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- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAt Abed and Troy's housewarming party, Jeff decides to let the decision on who gets the pizza rest on a dice roll, leaving Abed to contemplate six alternate realities.“Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless, raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it but to weather it together on the raft of life. A raft held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable.”
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiIn a "spaghetti western" parody, Pierce tries to get revenge on the rest of the study group during this year's paintball tournament.“My forehead's not that big, right?”
“It's not small.” - DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiWhen the study group learns that there's a sinister plot behind the paintball tournament, they unite the remaining players to defeat the enemy.“I've been in a few real wars, and this is a lot more terrifying.”
- DirectorDuke JohnsonStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiWhen Abed wakes up to discover that everything is in stop motion animation, Professor Duncan and the study group help him try to discover the true meaning of Christmas."Christmas Pterodactyl"
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe study group plays Dungeons & Dragons with another classmate to improve his spirits, but Pierce's jealousies cause their good intentions to backfire."I attack them using my... additional notes."
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe students of Greendale are drawn into an epic pillow fight as Troy and Abed start a war that threatens to destroy their unique friendship."First entry in my stupid journal. Today I had to run and get two imaginary friendship hats from an office. I could have just walked around the corner and then come back, but for some reason I actually went all the way back to where they were supposed to be. One was crumpled up a bit. That was Troy's. The other was a little dusty. That was Abed's. I fixed them up, even though I was the only one watching, because I settled on a truth today that's always going to be true. I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels, which finally makes me understand war"
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiChaos and mistrust tear the study group apart as they try to figure out who stole Annie's pen, causing them to miss the Greendale Puppy Parade."It all starts with a quick looksy into someones bag and then it's a brisk peek-a-runee at our phone records and before you can say 1984, the thought police are forcy worcing you to bend and spread."
"Bend and spread? Are the thought police gonna make love to us?" - DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe dean is given the task of making a Greendale commercial, but the shoot soon goes over budget and spirals out of control - with Abed documenting the experience."The Dean had his seventh epiphany today which has given me an epiphany of my own: The Dean is a genius...he has to be, if he isn't then I've given almost two weeks of my life to an idiot. That is unacceptable! Therefore the Dean IS a genius and I WILL DIE protecting his vision"
"You get this wrong one more time and I'm segregating the school" - DirectorRob SchrabStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiWhen the yam the study group was growing for biology class is killed, Troy and Abed are on the case."Kiss me."
"What?"
"I will explain later."
"No!"
"I will explain later!"
"The explanation is not the issue!"
"8+2, times 5..."
"10 after 8"
"I'm gifted in other ways" - DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAs a going-away present to Troy before his around-the-world trip, Abed sets up a high-stakes game of "Hot Lava" at the college, but Britta suspects that the game is just masking his real feelings about Troy's departure."It's not a game for me, Troy. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so... I made a game were you and everyone else see what I see. - -Both look at lava - - I don't want it to be there either I swear, I want you to be able to leave, but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving."
"So the only way I can help you is, by giving up my chance to... be one person?" - DirectorJustin LinStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiGreendale Community College is transformed into an apocalyptic war zone when the dean promises the winner of a paintball competition priority registration, and it could fan the flames of sexual tension between Jeff and Britta.“I'm going home, Britta.”
“I know, Shirley. I know.”
“No, seriously, I'm going home. Can you help me up?” - DirectorRob SchrabStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiWhen a new app is beta tested on Greendale students, the campus soon descends into a dystopian society where status is determined by app standing."You know what they say. Fives have lives, fours have chores, threes have fleas, twos have blues, and ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage"
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiPierce pretends to be dying so that he can bequeath a series of cryptic and sometimes mean-spirited gifts to his study partners, and Abed decides to shoot a documentary film of the situation.“Vengeance? Huh, no. I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that.
- DirectorRichard AyoadeStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiJeff's "Pulp Fiction"-themed surprise party for Abed is spoiled when Abed tells him over dinner that he's done with pop culture.“Pulp Fiction? Yeah, I saw it on an airplane. It's cute. It's a thirty minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing, and the Bible.”
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe college is imbued with panic when an unidentified person returns to dropping coins down people's butts and Annie takes it upon herself to find out who is behind it all.“I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you going to do, not have butts?”
- DirectorRob SchrabStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAs their sixth year at Greendale draws to a close, Abed asks everyone to imagine pitching a TV show about what they would do in season seven.“There is skill to it. More importantly, it has to be joyful, effortless, fun. TV defeats its own purpose when it's pushing an agenda, or trying to defeat other TV or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. It's TV, it's comfort. It's a friend you've known so well, and for so long you just let it be with you. And it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day, or phone in a day. And it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat with Levar Burton and never come back. Because eventually, it all will.”
- DirectorAdam DavidsonStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiDean Pelton tries to bust Jeff for a phony night school credit, which only unveils a series of conspiracies, plots, and double-crosses between Jeff, Annie, and the dean."Do you understand what a conspiracy is? When you conspire with everyone you come across, you're not really conspiring with anyone. You're just doing random crap."
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAfter Pierce's unexpected passing, a team of investigators headed by the no-nonsense Mr. Stone arrives at Greendale to subject the study group to lie detector tests before they can be considered for distributions under the will.“I didn't just masturbate in the study room... I masturbated everywhere. EVERYWHERE!!!”
- DirectorAdam DavidsonStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiA marriage proposal in Jeff's law class exposes a connection between the future bride and groom."Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!"
- DirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe Study Group, now known as the "Greendale Seven," launches a plot to rescue the real dean Pelton and end Chang's reign of terror over Greendale."The best part of the plan is that in a certain point it will look like the plan is failing, but that's when it will turn out that the failing plan was all part of the plan"
- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiA holiday-themed parody of "Glee" in which Abed tries to persuade each member of the Study Group to join the glee club so that they can qualify for regionals."Oh Britta's in this?"
"What the hell are regionals?"
"Their this close Pierce" - DirectorAnthony HemingwayStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe study group is left to fend for themselves by Dean Pelton during a rabies outbreak due to tainted food at Greendale's Halloween party."What is up with that cat?!"
"Is someone throwing it?!" - DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAfter sending Troy and Britta on a date, Annie volunteers to keep Abed company in his Dreamatorium.“Star Wars, Zardoz, Cougar Town. Cool, cool, cool. Pop culture, pop culture. I'm on a TV show. Meta, meta.”
"Stop that" - DirectorsTristram ShapeeroDuke JohnsonStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiWhile working on the final diorama for their anthropology class, Chang discovers the cache of items stolen by Troy's monkey.“Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?!”
- DirectorAdam DavidsonStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe study group must help Pierce win a video game so that he can claim his inheritance from his father, but somebody may be out to ensure that he loses."She can make babies for me"
"Oh and I can't?"
