January 2013 Cheesefestby murraldo17 | created - 09 Dec 2013 | updated - 29 Jun 2014 | Public
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1. X (2011)
Not Rated | 90 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A veteran call girl and a runaway prostitute witness a murder and must evade the killer as he chases them through Sydney.
Over the top and sleazy Aussie drama. Viva Bianca is far too hot for this mess.
2. Hamlet 2 (2008)
R | 92 min | Comedy, Music
In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Votes: 15,895 | Gross: $4.88M
Ultimately funny movie starts slowly and the plot defies any sense but it ends well.
3. The Candy Snatchers (1973)
R | 94 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller
Abused mute autistic boy is the only one who can help a teenage heiress kidnapped, tortured, raped and buried alive by three young psychopathic criminals who want to extort some diamonds from her rich scummy stepfather.
Not the casual sexploitation movie I had hoped for but a BRUTAL exploitation/ kidnapping flick with a great ending.
4. Battletruck (1982)
PG | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Post World War III futuristic tale of collapsed governments & bankrupt countries heralding a new lawless age.
Okay movie if you ignore the very low budget and misleading title. This is an American Mad Max clone.
5. 'Sheba, Baby' (1975)
PG | 90 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A Chicago private detective returns back home to Louisville, Kentucky, to help her father fight mobsters.
The Goddess Pam Grier was wasted in this PG movie. Too tame.
6. Dredd (2012)
R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.
Votes: 225,236 | Gross: $13.41M
Much better than expected, very similar to The Raid:Redemption.
7. Ted (2012)
R | 106 min | Comedy, Fantasy
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Votes: 516,777 | Gross: $218.82M
Ted the Bear is Peter Griffin. The first half is a mildly funny movie. The second half of the film is a straight Romantic movie with Ted as the "best friend", without any laughter the stupidity of the situation becomes unbearable.
8. Black Sheep (2006)
Not Rated | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.
Votes: 36,655 | Gross: $0.08M
I found it neither funny nor scary, but it has put me off lamb forever, so Good Job Movie.
9. The Mack (1973)
R | 110 min | Crime, Drama
Goldie returns from five years at the state pen and winds up King of the pimping game. Trouble comes in the form of two corrupt white cops and a crime lord who wants him to return to the ... See full summary »
Ultra cool movie about the Pimp Mack Daddy!
10. Malabimba (1979)
98 min | Adult, Horror
Bimba's mother has just been murdered mysteriously and the family is holding a seance to contact her spirit. As soon as the mystic finds her spirit things go crazy.
Cheesy Goodness with a graphic blowjob to boot! Rich Italian soap opera type family has virgin daughter possessed by the spirit of a dead whore, plus there's a nun thrown in as well. Bravo.
11. Seksmisja (1984)
117 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Two scientists are placed in hibernation and should be awaken after three years. But when they wake up, it turns out that it has been fifty years, and they are the only two males in a new, underground society composed exclusively of women.
Has not aged well, and it is way too long. No thanks.
12. Chillerama (2011)
Not Rated | 120 min | Comedy, Horror
It's the closing night at the last drive-in theater in America, and Cecil Kaufman has planned to show four movies, which are so rare that they have never been exhibited publicly on American soil, until this very night.
Campy low budget horror is fun for 15 minutes but a whole movie is too much to sit through. Not as clever as it needed to be.
13. The Beast Must Die (1974)
PG | 93 min | Horror, Mystery
Eight people have been invited to an island estate for the weekend. One of them is a werewolf. Can you guess which one?
Boring. The average rating on werewolf movies must be terrible cuz so many are like this. Gimmick ending did not add anything.
14. Attack the Block (2011)
R | 88 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
A teen gang in South London defend their block from an alien invasion.
Votes: 90,171 | Gross: $1.02M
No, I instantly hated the little bastards that the movie puts forward as "heroes". NO.
15. Rubber (2010)
R | 82 min | Comedy, Horror
A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.
Votes: 29,464 | Gross: $0.10M
Yummy surreal cheese. I thought that this was really funny but I can understand others hating it.
16. Mandingo (1975)
R | 127 min | Drama, History, Romance
A slave owner in the 1840s trains one of his slaves to be a bare-knuckle fighter.
Good old fashioned racial sex drama, yee haw. Has to be seen to be believed. Creepy cringey violent sleazy overacted
17. Switchblade Sisters (1975)
R | 91 min | Action, Crime, Drama
The leader of an inner city girl gang is challenged when a new girl moves into the neighbourhood.
Votes: 2,859 | Gross: $0.05M
Good over the top movie about a bunch of very bad girls
18. Trick or Treat (1986)
R | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Music
Sammi Curr was an infamous rock star who died under mysterious circumstances. Now, he wants to come back to life. Doing so requires possessing radio waves and automobiles, and making a few human sacrifices.
Votes: 4,813 | Gross: $6.80M
Ozzy and Gene make cameos only, better than average especially for metal heads.
19. Stone (1974)
103 min | Action, Drama, Adventure
Members of the Grave Diggers Motorcycle Club are being knocked off one by one, and someone needs to find out why! Sandy Harbutt's timeless Australian cult film about a bunch of renegades riding Kawasaki 900s.
Cool Aussie biker flick, lotsa drivin', cool tunes and little plot.
20. Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
R | 85 min | Horror
A biker gang visits a monastery where they encounter black-robed monks engaged in worshipping Satan. When the monks try to persuade one of the female bikers, Helen, to become a satanic ... See full summary »
A bad biker film and an even worse Werewolf movie. Find a better use for your time
21. The Raid: Redemption (2011)
R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A S.W.A.T. team becomes trapped in a tenement run by a ruthless mobster and his army of killers and thugs.
Votes: 166,049 | Gross: $4.11M
very good action movie
22. Man on a Ledge (2012)
PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
As a police psychologist works to talk down an ex-con who is threatening to jump from a Manhattan hotel rooftop, the biggest diamond heist ever committed is in motion.
Votes: 133,859 | Gross: $18.62M
I have never seen a movie screenplay so insulting to the viewer. It's one of those films where every thing that happens is revealed at the end to have been part of an impossibly brilliant plan. Unintentional cheese ripening in Bull pucks.
23. School of the Holy Beast (1974)
91 min | Drama, Thriller
In order to investigate her mother's strange death, a woman enters a sacred convent run by hypocritical, perverse nuns.
A Japanese nunsploitation movie. Weird, violent and Sacrilegious. Amen.
24. Motel Hell (1980)
R | 101 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
A seemingly friendly farmer and his sister kidnap unsuspecting travelers and bury them alive, using them to create the "special meat" they are famous for.
Votes: 7,925 | Gross: $6.34M
Sometimes low budget campy horror ages well and sometimes it doesn't. Motel Hell No.
25. Deathsport (1978)
R | 82 min | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi
Futuristic Science Fiction about a sport to the death, using "destructocycles".
Bad, low budget and unentertaining
26. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)
R | 147 min | Crime, Drama, Fantasy
Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, born with a superior olfactory sense, creates the world's finest perfume. His work, however, takes a dark turn as he searches for the ultimate scent.
Votes: 209,477 | Gross: $2.22M
Expensive Euro cheese, very well made. I enjoyed it a lot.
27. The Tripper (2006)
R | 93 min | Comedy, Horror
A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert.
Votes: 5,503 | Gross: $0.02M
Fairly full of familiar faces. Satire of Reagan, Drugs, and Festivals fails as part of a violent slasher flick. Unpleasant and disappointing.
28. Daikaijû Gamera (1965)
81 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
From out of the arctic comes a gigantic flying, fire-breathing turtle that sets its sights on destroying Tokyo.
I cannot believe that I enjoyed this movie more as a 6 year old than I do now.