Ugly Celebrities

by jonesie12345 | created - 27 Mar 2017 | updated - 3 weeks ago | Public

I acknowledge these celebrities are talented, rich, and more successful than I ever will be, so kudos to them.

These celebrities are not conventionally attractive, but it's unkind to call them ugly, and I apologize for the click bait title.

And just for the record, I won't win any beauty contests either.

1. Benedict Cumberbatch

Actor | The Imitation Game

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch was born and raised in London, England. His parents, Wanda Ventham and Timothy Carlton (born Timothy Carlton Congdon Cumberbatch), are both actors. He is a grandson of submarine commander Henry Carlton Cumberbatch, and a great-grandson of diplomat Henry Arnold ...

Almost didn't get the titular role of Sherlock because studio bosses described him as "the weird ginger one." They thought he was "too ugly, not sexy enough", and had "the wrong nose." He proved them wrong and is now one of the most popular and most sought after actors in Hollywood. Nominated for an Oscar, Emmy, Golden Globe, and BAFTA

2. Woody Allen

Writer | Manhattan

Woody Allen was born Allan Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935 in Brooklyn, New York, to Nettie (Cherrie), a bookkeeper, and Martin Konigsberg, a waiter and jewellery engraver. His father was of Russian Jewish descent, and his maternal grandparents were Austrian Jewish immigrants. As a young boy...

Talented, eccentric, accused pedophile; four-time Oscar winner

3. Devon Aoki

Actress | 2 Fast 2 Furious

Born in New York but raised in California, Devon Aoki is no stranger to the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Her father is former Olympic wrestler and Benihana restaurant magnate Rocky Aoki and her mother is Pamela Hilburger, a jewelry designer. Devon is of Japanese (from her father) and German ...

Daughter of Rocky Aoki, founder of Benihana restaurants; sister of DJ/music executive Steve Aoki

4. Steve Buscemi

Actor | Fargo

Steve Buscemi was born in Brooklyn, New York, to Dorothy (Wilson), a restaurant hostess, and John Buscemi, a sanitation worker. He is of Italian (father) and English, Dutch, and Irish (mother) descent. He became interested in acting during his last year of high school. After graduating, he moved to...

Oddly sexy; Golden Globe winner and Emmy nominee

5. Michael Berryman

Actor | Weird Science

Late 1970s horror genre icon who's best known for his creepy performance as "Pluto" in the uncompromising Wes Craven horror film The Hills Have Eyes (1977). Berryman (who suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia, a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth) ...

He has a medical condition which caused him to have an odd-shaped head, no fingernails, no eyebrows, and no teeth. He also can't sweat, so is constantly in danger of heat stroke . He believes his condition is due to his father being exposed to radiation at Hiroshima during World War II. Despite this, he has had a very successful movie career and is one of the most recognizable faces in horror films.

6. Sandra Bernhard

Actress | The King of Comedy

Love her or hate her, this comic diva is a one-of-a-kind, in-your-face, take-no-prisoners artiste. Racy, confrontational, offensive, cynical, off-putting and angst-ridden to a T, this flinty stand-up from Flint, Michigan was born on June 6, 1955, the daughter of Jerome Bernhard, a proctologist, and...

7. Susan Boyle

Actress | Zoolander 2

Susan Boyle was born on April 1, 1961 in Blackburn, West Lothian, Scotland as Susan Magdalane Boyle.

Debut album "I Dreamed a Dream" sold over 700,000 copies during the first week, making it the biggest female debut in Billboard Soundscan history

8. Adrien Brody

Actor | The Pianist

Adrien Nicholas Brody was born in Woodhaven, Queens, New York, the only child of retired history professor Elliot Brody and Hungarian-born photographer Sylvia Plachy. He accompanied his mother on assignments for the Village Voice, and credits her with making him feel comfortable in front of the ...

At age 29 became the youngest man to win the Best Actor Academy Award. Is one of only two Americans to ever win a Cesar award; also nominated for a Golden Globe, Primetime Emmy, and BAFTA. named Best Dressed Man in America by Esquire magazine in 2004; Many people find him gangly and unattractive, but I like his lean, sexy, distinctive looks

9. Gary Busey

Actor | The Buddy Holly Story

A blond-haired, fair-complexioned actor with a toothy grin and capable of an unsettling glint in his eyes, Gary Busey was born in Goose Creek, Texas, and was raised in Oklahoma. He is the son of Sadie Virginia (Arnett), a homemaker, and Delmar Lloyd Busey, a construction design manager. He has ...

Oscar-nominated actor whose bizarre behavior is at least partially attributable to brain damage from a near-fatal motorcycle accident in 1988

10. Glenn Close

Actress | Fatal Attraction

Six time Academy Award-nominated actress Glenn Close was born and raised in Greenwich, Connecticut. She is the daughter of Bettine (Moore) and William Taliaferro Close (William Close), a prominent doctor. Both of her parents were from upper-class northeastern families.

Glenn was often seen on ...

The first time I saw her on screen, I thought she was a man in drag. Not conventionally pretty, but a totally awesome actress. Nominated for the Oscar 6 times; also nominated for Golden Globe, Primetime Emmy, and BAFTA

11. Toni Collette

Actress | Little Miss Sunshine

Toni Collette is an Academy Award-nominated Australian actress, best known for her roles in The Sixth Sense (1999) and Little Miss Sunshine (2006).

Collette was born Toni Collett (she later added an "e") on November 1, 1972, in Blacktown, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. She is the first of three...

Talented actress nominated for an Oscar, Tony, and 2 BAFTA Awards

12. Macaulay Culkin

Actor | Home Alone

Macaulay Carson Culkin, one of the most famous American child stars, was born on August 26, 1980 in New York City, New York, USA, as the third of seven children of his father Kit Culkin (a former stage and child actor and also Macaulay's former manager) and mother Patricia Brentrup. He is the ...

Cute child star whose looks were ruined by drug addiction

13. Joan Cusack

Actress | Grosse Pointe Blank

Actress Joan Cusack was born in New York City, New York, and is the daughter of Nancy (née Carolan) and Dick Cusack. Her father was an advertising executive, writer and actor, and her mother was a math teacher. Her siblings - Susie Cusack, John Cusack, Ann Cusack and Bill Cusack also act. Her ...

Twice nominated for an Oscar; sister of actor John Cusack

14. Willem Dafoe

Actor | Spider-Man

Having made over one hundred films in his legendary career, Willem Dafoe is internationally respected for bringing versatility, boldness, and dare to some of the most iconic films of our time. His artistic curiosity in exploring the human condition leads him to projects all over the world, large ...

Two-time Oscar nominee married to beautiful Italian actress/director Giada Colagrande, who is 20 years his junior

15. Gérard Depardieu

Actor | Cyrano de Bergerac

Gérard Depardieu was born in Châteauroux, Indre, France, to Anne Jeanne Josèphe (Marillier) and René Maxime Lionel Depardieu, who was a metal worker and fireman. Young delinquent and wanderer in the past, Depardieu started his acting career at the small traveling theatre "Cafe de la Gare", along ...

Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner; two-time Cesar Award winner

16. Rachel Dratch

Actress | Just Go with It

Rachel Dratch grew up in Lexington, Massachusetts. After graduating from Dartmouth College with a degree in Drama and Psychology, she moved out to Chicago, where she studied with Del Close at Improvolympic. She was on the house team, "Victim's Family", with Adam McKay. Rachel went on to tour with ...

Sweet, adorable, funny and talented

17. Adam Driver

Actor | Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Adam Douglas Driver was born in San Diego, California. His mother, Nancy (Needham) Wright, is a paralegal from Mishawaka, Indiana, and his father, Joe Douglas Driver, who has deep roots in the American South, is from Little Rock, Arkansas. His stepfather is a Baptist minister. His ancestry includes...

He's tall and buff, with thick black wavy hair, full lips, dimples, and a sexy voice. He's an ex-Marine so he's bada$$ too. Some people think he's ugly. I think he's hot.

18. Shelley Duvall

Actress | The Shining

Shelley Alexis Duvall was born in Houston, Texas, to Bobbie Ruth (Massengale) and Robert Richardson Duvall, a lawyer. During her childhood, Shelley's mother humorously gave Shelley the nickname "Manic Mouse", because she would often run around her house and tip over furniture. Shelley however was ...

Doesn't look bad in this young photo, but sadly, has not aged well and has struggled with mental illness for many years

19. Flavor Flav

Soundtrack | Three Kings

Flavor Flav was born on March 16, 1959 in Roosevelt, Long Island, New York, USA as William Johnathon Drayton Jr. He is an actor and producer, known for Three Kings (1999), End of Watch (2012) and xXx: State of the Union (2005).

20. Flea

Actor | Baby Driver

Michael Peter Balzary was born on the sixteenth of October 1962, in Melbourne, Australia. When he was four, his parents divorced and Michael, his sister Karen and his mother Patricia headed for New York; they didn't stay long and soon ended up in L.A. (in 1972), where his step-father, a jazz ...

21. Brendan Fraser

Actor | The Mummy

Brendan James Fraser was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, to Canadian parents Carol Mary (Genereux), a sales counselor, and Peter Fraser, a journalist and travel executive. He is of Irish, Scottish, German, Czech, and French-Canadian ancestry. As his parents frequently moved, Brendan can claim ...

Was chosen as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World by People magazine back in 1998. Not ugly, but has really let himself go over the years

22. Joseph Gatt

Actor | Dumbo

Born and raised in London. Gatt first got the acting bug when his Maltese parents took him to see Star Wars at the age of 8 and he decided to be Han Solo when he was older. He began his professional training at Sylvia Young Theater School and then followed that with a 3 year acting and music ...

Has alopecia universalis, which caused all of his body hair to fall out when he was a teenager. He's tall with a rocking hard body, and although he's a bit scary-looking, I think his looks are oddly alluring

23. Paul Giamatti

Actor | Sideways

Paul Giamatti is an American actor who has worked steadily and prominently for over twenty years, and is best known for leading roles in the films American Splendor (2003), Sideways (2004), and Barney's Version (2010) (for which he won a Golden Globe), and supporting roles in the films Cinderella ...

Oscar-nominated actor

24. Gilbert Gottfried

Actor | Aladdin

At the young age of 15, Gilbert Gottfried began doing stand-up at open mike nights in New York City and, after a few short years, became known around town as "the comedian's comedian". After spending several years mastering the art of stand-up comedy, producers of the legendary NBC late-night ...

25. Nancy Grace

Actress | Midnight Special

Nancy Grace was born on October 23, 1959 in Macon, Georgia, USA as Nancy Ann Grace. She is an actress and producer, known for Midnight Special (2016), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) and The Eleventh Victim (2012). She has been married to David Linch since April 21, 2007. They have two ...

Screechy-voiced, annoying, tabloid legal consultant

26. Melanie Griffith

Actress | Working Girl

Melanie Griffith was born on August 9, 1957 in New York City, to then model/future actress Tippi Hedren and former child actor turned advertising executive Peter Griffith. Her parents' marriage ended when she was four years old and Tippi brought Melanie to Los Angeles to get a new start. Tippi ...

She's leggy and blonde, but never had the ethereal beauty of her mother, actress Tippi Hedren. Time and plastic surgery have not been kind to her. Mother of actress Dakota Johnson, and ex-wife of actors Don Johnson, Steven Bauer, and Antonio Banderas

27. Luis Guzmán

Actor | Traffic

Actor of Puerto Rican descent who made many memorable films in the 1980s due to his villainous persona. Presently resides with his wife and many kids in Vermont.

Looks like a cave man, but is one of the hardest-working and most popular character actors in Hollywood

28. Maggie Gyllenhaal

Actress | Secretary

Academy Award-nominated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal was born on November 16, 1977, on the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City. Her parents, Naomi Foner (née Achs) and Stephen Gyllenhaal, are both filmmakers, and her brother is actor Jake Gyllenhaal. Her mother is from an Ashkenazi Jewish ...

Oscar-nominated actress married to actor Peter Sarsgaard; sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal

One person described her as "looks like someone took an old woman and used some sort of mad science to young-ify her."

29. Jackie Earle Haley

Actor | Watchmen

Jackie Earle Haley was born on July 14, 1961 in Northridge, California, USA as Jack Earle Haley. He is an actor and director, known for Watchmen (2009), Little Children (2006) and A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). He has been married to Amelia Cruz since August 6, 2004. He was previously married to...

30. Perez Hilton

Actor | Meet the Blacks

Born in Miami, Florida, Mario is the son of Mario and Teresita Lavandeira. A proud Cuban-American, Mario was raised in Miami, Florida. He has one sibling, a younger sister, Barbara. Mario graduated With Honors from New York University.

He received a B.F.A. in Drama from The Tisch School of the Arts ...

31. Clint Howard

Actor | Apollo 13

Clint Howard also had a recurring role in The Andy Griffith Show, as a little boy always dressed in a cowboy outfit and always eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He never said a word, but was always offering someone a bite. He also had a co-starring role along with a black bear as the owner...

Brother of actor/producer Ron Howard and uncle of actress Bryce Dallas Howard

32. Mick Jagger

Soundtrack | Alfie

Michael Philip Jagger was born in Dartford, Kent on 26th July 1943. When he was 4 he met Keith Richards until they went into secondary schools and lost touch. But one day in 1960 they accidentally met on the Dartford train line and both realized that they had an interest in rock n roll combined ...

Still a chick magnet after all these years; had his 8th child in December 2016 at age 73

33. James Jagger

Actor | Vinyl

James Jagger was born on August 28, 1985 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor, known for Vinyl (2016), Gangster Kittens (2016) and The Unravelling.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Is a younger more masculine-looking version of his dad, Mick Jagger. Just as hot as Mick was at his age.

34. Jesse James

Producer | Joe Kid on a Stingray

At first glance, Jesse James is the consummate biker rebel. Tattoos, knives, goatee, black t-shirts and skulls all around him and his world help create that image. That image, in turn, reflects a mere fraction of the man that is West Coast Choppers. The rest of his life reflects his passion as an ...

Sandra Bullock was way out of his class, and then he cheated on her multiple times. Also cheated multiple times on fiancee Kat von D.

35. Jay Z

Self | MADtv

Shawn Corey Carter was born 4 December 1969 in Brooklyn, New York, USA. Raised in Brooklyn, Carter was a school friend of The Notorious B.I.G.. He first started releasing records in the late 1980s. In 1990, he appeared on records by his close friend, Jaz ("The Originators") and Original Flavor ("...

Rich, successful, married to one of the most beautiful women in the entertainment world. I'd say he's doing okay. :)

36. Caitlyn Jenner

Actress | Can't Stop the Music

Caitlyn Jenner was born on October 28, 1949 in Mount Kisco, New York, USA as William Bruce Jenner. She is an actress and producer, known for Can't Stop the Music (1980), Jack and Jill (2011) and The Fall Guy (1981). She was previously married to Kris Jenner, Linda Thompson and Chrystie Jenner.

It took a lot of courage to publicly acknowledge she is transgender. However, plastic surgery can't erase decades of male hormones pounding through her body. She is nearly 70 years old, and I hope she has finally found inner peace

37. Caleb Landry Jones

Actor | Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Caleb Landry Jones was born on December 7, 1989 in Garland, Texas, USA as Caleb Jones. He is an actor, known for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017), X: First Class (2011) and Get Out (2017).

38. Kelis

Soundtrack | xXx

Kelis was born on August 21, 1979 in Harlem, New York, USA as Kelis Rogers. She was previously married to Nas.

Mother is Chinese and Puerto Rican; father was African-American. Given her unusual mixed ethnicity, you would expect her to be prettier

39. Barry Keoghan

Actor | The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Barry came to prominence in the 2017 film 'The Killing of a Sacred Deer' with his truly terrifying portrayal of Martin,an American teenager exacting a grisly revenge on drunken surgeon Colin Farrell, but he was not an American nor a teen-ager, born in Dublin on 17th October 1992 and has a brother ...

Good actor, but he looks inbred

40. Lisa Lampanelli

Actress | Drillbit Taylor

Lisa Lampenelli is one of the most high-profile insult comics. Though actually born in Connecticut, she is identified as a New Yorker, where she built up her career on the stand-up comic circuit. She is known for her outrageous pot shots at celebrities as well as references to her own weight and ...

Never been a fan of insult comedy, racial humor, or homophobic jokes. Her attacks against the beautiful Dayana Mendoza on Celebrity Apprentice were vicious and uncalled for. Congrats on losing weight, but she is still an ugly mean-spirited person

41. Amanda Lepore

Actress | Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!

Amanda Lepore was born on December 5, 1967 in Cedar Grove, New Jersey, USA as Armand Lepore. She is an actress, known for Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! (2008) and Another Gay Movie (2006).

Went way overboard with the facial plastic surgery and lip enhancements

42. Lyle Lovett

Actor | Short Cuts

A singer-songwriter who plays guitar, Lyle Lovett won a 1989 Grammy for Best Male Country Vocal Performance. His albums, the first of which was released in 1986, incorporate elements of country, Western, folk, swing, jazz, bebop, blues and gospel music. He graduated from Texas A&M with degrees in ...

But hey, he snagged Julia Roberts, so he wasdoing something right

43. Shane MacGowan

Soundtrack | Grosse Pointe Blank

Born in Kent, England, songwriter/poet Shane MacGowan lived in County Tipperary, Ireland for the first six years of his life, and moved back to London UK, where he attended Westminster School (and was later expelled for drug use). After a brief time with the Nips (77-79), Shane MacGowan formed the ...

Do a google image search and you'll understand why I chose him. Desperately needs some dental work done. ASAP

44. John Malkovich

Actor | Being John Malkovich

John Gavin Malkovich was born in Christopher, Illinois, to Joe Anne (Choisser), who owned a local newspaper, and Daniel Leon Malkovich, a state conservation director. His paternal grandparents were Croatian. In 1976, Malkovich joined Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre, newly founded by his friend Gary ...

Two-time Oscar nominee formerly married to actress Glenne Headly. Known for his distinctive voice, which is either sexy or annoying depending on your perspective (I think it's sexy)

45. Marilyn Manson

Soundtrack | Detroit Rock City

Marilyn Manson was born Brian Hugh Warner on January 5, 1969 in Canton, Ohio, to Barbara Jo (Wyer) and Hugh Angus Warner. He has German and English ancestry. During his childhood, one of his neighbors molested him several times until the young Brian broke down one day and told his mother what ...

Come on, Marilyn. You're almost 50 years old. Enough with the heavy make-up and weird contacts. Gene Simmons (Kiss) knew when to call it a wrap. You should too.

46. Biz Markie

Actor | Men in Black II

Biz Markie was born on April 8, 1964 in Harlem, New York, USA as Marcel Theo Hall. He is an actor, known for Men in Black II (2002), The Wackness (2008) and Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012).

47. Eddie Marsan

Actor | Happy-Go-Lucky

Eddie Marsan was born in Stepney, East London, to a lorry driver father and a school employee mother, and raised in Bethnal Green. He served an apprenticeship as a printer before becoming an actor twenty years ago. During this time he has worked with directors such as Martin Scorsese, Michael Mann, ...

48. Heather Matarazzo

Actress | Welcome to the Dollhouse

Heather Matarazzo was born November 10, 1982, in Oyster Bay, New York. She was adopted by Camille and Ray Matarazzo, an Italian-American couple (she is of Irish descent birth). Heather attended Oyster Bay High School, as well as the Long Island High School for the Arts. In 1997, she made her film ...

Irish, adopted by Italian-American parents

49. Ozzy Osbourne

Soundtrack | Little Nicky

One of the pioneers of heavy metal and one of its most commercially successful and iconic artists, Ozzy Osbourne was born in Birmingham, England, as John Michael Osbourne. After leaving school and having many odd jobs, he ended up in a band with Geezer Butler. This group then split, leading Ozzy ...

Very easy on the eyes when he was young and with Black Sabbath. Looks very different now, and it's not just the aging process. Drugs are a terrible thing.

50. Haley Joel Osment

Actor | The Sixth Sense

Haley Joel Osment is an American actor who has proven himself as one of the best young actors of his generation. He is the first millennial male to have received an Academy Award nomination for acting.

Osment was born in Los Angeles, California, to Theresa (Seifert), a teacher, and actor Eugene ...

Not as cute as he was when he was a child actor

51. Sarah Jessica Parker

Actress | Sex and the City

Sarah Jessica Parker was born March 25, 1965, in Nelsonville, Ohio, to Barbra Forste (née Keck), a teacher who ran a nursery school, and Stephen Parker, a journalist. Her parents divorced, and her mother later remarried to Paul Forste and had four more children, bringing the total to eight. Sarah ...

Winner of 4 Golden Globes and 2 Primetime Emmys. Voted the "Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim magazine in 2008. That's harsh.

52. Camilla Parker-Bowles

Self | Harry and Meghan: A Windsor Wedding

Camilla Parker-Bowles was born on July 17, 1947 in Denmark Hill, London, England as Camilla Rosemary Shand. She has been married to Prince Charles since April 9, 2005. She was previously married to Andrew Parker-Bowles.

Nowhere near as pretty as Diana, Princess of Wales, but she is, and always has been, Prince Charles' one true love. She and the prince have been happily married since 2005.

53. Ron Perlman

Actor | Hand of God

Ron Perlman is a classically-trained actor who has appeared in countless stage plays, feature films and television productions.

Ronald N. Perlman was born April 13, 1950 in Washington Heights, Manhattan, New York. His mother, Dorothy (Rosen), is retired from the City Clerk's Office. His father, ...

Has gotten better looking with age

54. Michael Phelps

Self | Unfiltered

Michael Fred Phelps II was born in Towson, Maryland, to Deborah Sue (Davisson), a middle school principal, and Michael Fred Phelps, a state trooper. Before the 2004 Olympics started, rumor had it that 19 year-old Phelps was thinking of trying to match or even surpass Mark Spitz's legendary seven ...

Most decorated Olympian in history. Urban Dictionary defines "Michael Phelps Syndrome: an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance." He's not hideous, but he does look a little odd.

Appears to have either Fragile X or Marfan Syndrome. He hasn't publicly acknowledged it, but does say he meets many of the criteria for Marfan (disproportionately long arms, long face, crowded teeth, flat feet, flexible joints).

55. Jesse Plemons

Actor | Game Night

Jesse Plemons was born on April 2, 1988 in Dallas, Texas, USA as Jesse Lon Plemons. He is an actor, known for Game Night (2018), Battleship (2012) and Black Mass (2015).

His quiet understated performance was chillingly scary in Breaking Bad. Engaged to actress Kirsten Dunst.

56. Iggy Pop

Soundtrack | Coffee and Cigarettes

Legendary Rock 'n' Roll wildman and substance abuser. Recorded a series of classic rock albums with The Stooges and later as a solo artist. Worked extensively with David Bowie.

57. Kid Rock

Actor | Joe Dirt

Kid Rock was born on January 17, 1971 in Romeo, Michigan, USA as Robert James Ritchie. He was previously married to Pamela Anderson.

Sexy and multi-talented; briefly married to actress Pamela Anderson

58. Dennis Rodman

Actor | Double Team

Dennis Rodman was born on May 13, 1961 in Trenton, New Jersey, USA as Dennis Keith Rodman. He is an actor, known for Double Team (1997), Simon Sez (1999) and The Comebacks (2007). He was previously married to Michelle Moyer, Carmen Electra and Annie Bakes.

59. Mickey Rourke

Actor | Sin City

Mickey Rourke was born Phillip Andre Rourke, Jr. on September 16, 1952, in Schenectady, New York, the son of Annette (Cameron) and Phillip Andre Rourke. His father was of Irish and German descent, and his mother was of French-Canadian, English, and German ancestry. When he was six years old, his ...

Used to be hot back in the day, but face has been ruined by boxing injuries and horrible plastic surgery

60. Steven Seagal

Actor | Exit Wounds

Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, to Patricia Anne (Fisher), a medical technician, and Samuel Seagal, a high school math teacher. His paternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants, and his mother had English, German, and distant Irish and Dutch, ancestry. The enigmatic ...

Another celebrity that was hot when he was young. Is bloated and puffy and has not aged well. But being a serial sexual harasser and wife-beater is what really makes him ugly

61. Seal

Soundtrack | Batman Forever

Seal was born on February 19, 1963 in Paddington, London, England as Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel. He was previously married to Heidi Klum.

Tall, suave, and sexy despite the facial scarring, which was purportedly caused by lupus

62. Charlie Sheen

Actor | Two and a Half Men

Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez on September 3, 1965, in New York City. His father, actor Martin Sheen (born Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez), was at the time just breaking into the business, with performances on Broadway. His mother, Janet Sheen (née Templeton), was a former New York art ...

Drugs, mental illness, and a decadent lifestyle have changed this once-heartthrob into an unattractive mess. His father looks better than he does.

63. Matt Smith

Actor | Doctor Who

Matt Smith is an English actor who shot to fame in the UK aged 26 when he was cast by producer Steven Moffat as the Eleventh Doctor in the BBC's iconic science-fiction adventure series Doctor Who (2005).

Matthew Robert Smith was born and raised in Northampton, the son of Lynne (Fidler) and David ...

64. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

Actor | The Three Stooges

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino was born on July 4, 1982 in New Brighton, Staten Island, New York City, New York, USA as Michael Sorrentino. He is an actor and producer, known for The Three Stooges (2012), Jersey Shore (2009) and What's Your Emergency (2015).

65. Tori Spelling

Actress | Trick

The daughter of Candy Spelling and Hollywood producer Aaron Spelling. With her father as the producer of many popular television shows in the 1970s, Tori had a taste for fame. She appeared on many of her father's shows, which gained her more praise for acting in comedies.

Tori has a younger brother ...

Despite all her money and plastic surgeries, she is still the spitting image of her late father, producer Aaron Spelling. Poor child.

66. Tilda Swinton

Actress | We Need to Talk About Kevin

The iconoclastic gifts of the visually striking and fiercely talented actress Tilda Swinton have been appreciated by a more international audience of late.

She was born Katherine Mathilda Swinton on November 5, 1960, in London, England. Her mother, Judith Balfour, Lady Swinton (née Killen), was ...

Oscar winner and Golden Globe and BAFTA nominee; pale and androgynous, but it's hard to take your eyes off her when she's onscreen

67. Quentin Tarantino

Writer | Reservoir Dogs

Quentin Jerome Tarantino was born in Knoxville, Tennessee. His father, Tony Tarantino, is an Italian-American actor and musician from New York, and his mother, Connie (McHugh), is a nurse from Tennessee. Quentin moved with his mother to Torrance, California, when he was four years old.

In January of...

Scary, eccentric, charismatic genius

68. Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson

Actor | Chairman of the Board

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson was born on February 25, 1965 in Cocoa Beach, Florida, USA. He is an actor, known for Chairman of the Board (1998), Savannah and Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003).

Was never good-looking, but plastic surgery made his face look like a Halloween mask. The makeup and weird eyebrows don't help matters any.

69. Uma Thurman

Actress | Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Uma Karuna Thurman was born in Boston, Massachusetts, into a highly unorthodox and Eurocentric family. She is the daughter of Nena Thurman (née Birgitte Caroline von Schlebrügge), a fashion model and socialite who now runs a mountain retreat, and of Robert Thurman (Robert Alexander Farrar Thurman),...

Tall, slim, and blonde, but pretty? Not really.

70. Danny Trejo

Actor | Machete

Danny Trejo was born Dan Trejo in Echo Park, Los Angeles, to Alice (Rivera) and Dan Trejo, a construction worker. A child drug addict and criminal, Trejo was in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for ...

Age, drugs, gang life, and prison time are all written on his face. Google young pictures of him, though, and he was actually pretty hot. Considering he's 74 years old, he's not looking too bad.

71. Donatella Versace

Costume_designer | Madonna: Celebration - The Video Collection

Donatella Versace was born on May 2, 1955 in Reggio di Calabria, Italy. She is a costume designer, known for Madonna: Celebration - The Video Collection (2009), Trailer for a Remake of Gore Vidal's Caligula (2005) and Madonna: Take a Bow (1994). She was previously married to Paul Beck.

Another plastic surgery victim

72. Kanye West

Soundtrack | Safe House

Kanye West was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia, USA as Kanye Omari West. He has been married to Kim Kardashian West since May 24, 2014. They have three children.

Vain egotistical personality

73. Rumer Willis

Actress | Sorority Row

Rumer Glenn Willis was born August 16th, 1988, in Paducah, Kentucky, to actors Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. She was named after the British novelist Rumer Godden. She made her debut at the age of 5 in the movie Now and Then (1995) but was credited as Willa Glen. Her mother hired cameramen to video ...

Credible actress, but not nearly as good-looking as her parents, actors Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

74. Forest Whitaker

Actor | The Last King of Scotland

Forest Steven Whitaker has packaged a king-size talent into his hulking 6' 2", 220 lb. frame. He won an Academy Award for his performance as Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in the film The Last King of Scotland (2006), and has also won a Golden Globe and a BAFTA. He is the fourth African-American male to...

Is an Oscar and Golden Globe winner; has an eye condition called ptosis, which causes his upper left eyelid to droop

75. Owen Wilson

Actor | The Royal Tenenbaums

Self-proclaimed troublemaker Owen Cunningham Wilson was born in Dallas, to Irish-American parents originally from Massachusetts. He grew up in Texas with his mother, Laura (Cunningham), a photographer; his father, Robert Andrew Wilson, an ad exec; and his brothers, Andrew Wilson (the eldest) and ...

Not ugly, but needs a nose job. Seriously.



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