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Poll: "Jesus Christ" Quotes

Jesus Christ needs no introduction. He is one of the most famous and recognized figures in the world. The phrase "Jesus Christ" has become an expression for many years; it is often used in a normal form of speech.

Which of these quotes involving "Jesus Christ" do you find the most interesting?

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    Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise, and Mykelti Williamson in Forrest Gump (1994)

    Lieutenant Daniel Taylor : Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?

    Forrest Gump : I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

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    Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

    Indiana Jones : Two selfless martyrs. Jesus Christ.

    [Henry slaps Indy]

    Professor Henry Jones : That's for blasphemy!

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    Tracy Morgan in First Sunday (2008)

    LeeJohn: The white Jesus keeps starin at me!
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    Chris Pratt in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

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    John Cameron Mitchell and Michael Pitt in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

    Tommy : Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?

    Hedwig : No, but I... I love his work.

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    Woody Allen in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

    Mickey's Father : And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?

    Mickey : I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.

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    Kevin and Jack

    Kevin : [On who inspired him to be a wood worker] I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?
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    Denzel Washington and John Lithgow in Ricochet (1991)

    [Nick Styles approaches a car driver that almost ran him down, and suddenly sees it's Blake]

    Nick Styles: Jesus Christ.

    Blake: Almost

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    Chris Evans and Mckenna Grace in Gifted (2017)

    Mary Adler : What about Jesus?

    Frank Adler : Love that guy. Do what he says.

    Mary Adler : But, is he God?

    Frank Adler : I don't know. I have an opinion. But that's my opinion and I could be wrong. So why would I screw up yours? Use your head. But don't be afraid to believe in things either.

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    Kevork Malikyan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

    Kazim : [to Indy] Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
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    Greta Gerwig in Mistress America (2015)

    Brooke : It's weird that someone that studies rocks is really into Jesus.
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    Alex Jennings in The Lady in the Van (2015)

    Jehovah's Witnesses : [at the front door] Good afternoon. Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house?

    Alan Bennett : No. Try the van...

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    Paul Newman in Slap Shot (1977)

    Reggie Dunlop : But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?

    Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus?

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    Isaac Hayes in Once Upon a Time... When We Were Colored (1995)

    Preacher Hurn : If you call Jesus, his line is never busy.
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    Denzel Washington and Ray Allen in He Got Game (1998)

    Jesus Shuttlesworth : I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?

    Jake Shuttlesworth : It's biblical.

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    Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz in Constantine (2005)

    John Constantine: Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear.

    Angela Dodson: The Spear of Destiny. I'm a Catholic, John. I know the Crucifixion story.

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    Richard Pryor, Teresa Ganzel, and Scott Schwartz in The Toy (1982)

    Jack Brown : Angela! Jesus H. Christ!

    Eric Bates : Is that her full name?

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    Kathy Bates, Colin Farrell, and Gabriel Macht in American Outlaws (2001)

    Frank : Well, she's still talking to Jesus.

    Jesse James : You know what worries me? That Jesus is talkin' back!

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    Tim Blaney and Michael McKean in Short Circuit 2 (1988)

    Fred : [burning himself with a soldering iron] Jesus!

    Johnny Five : Christ, lived from 1 to 33 AD.

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    Adam Baldwin and Charlie Barnett in D.C. Cab (1983)

    Tyrone : My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus! They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more, he thought he was God. Which made me Jesus. This shit got pretty heavy.
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    Gary Oldman in Hannibal (2001)

    Mason Verger : I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus.
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    Mark McKinney in Superstar (1999)


    Father Ritley : Body of Christ.

    Evian Graham : Are these non-fat?

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    Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen in The War at Home (1996)

    Jeremy Collier : Look, it's not that I'm asking for the car...

    Bob Collier : Hm?

    Jeremy Collier : But you know Jesus didn't have a job.

    Bob Collier : That's right. He didn't have a car either, and he walked everywhere.

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    Susan Sarandon in Dead Man Walking (1995)

    Clyde Percy : How can you stand next to him?

    Sister Helen Prejean : Mr. Percy, I'm just trying to follow the example of Jesus, who said that a person is not as bad as his worst deed.

    Clyde Percy : This is not a person. This is an animal.

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    John Leguizamo and Wesley Snipes in The Fan (1996)

    [Manny tries to make Bobby feel better about his new number 33]

    Manny : Look, Jesus Christ was 33 when he died. People are still talking about him.

    Bobby Rayburn : Jesus Christ? Give me my damn number!

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    Dennis Quaid in Great Balls of Fire! (1989)

    Jimmy Swaggart : Thank you Jesus!

    Jerry Lee Lewis : Well don't thank Jesus, thank Jerry Lee Lewis.

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    Mary-Louise Parker in Saved! (2004)

    Lillian : I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
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    Kurtwood Smith, Wren T. Brown, Dale Dye, Andy Romano, and Ping Wu in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

    Admiral Bates : Who the hell is that?

    Gen. Cooper : Jesus Christ!

    Travis Dane : Uh, not quite, General Cooper. Although, I have sort of risen from the dead! No, it's just your old friend Travis Dane. You remember. They guy you FIRED!

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    Tom Hanks in Charlie Wilson's War (2007)

    Charlie Wilson : I love Jesus Christ and his mother Mary as much as anybody. About 38 churches you could move that creche to, everybody lives.
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    Philippe Noiret in Coup de Torchon (1981)

    Lucien Cordier : I'm not a policeman, George. I'm Jesus Christ in person, sent here with a load of crosses, each bigger than the next.
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    Chevy Chase in Oh Heavenly Dog (1980)

    Pelican Man : [takes a fish out of his mouth] I used to be a pelican, what were you?

    Browning : [disgruntled] Jesus Christ!

    Pelican Man : [in awe] Really?

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    Clint Eastwood in True Crime (1999)

    Steve Everett : Mister Beachum... Frankly I don't give a rat's ass about Jesus Christ and I don't care about justice in this world, or the next.
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    Paul Newman in Blaze (1989)

    Earl Long : The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
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    George Kennedy, Chuck Norris, William Wallace, and Jerry Weinstock in The Delta Force (1986)

    Abdul : I did not call you.

    Father O'Malley : You called for all the Jews. I'm Jewish, just like Jesus Christ. You take one, you gotta take us all.

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    George Clooney and Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

    Jim Byrd : You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.

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