well, I guess the movie's over. That was quick."

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