#Gladiators, I'm Phoebe Robinson and I'm your new Scandal recapper. As we all know, after many months of waiting, the season-five premiere is here at last! Now, don't get me wrong, as delightful as the teaser-trailer is in proving that Olivia and Fitz's intertwined bodies do look like a cup of Bailey's Irish Cream: ... there are so many questions that need answering such as, since Mama Pope's release from jail has she been: a) Traveling the country, telling young women why the men they love ain't s**t and that because these women love these men, that means the ladies themselves ain't s**t; b) Making tons of money killing people; or, c.) Teaching a Learning Annex seminar to black women on how to have perfectly straight, relaxed hair despite being locked up in prison with nary a beautician or a shower cap in sight? Okay, so maybe this is the only question.