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Overview (4)

Born in Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA
Birth NameJohn A. Sharkey
Nicknames The Impaler
Lord Ares
Height 5' 11" (1.8 m)

Mini Bio (1)

Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey was born on April 2, 1964 in Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA as John A. Sharkey. He is a writer and producer, known for Who Is the Bloodiest Royal?, The Comeback Fighter (2011) and Training for a Fight (2012). He was previously married to Audrianna Lynn Foster, Megan Cochran, Julie Sharkey Carpenter, Lourdes Flash and Lauren V.O. Sharkey.

Spouse (5)

Audrianna Lynn Foster (21 March 2010 - 30 October 2010) (annulled)
Megan Cochran (6 July 2008 - 22 February 2009) (annulled) (1 child)
Julie Sharkey Carpenter (31 October 2005 - 23 February 2006) (annulled)
Lourdes Flash (25 April 1990 - 5 April 1999) (divorced) (2 children)
Lauren V.O. Sharkey (28 November 1985 - 7 April 1987) (divorced) (1 child)

Trade Mark (11)

His 8 foot long Impaling Stake
Always wear Everlast EverGel Handwrap gloves during his wrestling matches
Special Forces Sniper Tattoo on his right forearm. April Tattoo on his rightbicep and Satanic Pentagram with Vampyre Wings on his right Shoulder
Dragon Tattoo on his left forearm and Triple Moon Tattoo on his left bicep
Long black hair
Drinkings REAL blood before entering the ring
Has 4 real Vampyre Fangs (2 top teeth, 2 bottom teeth)
Vlad the Impaler-style mustache
Muscular build
Multiple tattoos on his arms
Black fingernails

Trivia (41)

Jonathon's (former) wife Audrianna is only 16 days older than his daughter Danielle.
Jonathon went to St. Hedwigs' Grammar School in Elizabeth, NJ from September 1970 to June 1978 where he graduated. He was an Altar Boy and a member of the Holy Name Society.
On 22 Apr 94, Jonathon received national media attention in Indianapolis as Rocky Flash, when he first climbed into an IndyCar (owned by Project Indy a CART Team) in hopes of racing in the Indy 500. Later that day, President Nixon died in Jonathon's home state of NJ.
In October 1979, Jonathon met Pope John Paul II at Shea Stadium. Pope John Paul II died on 2 Apr 05, on Jonathon's 41st Birthday. According to Jonathon, some religious crazies labeled Jonathon as the Anti-Christ after that event.
On 1 Jun 1990, Jonathon wrestled The Russian Bear Ivan Koloff in a Battle of The Sleeper holds. During the match, Jonathon tore both of his ACLs, but, still was victorious in the match.
From November 1995 to November 1998, Jonathon worked as a wrestling trainer for Rocky Johnson at the Rocky Johnson Wrestling Academy in Tampa, FL. One of the wrestler's Jonathon trained was Rocky's son - Dwayne Johnson.
Jonathon went to Elizabeth High School (Elizabeth, NJ) from September 1978 to June 1981.
In December 2007, Jonathon had his then girlfriend's (model April Airborne) first name tattooed on his right bicep with a black rose. Jonathon was also born in the month of April.
On Jonathon's right forearm, he has a tattoo of a Special Forces Sniper with Vampyre Fangs. On his right shoulder, he has a tattoo of a Satanic Pentagram with Vampyre Wings attached, with the numbers 666 in the pentagram, as well as an upside down cross.
In October 2005, Jonathon was ordained as a Dark Priest.
In July 1985, Jonathon received his Paralegal Degree, graduating with Honors.
Jonathon attended Kansas State University (Wildcats) in Manhattan, KS after his first tour of duty in the Army in 1983. He majored in Pre-Law, with a minor in music.
Jonathon is a member of the Hillsborough County (Tampa, FL) Republican Executive Committee. He previously was a member of the Committee back in the 90's.
Jonathon has 4 black cats. Their names are: Kitty Hecate Sharkey, Nyx Sharkey, Mick Sharkey and Gizmo Sharkey.
In October 2005, Jonathon was Ordained as a Dark Priest.
Jonathon has 7 tattoos. 5 of them were done by John Cerchia. 2 of them were done by John Kural.
Jonathon has had 19 knee operations - 12 on his left knee and 7 on his right.
On 29 Nov 10 in Tampa, FL, Jonathon underwent Total Knee Joint Replacement Surgery (TKR) of his left knee by Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) Team Physician Dr. Ira Guttentag.
On 13 Feb 11, Jonathon completed Dov Simens's Film School.
On 7 Mar 11, Dr. Ira Guttentag operated for a second time on Jonathon's left knee, as well as his right shoulder.
On 11 Oct 11, Dr. Ira Guttentag the team medical director for the Tampa Bay Lightning operated on Jonathon's left knee for the 3rd time in 10 1/2 months.
On Friday The 13th (Jan '12) Jonathon married Rakhil Dolgorukov Tepes Sharkey. She is one month younger than Jonathon's youngest child J.J.
Jonathon's wife Rakhil Dolgorukov Tepes Sharkey was born in Russia.
Jonathon had his first date with Patty Burke, a classmate from St. Hedwig's Grammar School on his 9th Birthday, 2 April 1973. He took Patty to Dairy Queen for lunch.
Jonathon, is known for his numerous tattoos, many by tattoo artist John Cerchai who was the artist who tattooed 'Scott "Bam Bam' Bigelow' aka Bam Bam Bigelow's head, recently had several tattoos by John Kural who has done many of the tattoos for Dave Bautista. Kural changed the April tattoo and added to dragons and made the rose black and red.
In 2006, the City Pages newspaper in Minneapolis, MN in their Best of the Twin Cities: Winners on April, 26, 2006 awarded Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey Best Vampyre of the year.
Jonathon plays the drums in Creaures Of The Night. This is the first time he was filmed playing drums.
Jonathon is an endorsed artist for the drums with Soultone and Coffin Case.
Coffin Case has been a sponsor regarding Jonathon's guitar playing since 2008. They are also one of the sponsors for the movie Creatures Of The Night in which Jonathon is starring in.
On 9-11-12 Jonathon underwent Bi-lateral knee surgery by Tampa Bay Lightning Medical Director Dr. Ira Guttentag. It was Jonathon's 13th knee operation on his left knee and the 8th on his right.
Jonathon with the help of his drum adviser, Moon Masgue Mystic, is designing a one of a kind 20 piece drum kit that DC California Drums will custom make. The kit will consist of 2 bass drums, 4 floor toms, 3 snare drums, 11 rack toms. The kit will have Remo Roto Toms (6", 8", 10").
Jonathon is having KaiserWerft build him a 40m yacht called - Catwalk in Turkey. The total cost of the yacht is $20 million.
As a result of losing a bet with his wife Rakhil, Jonathon has to wear a pair of Prada heels on set for one day in NOLA, during the filming of Who is the Bloodiest Royal?
Tampa, FL, USA: Filmed 'The Comeback Fighter' short. [July 2010]
Wrestled and defeat Baron Von Kane in Crawfordsville, IN. To date, this is the last match Jonathon has had. his left knee was snapped and was totally replaced on November 29, 2010. [June 2008]
Fought against and defeated former world heavyweight champion "The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff. [June 1991]
Fought and defeated in a 6th round TKO of E.Z. Cruz in Indianapolis, IN. It was the last time Jonathon boxed professionally. [October 2000]
Paulsboro, NJ, USA: Fought Diamond Jim Bardy to a draw in a Boxer vs. Wrestler match. [November 1988]
Went to race car driving school in Sebring, FL, USA at the Sebring International Raceway. The home of the 12 hours of Sebring. [November 1992]
Raced and won at Whiteland Raceway in Whiteland, IN. [April 2001]
Tampa, FL, USA: Underwent total knee joint replacement of his left knee. [November 2010]

Personal Quotes (5)

As President, I will beat, torture, IMPALE, dismember and decapitate... [numerous media sources]
Unlike most politicians, I won't hide my evil side. [Time Magazine 23 Jan 06 and other sources]
Politics is a cut throat business.
I sink my fangs into my donor... and drink their blood.
[Quoting Gene Simmons]: It's good to be me.

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