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Steve Altes

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Steve Altes
Steve Altes is the author of the comedic graphic novel Geeks & Greeks, inspired by MIT's culture of hacking and Steve's own experiences with hazing.

Known for his humorous essays, Steve's specialty is getting hired into unusual occupations and writing funny accounts of his misadventures. Some escapades he has written about include working as a hand model, a stand-in for Brad Pitt, a stunt man on Die Hard With A Vengeance, a bank robber at the FBI Academy, an aide to President-elect Bill Clinton, and applying to the CIA.

His humor essays have been published in dozens of magazines and newspapers, including the Boston Phoenix, Capital Style, Funny Times, the Los Angeles Times, Penthouse, P.O.V., Salon, The Christian Science Monitor, The Washington Post, and The Writer.

He is the author of two humor books, The Little Book of Bad Business Advice (St. Martin's, 1997) and If You Jam the Copier, Bolt (Andrews McMeel, 2001). His work also appears in the humor anthologies, May Contain Nuts: A Very Loose Canon of American Humor (HarperCollins, 2004) and Joke Express: Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians, (Andrews McMeel, 2006). He has been a commentator for National Public Radio's "All Things Considered" and a member of Us Weekly magazine's "Fashion Police." Steve's career as a humorist actually began in college when he began selling absurd letters to the editor to National Lampoon.

Steve holds three degrees from MIT: a bachelor's in Aerospace Engineering, a master's in Aerospace Engineering, and a master's in Technology and Policy. Steve's thesis on the U.S. space program was the only college thesis in history ever reviewed by The New York Review of Books. He was a co-recipient of the National Medal of Technology, the nation's highest award for technological achievement, for his work on the Pegasus air-launched space booster.
BornNovember 13, 1962
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    Known for

    Kevin Bacon and Elisabeth Shue in Hollow Man (2000)
    Hollow Man
    5.9
    • Dad
    • 2000
    Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted (1999)
    Girl, Interrupted
    7.3
    • Medic
    • 1999
    Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
    Shadow Conspiracy
    4.9
    • U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division Officer(uncredited)
    • 1997
    Extreme Dodgeball (2004)
    Extreme Dodgeball
    8.2
    TV Series
    • Player - Certified Public Assassins
    • 2004

    Credits

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    • Iggy Azalea and Kash Doll in Iggy Azalea Feat. Kash Doll: Fuck It Up (2019)
      Iggy Azalea Feat. Kash Doll: Fuck It Up
      5.9
      Music Video
      • Dad in car
      • 2019
    • Mostly True Stories (2002)
      Mostly True Stories
      8.6
      TV Series
      • Dad Who Forgets Baby
      • 2004
    • Steve Altes in Behind the Badge (2002)
      Behind the Badge
      7.2
      • Officer Scott Lewis
      • 2002
    • Special Forces: Untold Stories (2001)
      Special Forces: Untold Stories
      7.5
      TV Mini Series
      • German Special Operator
      • 2002
    • The F.B.I. Files (1998)
      The F.B.I. Files
      7.9
      TV Series
      • Reporter
      • Det. Bruce Drew
      • Trooper Dan Osborn ...
      • 1998–2001
    • Daring Capers (1999)
      Daring Capers
      8.2
      TV Series
      • Det. Burke
      • 2000
    • Kevin Bacon and Elisabeth Shue in Hollow Man (2000)
      Hollow Man
      5.9
      • Dad
      • 2000
    • Rob Lowe, Martin Sheen, Allison Janney, Dulé Hill, Moira Kelly, Janel Moloney, Richard Schiff, John Spencer, and Bradley Whitford in The West Wing (1999)
      The West Wing
      8.9
      TV Series
      • Secret Service Agent (uncredited)
      • 2000
    • Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted (1999)
      Girl, Interrupted
      7.3
      • Medic
      • 1999
    • Random Hearts (1999)
      Random Hearts
      5.4
      • Kay's brother (uncredited)
      • 1999
    • George Clooney and Nicole Kidman in The Peacemaker (1997)
      The Peacemaker
      6.0
      • FBI Agent (uncredited)
      • 1997
    • Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
      Shadow Conspiracy
      4.9
      • U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division Officer (uncredited)
      • 1997
    • Don LaFontaine and John Walsh in America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back (1988)
      America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
      7.2
      TV Series
      • Bar Patron
      • 1996
    • The New Detectives: Case Studies in Forensic Science (1996)
      The New Detectives: Case Studies in Forensic Science
      7.8
      TV Series
      • Surveyor
      • 1996
    • Bruce Willis in Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
      Die Hard with a Vengeance
      7.6
      • Gang Member #9 (uncredited)
      • 1995

    Additional Crew



    • Blind Justice (2005)
      Blind Justice
      6.6
      TV Series
      • stand-in: Ron Eldard (uncredited)
      • 2005
    • The Joe Schmo Show (2003)
      The Joe Schmo Show
      8.1
      TV Series
      • stand-in: Joe Schmo
      • 2004
    • Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford in The Devil's Own (1997)
      The Devil's Own
      6.2
      • stand-in: Mr. Pitt (uncredited)
      • 1997
    • Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, and Jason Patric in Sleepers (1996)
      Sleepers
      7.5
      • stand-in: Mr. Eldard (uncredited)
      • 1996

    Stunts



    • Brad Pitt and Robert Redford in Spy Game (2001)
      Spy Game
      7.1
      • stunt driver (uncredited)
      • 2001
    • Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, and Brooke Langton in The Replacements (2000)
      The Replacements
      6.6
      • precision driver (uncredited)
      • 2000
    • Kevin Bacon and Elisabeth Shue in Hollow Man (2000)
      Hollow Man
      5.9
      • precision driver (uncredited)
      • 2000
    • Tim Robbins, Jeff Bridges, and Joan Cusack in Arlington Road (1999)
      Arlington Road
      7.2
      • precision driver (uncredited)
      • 1999
    • Will Smith and Gene Hackman in Enemy of the State (1998)
      Enemy of the State
      7.3
      • precision driver (uncredited)
      • 1998

    Personal details

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    • Height
      • 6′ (1.83 m)
    • Born
      • November 13, 1962
      • Syracuse, New York, USA
    • Spouse
      • Diana JellinekAugust 20, 2004 - present (2 children)
    • Other works
      TV Commercial for GMC Jimmy (1998)
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