The B-Raters

by manodogs | created - 10 Jul 2014 | updated - 21 Mar 2016 | Public

Movies and shorts The Weirding Theater has mocked and/or plans to in the future.

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1. The Glory Stompers (1967)

Not Rated | 85 min | Action, Drama

Chino is the tough leader of a motorcycle gang who starts off a war when he abducts and mistreats the leader of the enemy biker gang, Darryl, and his girlfriend Chris. Things get violent when Darryl comes back for revenge.

Director: Anthony M. Lanza | Stars: Dennis Hopper, Jody McCrea, Chris Noel, Jock Mahoney

Votes: 579

Dennis Hopper does a buncha drugs, kidnaps some chicks to traffick, then made this movie.

2. Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules (1961)

Not Rated | 95 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

Maciste arranges for himself and his new friend Bangor to be captured by a mysterious band of white-clad marauders and taken to an underground city. There the two are forced to turn an ... See full summary »

Director: Antonio Leonviola | Stars: Mark Forest, Moira Orfei, Paul Wynter, Gianni Garko

Votes: 339

Will the Mole Men invade the son of Hercules' hole?

July 19, 2014

3. Sorority House Massacre (1986)

R | 74 min | Horror

College student Beth and her sorority sisters are stalked by an escaped psychopathic killer who shares a strange telepathic link with her.

Director: Carol Frank | Stars: Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio

Votes: 3,367

Bewbs.

4. Sorority House Massacre II (1990)

Unrated | 77 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

Five college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They decide to stay in it for the night to meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor starts poking around.

Director: Jim Wynorski | Stars: Gail Thackray, Melissa Moore, Stacia Zhivago, Barbii

Votes: 2,211

You really have to see the first one to appreciate the sequel.

5. Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon (1964)

Unrated | 86 min | Adventure, Fantasy

Hercules fights to free the people of Babylon from an evil sorceress.

Director: Domenico Paolella | Stars: Peter Lupus, Helga Liné, Mario Petri, Livio Lorenzon

Votes: 521

When sex was MANdatory. Get it? MANdatory...

July 12, 2014

6. Count Dracula's Great Love (1973)

85 min | Horror

The Transylvanian vampire searches for a virgin sacrifice to resurrect his long-dead daughter.

Director: Javier Aguirre | Stars: Paul Naschy, Rosanna Yanni, Haydée Politoff, Mirta Miller

Votes: 1,038

More like Count Dracula's good crush, kinda. Also Elvira does NOT appear in this film nor riff.

7. Are You in the House Alone? (1978 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 96 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

A teenage girl is harassed by a stalker who torments her with threatening notes and phone calls.

Director: Walter Grauman | Stars: Kathleen Beller, Blythe Danner, Tony Bill, Robin Mattson

Votes: 1,188

With the Good-Looking Quaid.

July 26, 2014

8. The City of the Dead (1960)

PG-13 | 76 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

A young college student arrives in a sleepy Massachusetts town to research witchcraft; during her stay at an eerie inn, she discovers a startling secret about the town and its inhabitants.

Director: John Llewellyn Moxey | Stars: Patricia Jessel, Dennis Lotis, Christopher Lee, Tom Naylor

Votes: 7,423

The title is in this movie more than Christopher Lee.

9. The War of the Robots (1978)

Not Rated | 99 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi

An alien civilization, which facing eminent extinction, kidnaps two famous genetic scientists from Earth. A troop of soldiers is dispatched to combat the humanoid robots and rescue the victims.

Director: Alfonso Brescia | Stars: Antonio Sabato, Yanti Somer, Malisa Longo, Patrizia Gori

Votes: 800

I don't even remember watching this and don't think it was in color.

10. Murder on Flight 502 (1975 TV Movie)

TV-PG | 97 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Left in the lounge for first-class passengers, a letter warns of murders on Flight 502 - and the warning's received a day early.

Director: George McCowan | Stars: Ralph Bellamy, Polly Bergen, Theodore Bikel, Sonny Bono

Votes: 638

Talk about a bomb on a plane...

11. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

R | 80 min | Comedy, Horror

After murdering a young girl, Angela Baker assumes her identity and travels to Camp New Horizons, built on the grounds of the camp she terrorized the year before, and starts killing again.

Director: Michael A. Simpson | Stars: Pamela Springsteen, Tracy Griffith, Michael J. Pollard, Mark Oliver

Votes: 8,379

Mangela won't rest until the entire audience is asleep!

12. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

R | 80 min | Comedy, Horror

Angela, supposedly reformed and living under an assumed surname, is working at a summer camp. However, when the campers start misbehaving, she soon reverts to her old ways.

Director: Michael A. Simpson | Stars: Pamela Springsteen, Renée Estevez, Tony Higgins, Valerie Hartman

Votes: 11,829

Check out the pipe on Mangela! *pipes

13. Whistle Stop (1946)

Passed | 85 min | Crime, Drama, Film-Noir

When beautiful Mary returns home to her "whistle stop" home town, long-standing feelings of animosity between two of her old boyfriends leads to robbery and murder.

Director: Léonide Moguy | Stars: George Raft, Ava Gardner, Victor McLaglen, Tom Conway

Votes: 1,163

If only the producers had followed the whistle's lead...

14. The Navy Way (1944)

Approved | 74 min | Drama, War

The experiences of a disparate group of young men as they make their way through Navy boot camp.

Director: William Berke | Stars: Robert Lowery, Jean Parker, William Henry, Roscoe Karns

Votes: 143

MEN! DO YOU LIKE MEN!?

15. Green Dragon Inn (1977)

PG | 93 min | Action, Drama

When an evil land baron's son murders an innocent family, a Marshall is called in to escort him to be executed in the court of law far to the north. With the aid of an army of soldiers, the... See full summary »

Director: Min-Hsiung Wu | Stars: Hua Yueh, Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan, Lieh Lo, Chi Lan

Votes: 71

The Green Dragon Inn, aka Bruce is Loose.

#Brucesploitation

16. Bruce Li the Invincible Chinatown Connection (1978)

R | 92 min | Action, Adventure

Fantastic fighting sequences mark this kung fu action film.

Director: Chi Lo | Stars: Sing Chen, Bruce Li, Michael Wai-Man Chan, Lung Chan

Votes: 217

The title is misleading because Bruce Lee had been dead for years.

#Brucesploitation

17. Frankenstein's Daughter (1958)

Approved | 85 min | Horror, Romance, Sci-Fi

Dr. Frankenstein's insane grandson attempts to create horrible monsters in modern day L.A.

Director: Richard E. Cunha | Stars: John Ashley, Sandra Knight, Donald Murphy, Sally Todd

Votes: 1,099

Co-starring Maury Povich.

18. Bloody Wednesday (1988)

Not Rated | 96 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller

Harry is unable to hold a job due to his mental illness and lives in an abandoned Hollywood hotel haunted by friendly ghosts of the long dead staff. The lines of his mental illness and reality become extremely blurred as some of his strangest events are indeed witnessed by others. As Harry becomes more frustrated by not being able to distinguish fact from delusion he turns to violence.

Director: Mark G. Gilhuis | Stars: Raymond Elmendorf, Pamela Baker, Navarre Perry, Teresa Mae Allen

Votes: 487

Most of the characters in this movie never really existed and that's why the actors had their names removed.

19. Yongary, Monster from the Deep (1967)

PG | 80 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

Earthquakes in central Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric gasoline-eating reptile that soon goes on a rampage through Seoul.

Director: Ki-duk Kim | Stars: Yeong-il Oh, Jeong-im Nam, Soon-jae Lee, Moon Kang

Votes: 1,594

The only thing more boring than the last 10 minutes of this film are the first 90.

20. The Slave Merchants (1964)

Unrated | 93 min | Adventure, Fantasy, War

The son of Hercules is pitted against a ruthless desert warrior.

Director: Antonio Margheriti | Stars: Kirk Morris, Michèle Girardon, Manuel Gallardo, Mario Feliciani

Votes: 275

A bunch of boners in togas.

21. Cobra nero (1987)

R | 272 min | Action, Thriller

A lone cop struggles to protect a female photographer from a gang of psychopathic bikers.

Director: Stelvio Massi | Stars: Fred Williamson, Eva Grimaldi, Bruno Bilotta, Maurice Poli

Votes: 631

22. Rip-Off (1971)

R | 89 min | Drama

Best friends Michael, Steve, Cooly and Richie are seniors at a large Toronto high school. Foremost on their minds and that of many of their classmates are what they are going to do this ... See full summary »

Director: Donald Shebib | Stars: Don Scardino, Ralph Endersby, Michael Kukulewich, Peter Gross

Votes: 61

Five or six kids... or maybe seven discover that 1970s Canada sucks.

23. Beyond the Bermuda Triangle (1975 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 74 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi

A retired businessman notices that there has been a rash of ships and planes disappearing off the Florida coast, and he starts to investigate.

Director: William A. Graham | Stars: Fred MacMurray, Sam Groom, Donna Mills, Susanne Reed

Votes: 221

Fred MacMurray and Donna Reed were never heard from again...

24. Grave of the Vampire (1972)

PG | 91 min | Horror

A young man, born of a rape committed by a legendary vampire against a living woman, vows to locate and vanquish his undead father.

Director: John Hayes | Stars: William Smith, Michael Pataki, Lyn Peters, Diane Holden

Votes: 1,305

25. Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

R | 89 min | Horror, Thriller

A young psychiatric nurse goes to work at a lonesome asylum following a murder. There, she experiences varying degrees of torment from the patients.

Director: S.F. Brownrigg | Stars: Bill McGhee, Jessie Lee Fulton, Robert Dracup, Harryette Warren

Votes: 3,175

26. White Zombie (1932)

Passed | 69 min | Horror

A young man turns to a witch doctor to lure the woman he loves away from her fiancé, but instead turns her into a zombie slave.

Director: Victor Halperin | Stars: Bela Lugosi, Madge Bellamy, Joseph Cawthorn, Robert Frazer

Votes: 10,499

27. Evil Brain from Outer Space (1966 TV Movie)

78 min | Action, Sci-Fi

A monstrous evil brain from outer space leads his minions on a crusade to conquer the universe, and unleashes hideous monsters on Earth that spread deadly diseases.

Directors: Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa | Stars: Ken Utsui, Junko Ikeuchi, Minoru Takada, Makoto Abe

Votes: 828

28. When Michael Calls (1972 TV Movie)

73 min | Horror, Thriller

A woman begins to receive ominous phone calls from her nephew, who died 15 years earlier. With each phone call, a family member dies. Will she be the next in line?

Director: Philip Leacock | Stars: Ben Gazzara, Elizabeth Ashley, Michael Douglas, Al Waxman

Votes: 873

Just hang up and move on.

29. Lady Frankenstein (1971)

R | 99 min | Horror

After Baron Frankenstein is killed by his own monster, his daughter transplants his assistant's brain into a handsome young body, all while the original monster seeks revenge against those who participated in its creation.

Directors: Mel Welles, Aureliano Luppi | Stars: Joseph Cotten, Rosalba Neri, Paul Muller, Riccardo Pizzuti

Votes: 2,070

30. Cheerleader Massacre 2 (2011 Video)

Not Rated | 75 min | Horror

It's Cheerleader Camp time and the beautiful, busty teams are ready to compete for the State Championship. On their way, one team is brutally murdered by a masked maniac. Now the Red team will fight for more than the title.

Director: Brad Rushing | Stars: Julia Lehman, Michele Boyd, Kari Ruth, Jaclyn Kerhulas

Votes: 343

31. Scream Bloody Murder (II) (1972)

R | 90 min | Horror

A deranged kid murders his father and has his arm crushed by the farm tractor. After being discharged from the mental hospital with an amputee, he discovers that his mother has remarried, prompting him to go on a homicidal rampage.

Director: Marc B. Ray | Stars: Fred Holbert, Leigh Mitchell, Robert Knox, Ron Bastone

Votes: 1,103

32. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

R | 84 min | Horror

58 Metascore

Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions toward her gets their comeuppance.

Director: Robert Hiltzik | Stars: Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields, Christopher Collet

Votes: 32,127 | Gross: $11.00M

33. Cheerleader Massacre (2003 Video)

R | 81 min | Horror, Thriller

Five high school cheerleaders, their coach and a couple of adolescent sex-crazed guys travel to a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway only to be killed off one by one by an unseen maniac.

Director: Jim Wynorski | Stars: Tamie Sheffield, Charity Rahmer, Erin Byron, Lenny Juliano

Votes: 1,348

34. Black Cobra 3: The Manila Connection (1990)

R | 92 min | Action

A shipment of American weapons is stolen in the Philippines. An American named Hawkins tries to find the weapons. Hawkins ends up dead. Chicago policeman Bob Malone is called in to ... See full summary »

Director: Edoardo Margheriti | Stars: Fred Williamson, Forry Smith, Debra Ward, David Light

Votes: 315

35. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Not Rated | 103 min | Comedy, Horror, Musical

Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.

Director: Lloyd Kaufman | Stars: Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham, Allyson Sereboff, Robin L. Watkins

Votes: 8,493 | Gross: $0.02M

TROMA.

'Nuff said.

36. Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)

R | 81 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

A man inherits a mansion which once was a mental home. He visits the place and begins to investigate some crimes that happened in old times, scaring the people living in the region.

Director: Theodore Gershuny | Stars: Patrick O'Neal, James Patterson, Mary Woronov, Astrid Heeren

Votes: 4,312

37. Beyond Tomorrow (1940)

Approved | 84 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance

The ghosts of three elderly industrialists killed in an airplane crash return to Earth to help reunite a young couple they initially brought together.

Director: A. Edward Sutherland | Stars: Harry Carey, C. Aubrey Smith, Charles Winninger, Alex Melesh

Votes: 1,887

38. Kung Fu Fever (1981)

80 min | Action, Drama

Shortly after his death, friends and enemies of Bruce Lee search for his unpublished final book.

Director: Shi-hyeon Kim | Stars: Ryong Keo, Min-gyu Choe, Ron Van Clief, Amy Chum

Votes: 74

39. Attack from Space (1965 TV Movie)

76 min | Action, Sci-Fi

Benevolent aliens from the planet Emerald send superhero Starman to protect Earth from invasion by an evil alien race called the Spherions. When Starman arrives on Earth, he discovers a ... See full summary »

Directors: Koreyoshi Akasaka, Teruo Ishii, Akira Mitsuwa | Stars: Ken Utsui, Sachihiro Ohsawa, Junko Ikeuchi, Minako Yamada

Votes: 606

40. The Dead Don't Die (1975 TV Movie)

74 min | Horror, Thriller

In the 1930s, a sailor trying to prove that his brother was wrongly executed for murder finds himself becoming drawn in the occult world.

Director: Curtis Harrington | Stars: George Hamilton, Linda Cristal, Joan Blondell, Ralph Meeker

Votes: 335

Co-Starring George Hamilton's mole.

41. Mesa of Lost Women (1953)

Approved | 70 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A mad scientist named Arana is creating giant spiders and dwarfs in his lab on Zarpa Mesa in Mexico. He wants to create a master race of superwomen by injecting his female subjects with spider venom.

Directors: Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos | Stars: Jackie Coogan, Allan Nixon, Richard Travis, Lyle Talbot

Votes: 1,691

42. The Black Cobra 2 (1989)

R | 94 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Chicago cop Robert Malone (Fred Williamson) finds himself in The Philippines, ostensibly to learn the techniques of Interpol. Before he exits the Manila airport, his wallet is stolen by a ... See full summary »

Director: Edoardo Margheriti | Stars: Fred Williamson, Nicholas Hammond, Emma Hoagland, Najid Jadali

Votes: 364

43. April Fool's Day (1986)

R | 89 min | Horror, Mystery

49 Metascore

Nine college students staying at a friend's remote island mansion begin to fall victim to an unseen murderer over the April Fool's Day weekend, but nothing is as it seems.

Director: Fred Walton | Stars: Deborah Foreman, Griffin O'Neal, Clayton Rohner, Jay Baker

Votes: 16,606 | Gross: $12.95M

The classic - and legendarily misrepresented - 1980s' "slasher" classic.

44. All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Horror

45 Metascore

A rebel girl signs up a group of cheerleaders to help her take down the captain of their high school football team, but a supernatural turn of events thrusts the girls into a different battle.

Directors: Lucky McKee, Chris Sivertson | Stars: Sidney Allison, Charon R. Arnold, Shay Astar, Sam Bean

Votes: 8,936

These chicks just want to get their rocks off.

45. Curse of Bigfoot (1975 TV Movie)

Unrated | 88 min | Horror

1.8