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Movies and shorts The Weirding Theater has mocked and/or plans to in the future.
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- DirectorAnthony M. LanzaStarsDennis HopperJody McCreaChris NoelChino is the tough leader of a motorcycle gang who starts off a war when he abducts and mistreats the leader of the enemy biker gang, Darryl, and his girlfriend Chris. Things get violent when Darryl comes back for revenge.Dennis Hopper does a buncha drugs, kidnaps some chicks to traffick, then made this movie.
- DirectorAntonio LeonviolaStarsMark ForestMoira OrfeiPaul WynterMaciste arranges for himself and his new friend Bangor to be captured by a mysterious band of white-clad marauders and taken to an underground city. There the two are forced to turn an enormous wheel along with other captives as part of a gold-and-diamonds mining operation. The underground city's queen, Halis Mosab, takes note of the handsome, muscular Maciste and chooses him to be her consort if he can meet such challenges as saving the kidnapped Princess Saliura from a gigantic ape. Maciste kills the ape and carries Saliura back to the aboveground world. The white-clad marauders can't follow them if it means being caught in the sunlight which instantly dissolves them. Maciste then returns to the underground city to save the other captives. Meanwhile, high priest Kahab informs his son, Katar, that their queen is not one of them but, unbeknownst to her, was kidnapped as a small child from the "world above." If Katar can marry her, their children can be "normal" and can live in the world of sunlight. Katar sees Maciste as his enemy and is pleased when the re-captured Maciste is now subjected to a test of strength which will not only kill him but also Bango and another captive named Loth who is in love with the Princess Saliura.Will the Mole Men invade the son of Hercules' hole?
July 19, 2014 - DirectorCarol FrankStarsAngela O'NeillWendy MartelPamela RossA female college student who recently moved into a sorority is hunted by an escaped psychotic killer who shares a strange telepathic link with her.Bewbs.
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsGail ThackrayMelissa MooreStacia ZhivagoFive college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They decide to stay in it for the night to meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor starts poking around.You really have to see the first one to appreciate the sequel.
- DirectorDomenico PaolellaStarsPeter LupusHelga LinéMario PetriHercules fights to free the people of Babylon from an evil sorceress.When sex was MANdatory. Get it? MANdatory...
July 12, 2014 - DirectorJavier AguirreStarsPaul NaschyRosanna YanniHaydée PolitoffThe Transylvanian vampire searches for a virgin sacrifice to resurrect his long-dead daughter.More like Count Dracula's good crush, kinda. Also Elvira does NOT appear in this film nor riff.
- DirectorWalter GraumanStarsKathleen BellerBlythe DannerTony BillA psychopath terrorizes a high-school girl with threatening notes and phone calls.With the Good-Looking Quaid.
July 26, 2014 - DirectorJohn Llewellyn MoxeyStarsPatricia JesselDennis LotisChristopher LeeA young college student arrives in a sleepy Massachusetts town to research witchcraft; during her stay at an eerie inn, she discovers a startling secret about the town and its inhabitants.The title is in this movie more than Christopher Lee.
- DirectorAlfonso BresciaStarsAntonio SabatoYanti SomerMalisa LongoAn alien civilization, which facing eminent extinction, kidnaps two famous genetic scientists from Earth. A troop of soldiers is dispatched to combat the humanoid robots and rescue the victims.I don't even remember watching this and don't think it was in color.
- DirectorGeorge McCowanStarsRalph BellamyPolly BergenTheodore BikelAfter a jet plane leaves New York en route to London, a note is found in the lounge with a message threatening to kill passengers. Soon, two passengers are killed. Captain Larkin must find the killer before the body count increases.Talk about a bomb on a plane...
- DirectorMichael A. SimpsonStarsPamela SpringsteenTracy GriffithMichael J. PollardAfter murdering a young girl, Angela Baker assumes her identity and travels to Camp New Horizons, built on the grounds of the camp she terrorized the year before, and starts killing again.Mangela won't rest until the entire audience is asleep!
- DirectorMichael A. SimpsonStarsPamela SpringsteenRenée EstevezTony HigginsA sex-changed slasher returns as a camp counselor.Check out the pipe on Mangela! *pipes
- DirectorLéonide MoguyStarsGeorge RaftAva GardnerVictor McLaglenAfter beautiful Mary returns home to her "whistle stop" home town, long-standing feelings of animosity between two of her old boyfriends leads to robbery and murder.If only the producers had followed the whistle's lead...
- DirectorWilliam BerkeStarsRobert LoweryJean ParkerWilliam HenryThe experiences of a disparate group of young men as they make their way through Navy boot camp.MEN! DO YOU LIKE MEN!?
- DirectorMin-Hsiung WuStarsHua YuehPolly Ling-Feng Shang-KuanLieh LoWhen an evil land baron's son murders an innocent family, a Marshall is called in to escort him to be executed in the court of law far to the north. With the aid of an army of soldiers, the Marshall must fight off the Land Baron's assassins, who want to try and free his murderous son at every given chance.The Green Dragon Inn, aka Bruce is Loose.
#Brucesploitation - DirectorChi LoStarsSing ChenBruce LiMichael Wai-Man ChanFantastic fighting sequences mark this kung fu action film.The title is misleading because Bruce Lee had been dead for years.
#Brucesploitation - DirectorRichard E. CunhaStarsJohn AshleySandra KnightDonald MurphyDr. Frankenstein's insane grandson attempts to create horrible monsters in modern-day L.A.Co-starring Maury Povich.
- DirectorMark G. GilhuisStarsRaymond ElmendorfPamela BakerNavarre PerryHarry is unable to hold a job due to his mental illness and lives in an abandoned Hollywood hotel haunted by friendly ghosts of the long dead staff. The lines of his mental illness and reality become extremely blurred as some of his strangest events are indeed witnessed by others. As Harry becomes more frustrated by not being able to distinguish fact from delusion he turns to violence.Most of the characters in this movie never really existed and that's why the actors had their names removed.
- DirectorKim Ki-dukStarsYeong-il OhJeong-im NamLee Soon-jaeEarthquakes in central Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric gasoline-eating reptile that soon goes on a rampage through Seoul.The only thing more boring than the last 10 minutes of this film are the first 90.
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiStarsKirk MorrisMichèle GirardonManuel GallardoThe son of Hercules is pitted against a ruthless desert warrior.A bunch of boners in togas.
- DirectorStelvio MassiStarsFred WilliamsonEva GrimaldiBruno BilottaA lone cop struggles to protect a female photographer from a gang of psychopathic bikers.
- DirectorDonald ShebibStarsDon ScardinoRalph EndersbyMichael KukulewichBest friends Michael, Steve, Cooly and Richie are seniors at a large Toronto high school. Foremost on their minds and that of many of their classmates are what they are going to do this upcoming summer and beyond. They don't want to waste away the summer much like they did this past summer. Mike is being pressured by his parents to go to university following graduation from high school, although Mike himself is unsure if that's what he wants to do. Other ideas they discuss are to tour with their band, Arctic Madness, or to start a commune on a five hundred acre parcel of wilderness property outside of Timmins that was deeded to Mike. As the end of the school year approaches and these successive ideas come and fall by the wayside, the four come to a realization of what their future together holds.Five or six kids... or maybe seven discover that 1970s Canada sucks.
- DirectorWilliam A. GrahamStarsFred MacMurraySam GroomDonna MillsA retired businessman notices that there has been a rash of ships and planes disappearing off the Florida coast, and he starts to investigate.Fred MacMurray and Donna Reed were never heard from again...
- DirectorJohn HayesStarsWilliam SmithMichael PatakiKitty VallacherA young man, born of a rape committed by a legendary vampire against a living woman, vows to locate and vanquish his undead father.
- DirectorS.F. BrownriggStarsBill McGheeJessie Lee FultonRobert DracupA young psychiatric nurse goes to work at a remote asylum following a murder. There, she experiences varying degrees of torment from the patients.