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by starfoxfan86 | created - 03 Jul 2015 | updated - 1 week ago | Public

Movies that Technically aren't good but I still enjoyed anyways.

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1. Heavy Metal (1981)

R | 86 min | Animation, Adventure, Fantasy

51 Metascore

A glowing green orb - which embodies ultimate evil - terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Directors: Gerald Potterton, John Bruno, John Halas, Julian Harris, Jimmy T. Murakami, Barrie Nelson, Paul Sabella, Jack Stokes, Pino Van Lamsweerde, Harold Whitaker | Stars: Richard Romanus, John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Don Francks

Votes: 27,333

An anthology of all sorts of weird ideas.

2. Alien: Resurrection (1997)

R | 109 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

63 Metascore

200 years after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone. Along with a crew of space pirates, she must again battle the deadly aliens and stop them from reaching Earth.

Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet | Stars: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman

Votes: 203,539 | Gross: $47.75M

Not very well assembled, but good production design, good ideas, and its never boring.

3. Impulse (1974)

PG | 82 min | Horror, Thriller

A paranoid, leisure-suit-wearing conman/gigolo named Matt Stone seduces lonely women, bilks them of their savings via an investment scam, then kills them. When he begins seeing an ... See full summary »

Director: William Grefé | Stars: William Shatner, Ruth Roman, Jennifer Bishop, Kim Nicholas

Votes: 397

William Shatner as a total nutcase. That's all you need.

4. Big Bad Mama-San: Dekotora 1 (2008)

75 min | Comedy, Drama

A Female Japanese trucker trying to pay back her father's bills helps a prostitute reform by taking her under her wing while dealing with a drug trade, police, and other crazy characters.

Director: Hideo Jôjô | Stars: Toshio Ariki, Keitaro Azumi, Slappy Cortez, Mack De'erens

Votes: 23

I don't know what to say about this. Its funny, its sad, and kind of crazy. I can't give a good description- you have to see it to know what I'm talking about.

5. The Interview (II) (2014)

R | 112 min | Comedy

52 Metascore

Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapaport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight". When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to assassinate him.

Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen | Stars: James Franco, Seth Rogen, Randall Park, Lizzy Caplan

Votes: 278,787 | Gross: $6.11M

Very immature humor but I laughed anyways.

6. Showgirls (1995)

NC-17 | 128 min | Drama

16 Metascore

Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.

Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer

Votes: 55,908 | Gross: $20.30M

The writing, you have to hear it to believe it.

7. Daikaijû Gamera (1965)

81 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

From out of the arctic comes a gigantic flying, fire-breathing turtle that sets its sights on destroying Tokyo.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Eiji Funakoshi, Harumi Kiritachi, Junichirô Yamashiko, Yoshiro Uchida

Votes: 2,268

A Godzilla wanna be with a very original monster.

8. Daikaijû kettô: Gamera tai Barugon (1966)

Not Rated | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

A giant monster that emits a destructive ray from its back attacks Japan and takes on Gamera.

Director: Shigeo Tanaka | Stars: Kôjirô Hongô, Kyôko Enami, Yûzô Hayakawa, Takuya Fujioka

Votes: 1,665

Worst of the original Gamera movies, but has some good monster action, a decent adventure plot, and bizarreness to still be entertaining.

9. Daikaijû kûchûsen: Gamera tai Gyaosu (1967)

Not Rated | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Family

A gigantic bat emerges from a volcano to terrorize Japan and only one thing can stop it...Gamera!

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Kôjirô Hongô, Kichijirô Ueda, Reiko Kasahara, Naoyuki Abe

Votes: 1,481

More monster action than the last with more enjoyable moments.

10. Gamera vs. Viras (1968)

Not Rated | 75 min | Action, Family, Sci-Fi

Gamera the Flying Turtle falls under the spell of evil aliens, but two children free him and he returns to fight the aliens' monster, Viras.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Kôjirô Hongô, Tôru Takatsuka, Carl Craig, Michiko Yaegaki

Votes: 1,043

The best of the original Gamera movies- it's the little things here that make it great.

11. Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)

Unrated | 80 min | Action, Adventure, Family

Aliens kidnap two children and take them to another planet for the purpose of getting knowledge from their brains, but Gamera follows and tries to rescue them.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Nobuhiro Kajima, Miyuki Akiyama, Christopher Murphy, Yûko Hamada

Votes: 1,986

This movie has alien women who want to eat kids' brains so they can learn to live on earth. That's all I have to say.

12. Gamera vs. Monster X (1970)

Not Rated | 83 min | Action, Adventure, Family

When an ancient statue is moved for display in Expo '70, a giant, vaguely Triceratops-like monster is released. The monster goes to Japan in pursuit of the statue and ends up battling Gamera, the giant flying turtle.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Tsutomu Takakuwa, Kelly Varis, Katherine Murphy, Kon Ohmura

Votes: 805

Like the other Gamera movies, this movie has kept a tone with a younger audience in mind, but is easily the most violent of all the original Gamera movies.

13. Gamera tai Shinkai kaijû Jigura (1971)

87 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

Space aliens arrive on Earth with their giant shark and intend to take over the planet but they must first destroy Gamera.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Kôji Fujiyama, Daigo Inoue, Reiko Kasahara, Daihachi Kita

Votes: 1,078

At this point the Gamera movies have become formulaic and run out of steam- but this movie is not without any weird and great moments.

14. Uchu kaijû Gamera (1980)

92 min | Sci-Fi

Using several clips from previous Gamera entries, this film deals with alien forces sending all the monsters Gamera has faced in one final battle to rid the planet of its last hope.

Director: Noriaki Yuasa | Stars: Mach Fumiake, Yaeko Kojima, Yoko Komatsu, Keiko Kudo

Votes: 519

Doesn't really fit in with the original Gamera and is really a standalone title. While most of the monster footage is just highlights from the other movies, it's the unbelievable stuff that goes on with the human characters that make this amazing and absolutely forgives the lack of original monster footage.

15. Dekotora Gal Nami 2 (2010 Video)

TV-MA | 76 min | Comedy, Drama

Nami finds herself taking care of her formal high school rival's son while she infiltrates a Yakuza drug/sex ring. Madness only ensues for both.

Director: Hideo Jôjô | Stars: Asami, Slappy Cortez, Mack De'erens, Eileen Dover

Votes: 12

Not quite as good as the original, but the tonal changes were even greater.

16. Face/Off (1997)

R | 138 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

82 Metascore

In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a terrorist, but the plan turns from bad to worse when the same terrorist impersonates the FBI agent.

Director: John Woo | Stars: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola

Votes: 316,744 | Gross: $112.23M

It's like Nicholas Cage and John Travolta were competing to see who could ham it up the most.

17. Commando (1985)

R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

51 Metascore

A retired Special Forces colonel tries to save his daughter, who was abducted by his former subordinate.

Director: Mark L. Lester | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Dan Hedaya, Vernon Wells

Votes: 129,119 | Gross: $35.10M

Arnold Schwarzenegger 80s action at its finest.

18. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)

PG | 96 min | Horror

Johnny Alucard raises Count Dracula from the dead in London in 1972. The Count goes after the descendants of Van Helsing.

Director: Alan Gibson | Stars: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Stephanie Beacham, Christopher Neame

Votes: 4,535

This Movie starts off like the previous Hammer Draculas, then after a modern day setting during the opening credits, there's a party scene that just goes on that has little to do with the actual movie, and then the movie plays out like a Hammer Dracula should. Very entertaining though. And also, Peter Cushing is excellent here.

19. The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

87 min | Horror

In London in the 1970s, Scotland Yard police investigators think they have uncovered a case of vampirism. They call in an expert vampire researcher named Professor Lorrimer Van Helsing (a ... See full summary »

Director: Alan Gibson | Stars: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Michael Coles, William Franklyn

Votes: 4,424

What is this movie?? This is awesome, but a failure at the same time.

20. Manhattan Baby (1982)

Unrated | 89 min | Horror

An archaeologist opens an Egyptian tomb and accidentally releases an evil spirit. His young daughter becomes possessed by the freed entity and, upon arrival back in New York, the gory murders begin.

Director: Lucio Fulci | Stars: Christopher Connelly, Laura Lenzi, Brigitta Boccoli, Giovanni Frezza

Votes: 1,844

Makes less sense than the standard Fulci fare, and the entire thing's pretty ridiculous, but that doesn't mean it's not fun.

21. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

R | 92 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

16 Metascore

Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis - who, as a child, killed Jason Voorhees - wonders if the serial killer is connected to a series of brutal murders occurring in and around the secluded halfway house where he now lives.

Director: Danny Steinmann | Stars: Melanie Kinnaman, John Shepherd, Anthony Barrile, Suzanne Bateman

Votes: 27,785 | Gross: $21.93M

Complete over the top random nonsense.

22. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

R | 88 min | Horror, Thriller

13 Metascore

Years after Tommy Jarvis chained him underwater at Camp Crystal Lake, the dormant Jason Voorhees is accidentally released from his prison by a telekinetic teenager. Now, only she can stop him.

Director: John Carl Buechler | Stars: Terry Kiser, Jennifer Banko, John Otrin, Susan Blu

Votes: 26,695 | Gross: $19.17M

There's stuff here that makes part five look normal.

23. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

R | 87 min | Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

17 Metascore

Serial killer Jason Voorhees' supernatural origins are revealed.

Director: Adam Marcus | Stars: John D. LeMay, Kari Keegan, Kane Hodder, Steven Williams

Votes: 23,607 | Gross: $15.94M

I was expecting these movies to get ridiculous after part 8, but absolutely not like this.

24. Jason X (2001)

R | 91 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

25 Metascore

Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century.

Director: James Isaac | Stars: Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, Jeff Geddis, David Cronenberg

Votes: 44,763 | Gross: $13.12M

As goofy and ridiculous as expected, but also kind of shockingly well done as the same time.

25. Halloween II (2009)

R | 105 min | Horror

35 Metascore

Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister.

Director: Rob Zombie | Stars: Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie

Votes: 42,364 | Gross: $33.39M

The weirdest Halloween of them all- But not the worst either.



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