Melvyn Hayes

Known For

It Ain't Half Hot Mum Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont / Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont

(1974-1981)

The Curse of Frankenstein Young Victor

(1957)

Here Come the Double Deckers! Albert the Street Cleaner / Various Characters

(1970-1971)

Jo's Boys Dan

(1959)

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Actor (109 credits)

2018 T.I.M: This Is Me
Myrtle

2014 Shiner (Short)
The Limpet

2011 Benidorm (TV Series)
Mr. Pink

- Episode #4.3 (2011) ... Mr. Pink

2010-2011 The Legend of Dick and Dom (TV Series)
Blinky

- Escape from the Lair (2011) ... Blinky

- The Beastmaster (2010) ... Blinky

2010 The Slammer (TV Series)
The Hamster

- Strike (2010) ... The Hamster

2005 EastEnders (TV Series)
Michael Rawlins

- Episode dated 14 June 2005 (2005) ... Michael Rawlins

- Episode dated 13 June 2005 (2005) ... Michael Rawlins

- Episode dated 10 June 2005 (2005) ... Michael Rawlins

- Episode dated 6 June 2005 (2005) ... Michael Rawlins

- Episode dated 31 May 2005 (2005) ... Michael Rawlins

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2004 Revolver (TV Series)
Various Characters / Dave Davids / Chat-show Host

- Episode #1.6 (2004) ... Various Characters

- Episode #1.5 (2004) ... Dave Davids

- Episode #1.4 (2004) ... Various Characters

- Episode #1.3 (2004) ... Dave Davids

- Episode #1.1 (2004) ... Chat-show Host

2004 Doctors (TV Series)
Ted Bryson

- The Final Curtain (2004) ... Ted Bryson

2003 Doctor Who: Shada (TV Mini-Series)
Wilkin

- Shada: Part Six (2003) ... Wilkin (voice)

- Shada: Part Three (2003) ... Wilkin (voice)

- Shada: Part Two (2003) ... Wilkin (voice)

- Shada: Part One (2003) ... Wilkin (voice)

2002 Pongwiffy (TV Series) (voice)

1999 Jack and the Beanstalk (Video)
Ambrose (voice)

1998 Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Sir Gordon

- The Final Chapter (1998) ... Sir Gordon

- George Finds Love (1998) ... Sir Gordon

- But Is It Art? (1998) ... Sir Gordon

1996 The Thin Blue Line (TV Series)
D.S. Quentin Courvoisier

- Ism Ism Ism (1996) ... D.S. Quentin Courvoisier

1995-1996 Budgie the Little Helicopter (TV Series)

- Ups & Downs (1996) ... (voice)

- Silent Flight (1996) ... (voice)

- Put Up or Stuck Up (1996) ... (voice)

- A Tail of Woe (1996) ... (voice)

- The Runaway Train (1996) ... (voice)

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1990-1995 The Dreamstone (TV Series)
Frizz

- Urpjaws (1995) ... Frizz (voice)

- The Spider-Mobile (1995) ... Frizz (voice)

- Planet Prunus (1995) ... Frizz (voice)

- The Jolly Bird (1995) ... Frizz (voice)

- Hod (1995) ... Frizz (voice)

Show all 51 episodes

1991 Little Dracula (TV Series)
Deadwood

- Little D's Halloween (1991) ... Deadwood (voice)

- Little D Goes Hawaiian (1991) ... Deadwood (voice)

- Bite Before Christmas (1991) ... Deadwood (voice)

- Little D's Surprise (1991) ... Deadwood (voice)

1990 King of the Wind
Twicker

1989 The Further Adventures of SuperTed (TV Series)
Skeleton

- Bubbles, Bubbles Everywhere (1989) ... Skeleton (voice)

- We Got Nutninkhamun (1989) ... Skeleton (voice)

- Texas Is Mine (1989) ... Skeleton (voice)

- The Mysticetae Mystery (1989) ... Skeleton (voice)

- Knox Knox, Who's There? (1989) ... Skeleton (voice)

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1987 Super Gran (TV Series)
P.C. Dumpling

- Supergran and the Rookie Recruit (1987) ... P.C. Dumpling

1986 Galloping Galaxies! (TV Series)
Superbeing

- Episode #2.3 (1986) ... Superbeing

1983-1986 SuperTed (TV Series)
Skeleton

- SuperTed Goes Round the Bend (1986) ... Skeleton (voice)

- SuperTed in Chinatown (1986) ... Skeleton (voice)

- SuperTed and the Rattlesnake (1986) ... Skeleton (voice)

- SuperTed and Tex's Magic Spell (1986) ... Skeleton (voice)

- SuperTed and Mother Nature (1986) ... Skeleton (voice)

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1985 Santa Claus: The Movie
Goober

1985 Ultra Quiz '85 (TV Series)

- Episode #3.1 (1985)

1974-1981 It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV Series)
Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont / Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont

- The Last Roll Call (1981) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

- The Long Road Home (1981) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

- Never the Twain Shall Meet (1981) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

- The Last Warrior (1981) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

- Aquastars (1981) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

Show all 56 episodes

1979 A Touch of the Sun
Ginger Rogers

1976-1978 Potter's Picture Palace (TV Series)
Melvyn Didsbury

- One of Our Spaceships Is Missing (1978) ... Melvyn Didsbury

- King Kong Phooey (1976) ... Melvyn Didsbury

- Gums (1976) ... Melvyn Didsbury

- The Mouse That Snored (1976) ... Melvyn Didsbury

- The Night of the Triffids (1976) ... Melvyn Didsbury

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1978 What's Up Superdoc!
Waiter / Pietro

1976 Carry On England
Gunner Shorthouse

1975 Carry on Laughing! (TV Series)
Charwallah Charlie

- The Case of the Screaming Winkles (1975) ... Charwallah Charlie

1975 The Tommy Cooper Hour (TV Series)

- 26 February 1975 (1975)

1974 Charles Dickens' World of Christmas (TV Movie)

1974 Man About the House
Nigel

1973 Love Thy Neighbour
Terry

1973 Sir Yellow (TV Series)
Gregory

- That's Ye Spirit (1973) ... Gregory

- I'll Tag Along with Thee (1973) ... Gregory

- Love All (1973) ... Gregory

- Ye Turn of Ye Worm (1973) ... Gregory

- Getting Ye Treatment (1973) ... Gregory

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1973 Ooh La La! (TV Series)
The Duke

- The Lady from Maxims (1973) ... The Duke

1973 The Gordon Peters Show (TV Series)

- The Generation Gap (1973)

1973 The Adventures of Black Beauty (TV Series)
Amos

- The Ruffians (1973) ... Amos

1972 Double Take
Ambulance Man

1972 Cosmo and Thingy (TV Movie)
Pune

1972 The Regiment (TV Series)
Private Hanks

- A Gentleman's War (1972) ... Private Hanks

1971 A Christmas Carol (TV Short)
Bob Cratchit (voice)

1971 The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins
Porter (segment "Sloth") (as Melvin Hayes)

1971 Bachelor of Arts (Short)
Mr. Jenkins

1970 Beyond Belief (TV Series)

1970 Here Come the Double Deckers! (TV Series)
Albert the Street Cleaner / Various Characters

- Man's Best Friend (1970) ... Albert the Street Cleaner

- Barney (1970) ... Albert the Street Cleaner (credit only)

- A Helping Hound (1970) ... Albert the Street Cleaner

- The Go-Karters (1970) ... Albert the Street Cleaner

- Scooper Strikes Out (1970) ... Albert the Street Cleaner / Various Characters

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1969 The Magnificent Six and ½: Peewee Had a Little Ape (Short)
Clown

1969 A Walk with Love and Death
First Entertainer

1969 The Liver Birds (TV Series)
Simon

- The Photographer (1969) ... Simon

1969 The Ugliest Girl in Town (TV Series)
Harry

- The Trouble with England (1969) ... Harry

1968 The Magnificent Six and ½: It's Not Cricket
Silly Workman

1968 Father Dear Father (TV Series)
Les

- It Won't Be a Stylish Marriage (1968) ... Les

1968 Comedy Playhouse (TV Series)
Russell

- State of the Union (1968) ... Russell

1965 Thirty-Minute Theatre (TV Series)
Chivers

- Parson's Pleasure (1965) ... Chivers

1965 A Slight Case of... (TV Series)

- Opium (1965)

1958-1965 Dixon of Dock Green (TV Series)
Atkins / Dave 'Cha-Cha' Charlton / Mick / ...

- The Inside Man (1965) ... Atkins

- The Burn-Up (1961) ... Dave 'Cha-Cha' Charlton

- Blues in the Night (1959) ... Mick

- Little Boy Blue (1958) ... Larkin

1964 Six (TV Series)
Scratch

- The Chase (1964) ... Scratch

1964 The Chase (TV Movie)
Scratch

1964 Crooks in Cloisters
Willy

1964 Swingers' Paradise
Jerry

1963 Taxi! (TV Series)
Barry Dobson

- Benefit of the Doubt (1963) ... Barry Dobson

1963 The Human Jungle (TV Series)
Bert Morgan

- Time-Check (1963) ... Bert Morgan

1963 Summer Holiday
Cyril

1962 Oliver Twist (TV Mini-Series)
The Artful Dodger

- Episode #1.9 (1962) ... The Artful Dodger

- Episode #1.7 (1962) ... The Artful Dodger

- Episode #1.6 (1962) ... The Artful Dodger

- Episode #1.4 (1962) ... The Artful Dodger

- Episode #1.3 (1962) ... The Artful Dodger

1962 The Silent Invasion
Jean

1962 Stryker of the Yard (TV Series)
The Page Boy

- The Case of Soho Red (1962) ... The Page Boy

1961 The Seven Faces of Jim (TV Series)
Norman

- The Face of Enthusiasm (1961) ... Norman

1961 Wonderful to Be Young!
Jimmy

1961 Mr. Pastry Hooks a Spook (TV Movie)
John Groom

1961 The Bun House Wedding (TV Movie)
Youth

1960 Whack-O! (TV Series)
Terry

- Episode #7.4 (1960) ... Terry

1960 BBC Sunday-Night Play (TV Series)
Jimmy Crumble / Billy Trainer

- The Song of a March Hare (1960) ... Jimmy Crumble

- The Ruffians (1960) ... Billy Trainer

1960 Skyport (TV Series)

- Episode #1.41 (1960)

1960 Bottoms Up
Cecil Biggs

1960 The Flesh and the Fiends
Daft Jamie

1953-1959 BBC Sunday-Night Theatre (TV Series)
Sid Hensman / Call boy

- No Friendly Star (1959) ... Sid Hensman

- Golden Boy (1953) ... Call boy

1959 Probation Officer (TV Series)
Arthur Finney

- Episode #1.3 (1959) ... Arthur Finney

- Episode #1.1 (1959) ... Arthur Finney

1959 Jo's Boys (TV Series)
Dan

- Part 7 (1959) ... Dan

- Part 6 (1959) ... Dan

- Part 4 (1959) ... Dan

- Part 3 (1959) ... Dan

- Part 2 (1959) ... Dan

1959 No Trees in the Street
Tommy

1958-1959 Our Mutual Friend (TV Series)
Charley Hexam

- Part 11 (1959) ... Charley Hexam

- Part 6 (1958) ... Charley Hexam

- Part 5 (1958) ... Charley Hexam

- Part 2 (1958) ... Charley Hexam

1959 Operation Amsterdam
Willem

1958 Television World Theatre (TV Series)
Willi

- The Dark Is Light Enough (1958) ... Willi

1958 Violent Playground
Kid in Johnnie's Gang (uncredited)

1957-1958 The Silver Sword (TV Series)
Edek Balicki

- The Last Lap (1958) ... Edek Balicki

- Escape from Bavaria (1957) ... Edek Balicki

- Jan in Trouble (1957) ... Edek Balicki

- The Return of Edek (1957) ... Edek Balicki

- The Burning of the City (1957) ... Edek Balicki

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1957 The Telescope (TV Movie)
Joe Palmer

1956-1957 Billy Bunter of Greyfriars School (TV Series)
Skinner / Skinner - a Cad

- Bunter Does His Best (1957) ... Skinner - a Cad

- Bunter on the Warpath (1956) ... Skinner

- Bunter the Bold (1956) ... Skinner

- Backing Up Bunter (1956) ... Skinner

1957 Woman in a Dressing Gown
Newsboy

1957 Armchair Theatre (TV Series)
Stephen Cantrell

- Start from Scratch (1957) ... Stephen Cantrell

1957 The Curse of Frankenstein
Young Victor

1957 The Wharf Road Mob (TV Movie)
Clive

1957 The Good Companions
Telegraph Boy

1956 Anastasia
Bit Part (uncredited)

1956 Stars in Your Eyes
Bit part (uncredited)

1956 Bill Radford: Reporter (TV Series)
Eddie Knowles

- The Dog Lover (1956) ... Eddie Knowles

1956 Extra Item (TV Movie)
Barry Green

1956 Rex Milligan (TV Series)
Bubblegum Tucker

- Rex Milligan Raises the Roof (1956) ... Bubblegum Tucker

- The Bogus Formula (1956) ... Bubblegum Tucker

- Rex Milligan Keeps the Flag Flying (1956) ... Bubblegum Tucker

- The Land Yacht (1956) ... Bubblegum Tucker

- The Unexploded Rumour (1956) ... Bubblegum Tucker

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1956 No Man's Land (TV Movie)
Miro

1955 Fun at St Fanny's
Heckling Boy at Concert (uncredited)

1955 The Magic Fishbone (TV Movie)
Gherkin

1955 Navy Heroes
member of the Nelson watch (uncredited)

1955 Quatermass II (TV Mini-Series)
Frankie

- The Food (1955) ... Frankie

1955 The Running Tide (TV Movie)
John

1955 The Magic Idol (TV Movie)
Christopher

1955 The Unloved (TV Movie documentary)
Actor in reconstructions

1955 The Explorer (TV Mini-Series)
Dai Davies

- The Journey Begins (1955) ... Dai Davies

1955 The Man Who Loved Redheads
Sidney

1954 Adventure in the Hopfields
Ned Reilly

1954 The Black Glove
Hotel Bellhop (uncredited)

1953 Top of the Form
Schoolboy with glasses

1953 Face the Music (TV Series)
Page boy

- Episode #1.1 (1953) ... Page boy (uncredited)

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Music department (2 credits)

1974-1981 It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV Series) (performer - 56 episodes)

- The Last Roll Call (1981) ... (performer: signature tune - uncredited)

- The Long Road Home (1981) ... (performer: signature tune - uncredited)

- Never the Twain Shall Meet (1981) ... (performer: signature tune - uncredited)

- The Last Warrior (1981) ... (performer: signature tune - uncredited)

- Aquastars (1981) ... (performer: signature tune - uncredited)

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1970-1971 Here Come the Double Deckers! (TV Series) (composer - 17 episodes)

- A Hit for a Miss (1971) ... (composer: title song)

- Up to Scratch (1970) ... (composer: title song)

- United We Stand (1970) ... (composer: title song)

- Man's Best Friend (1970) ... (composer: title song)

- Barney (1970) ... (composer: title song)

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Soundtrack (3 credits)

2010 Double Decker Memories (Documentary short) (writer: "Get on Board")

Here Come the Double Deckers! (TV Series) (writer - 17 episodes, 1970 - 1971) (performer - 1 episode, 1970)

- A Hit for a Miss (1971) ... (writer: "Get on Board" (title song))

- Up to Scratch (1970) ... (writer: "Get on Board" (title song))

- United We Stand (1970) ... (writer: "Get on Board" (title song))

- Man's Best Friend (1970) ... (writer: "Get on Board" (title song), "Get on Board (Ha Ha Show Version)")

- Barney (1970) ... (writer: "Get on Board" (title song))

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1964 Swingers' Paradise (performer: "A Girl in Every Port", "Home", "We Love a Movie", "All Kinds of People", "A Matter of Moments")

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Miscellaneous Crew (1 credit)

1970-1971 Here Come the Double Deckers! (TV Series) (dialogue director - 17 episodes)

- A Hit for a Miss (1971) ... (dialogue director)

- Up to Scratch (1970) ... (dialogue director)

- United We Stand (1970) ... (dialogue director)

- Man's Best Friend (1970) ... (dialogue director)

- Barney (1970) ... (dialogue director)

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Writer (1 credit)

1970 Here Come the Double Deckers! (TV Series) (screenplay - 2 episodes)

- Man's Best Friend (1970) ... (screenplay)

- Get a Movie On (1970) ... (screenplay)

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Self (40 credits)

2017 Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming (TV Series documentary)
Himself

- Episode #1.4 (2017) ... Himself

- Episode #1.3 (2017) ... Himself

- Episode #1.2 (2017) ... Himself

- Episode #1.1 (2017) ... Himself

2014 Lorraine (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 21 May 2014 (2014) ... Himself

2013 South Today (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 9 December 2013 (2013) ... Himself

2012 Frankenstein Reborn: The Making of a Hammer Classic (Video documentary short)
Himself - Original Cast Member / Young Victor

2011 You Have Been Watching... David Croft (TV Movie documentary)
Himself / Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

2011 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 4 October 2011 (2011) ... Himself

2009 The New Paul O'Grady Show (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 10 April 2009 (2009) ... Himself

2009 Movie Connections (TV Series documentary)
Himself

- Summer Holiday (2009) ... Himself

2007 A Tribute to John Inman (TV Short documentary)
Himself

2007 Comedy Connections (TV Series documentary)
Himself

- It Ain't Half Hot, Mum (2007) ... Himself

2000-2006 Countdown (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode #55.60 (2006) ... Himself

- Episode #55.59 (2006) ... Himself

- Episode #55.58 (2006) ... Himself

- Episode #55.57 (2006) ... Himself

- Episode #55.56 (2006) ... Himself

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2005 Best Ever Christmas Films (TV Movie documentary)
Himself

2005 The 100 Greatest Family Films (TV Movie documentary)
Himself

2005 50 Questions of Political Incorrectness (TV Movie documentary)
Himself

2004 Richard & Judy (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 14 October 2004 (2004) ... Himself

2004 Today with Des and Mel (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 6 April 2004 (2004) ... Himself

- Episode dated 30 January 2004 (2004) ... Himself

2004 Britain's Best Sitcom (TV Series)
Himself

2003 Hogmanay Live (TV Movie)
Himself

1959-2002 This Is Your Life (TV Series documentary)
Himself

- Ian Lavender (2002) ... Himself

- George Layton (1999) ... Himself

- David Croft (1995) ... Himself

- Melvyn Hayes (1981) ... Himself

- Michael Aspel (1980) ... Himself

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2000 Top Ten (TV Series documentary)
Himself

- Comedy Records (2000) ... Himself

1997 Tellystack (TV Series)

1997 Shooting Stars (TV Series)
Himself

- Christmas (1997) ... Himself

1996 An Audience with Freddie Starr (TV Special)
Himself - Audience member

1995 Omnibus (TV Series documentary)
Himself / Bomb. 'Gloria' Beaumont

- Perry & Croft: The Sitcoms (1995) ... Himself / Bomb. 'Gloria' Beaumont

1994 Bygones (TV Series)
Himself - Guest Panellist

- Episode #1.2 (1994) ... Himself - Guest Panellist

1991 The Happening (TV Movie)
Himself

1989 You Bet! (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode #2.7 (1989) ... Himself

1989 Sky Star Search (TV Series)
Himself - Judge

1988 Comic Relief (TV Special)
Himself

1985 Whose Baby? (TV Series)
Himself - Panellist

- Episode dated 23 May 1985 (1985) ... Himself - Panellist

1983-1984 Punchlines! (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode #5.9 (1984) ... Himself

- Episode #4.17 (1983) ... Himself

1984 Entertainment Express (TV Series)

- Episode #2.4 (1984)

1982-1984 On Safari (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode #3.4 (1984) ... Himself

- Christmas Special (1982) ... Himself

1984 Cannon and Ball (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode #5.6 (1984) ... Himself

1983 No 73 (TV Series)
Himself

- Quiet (1983) ... Himself

1981 Family Fortunes (TV Series)
Himself

- Give Us a Clue vs. It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1981) ... Himself

1981 Looks Familiar (TV Series)
Himself - Guest

- Episode dated 20 January 1981 (1981) ... Himself - Guest

1979 Give Us a Clue (TV Series)
Herself

- Episode dated 27 March 1979 (1979) ... Herself

1978 Those Wonderful TV Times (TV Series)
Himself

- Episode dated 28 July 1978 (1978) ... Himself

1973 Stars on Sunday (TV Series)
Bob Cratchit

- Glories of Christmas (1973) ... Bob Cratchit

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Archive footage (8 credits)

2014 Perry and Croft: Made in Britain (TV Series documentary)
Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

- The Wind of Change (2014) ... Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont

2013 Cinemassacre's Monster Madness (TV Series documentary)
Young Victor

- The Curse of Frankenstein (2013) ... Young Victor

2010 Double Decker Memories (Documentary short)
Albert the Street Cleaner

2006 Carry on Quizzing (Video Game)
Gunner Shorthouse (uncredited)

2000 I Love a 1970's Christmas (TV Special documentary)

1993 Monkey Business (Video documentary short)
PG Tips Chimp (as Melvin Hayes)

1984-1986 What a Carry On (TV Series)
Gunner Shorthouse

- Episode #1.13 (1986) ... Gunner Shorthouse

- Episode #1.11 (1986) ... Gunner Shorthouse

- Episode #1.10 (1986) ... Gunner Shorthouse

- Episode #1.9 (1986) ... Gunner Shorthouse

- Episode #1.7 (1985) ... Gunner Shorthouse

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1964 Highlight: The Singing Cinema

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Other Works:

He acted in Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt's musical, "The Fantasticks", at the Apollo Theatre in London, England with Stephanie Voss, Terence Cooper, Peter Gilmore, Timothy Bateson, John Wood and John Cater in the cast. See more »

Official Sites:

Official Site

Alternate Names:

Melvin Hayes

Height:

5' 3" (1.6 m)

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Personal Quote:

[2008] When I started, it was Joe Public sitting at home being entertained by professionals. Now it's out-of-work professionals sitting at home being entertained by Joe Public!