Directed by Wayne Harry Johnson Jr.
Starring Jesse Rennicke, Alex Galick, Gabrielle Arrowsmith, Squall Charlson, and Kaylee Williams.
After winning the championship cup, Jonsey and his team must survive the zombie apocalypse.
Wayne Harry Johnson Jr.’s Ahockalypse wants to be Goon meets George A. Romero, but this knucklepuck of a dreadful horror comedy misses the net, Plexiglas boards, safety netting, and doesn’t even land in the same arena. Characters would rather (exhaustively) reference Home Alone for the umpteenth time or strip to their skivvies than honor even halfway decent zombie beats – when actors aren’t reading off cue cards or Looking Directly Into The Camera. This is, to put it politely, an offensive and frustrating form of horror-name-desecrating torture that’ll do nothing but enrage genre fans. Watch Goal Of The Dead if you’re in the mood for sports hysteria meets undead gruesomeness. Different sport,