Worst movies I've ever seenby tobyrclark | created - 06 Oct 2013 | updated - 1 month ago | Public
The most incompetently made, horribly misguided in their goals and outright offensive feature films I've sat through.
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1. The Last Airbender (2010)
PG | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Family
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.
Votes: 133,615 | Gross: $131.56M
0.6/10 - a badly written, acted and directed insult to the entire Avatar fanbase.
2. La leggenda del Titanic (1999)
G | 84 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.
0.6/10 - a despicable depiction of a real-life tragedy and a breathtakingly stupid story in its own right.
3. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.
Votes: 6,697 | Gross: $1.58M
4. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
G | 96 min | Family, Fantasy
When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina.
5. Thumbelina (1970)
G | 72 min | Family, Fantasy, Musical
Retelling of the classic children's tale from a 1960s psychedelic viewpoint.
6. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Not Rated | 70 min | Horror
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.
1/10 - unimaginably incompetent in every possible area.
7. Humshakals (2014)
Not Rated | 159 min | Comedy
A comedy centered around three people who each have a lookalike of a lookalike, all with the same name.
8. Breaking Wind (2012)
R | 82 min | Comedy
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
9. Titanic - La leggenda continua (2000)
Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.
1.3/10 - even shoddier than its predecessor, though I have to give it credit for possibly having people die, albeit offscreen, this time.
10. Showgirls (1995)
NC-17 | 128 min | Drama
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.
Votes: 55,865 | Gross: $20.30M
R | 80 min | Comedy
After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism.
12. Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?
13. The Wicker Man (2006)
PG-13 | 102 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.
Votes: 58,606 | Gross: $23.64M
1.4/10 - Probably the worst remake and most unintentionally hilarious horror movie in history, not helped by the director's obvious misogyny.
14. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
15. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
1.5/10 - laughably incompetent, and yet not nearly as fun as Plan 9.
16. The Wicker Tree (2011)
R | 96 min | Drama, Horror
Charmed by the residents of Tressock, Scotland, two young missionaries accept the invitation to participate in a local festival, fully unaware of the consequences of their decision.
17. Alone in the Dark (2005)
R | 96 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
A detective of the paranormal slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results.
Votes: 39,855 | Gross: $5.18M
18. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield.
Votes: 40,180 | Gross: $15.56M
1.6/10 - Craps all over the original's mythology in a nonsensical way in the first 15 minutes and never recovers.
19. The Room (2003)
R | 99 min | Drama
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again.
1.7/10 - a hilariously incoherent mess.
20. The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
G | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A young boy must restore order when a group of bullies steal the magical book that acts as a portal between Earth and the imaginary world of Fantasia.
21. God's Not Dead (2014)
PG | 113 min | Drama
College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
Votes: 37,038 | Gross: $60.76M
22. Robot Monster (1953)
Approved | 66 min | Sci-Fi
The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter.
Votes: 4,006 | Gross: $1.00M
23. Epic Movie (2007)
PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity.
Votes: 96,200 | Gross: $39.74M
1.8/10 - a sporadically amusing but incoherent collection of mostly unfunny references to less than Epic movies.
24. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
Unrated | 54 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast.
25. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Horror, Thriller
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.
Votes: 35,672 | Gross: $20.76M
2/10 - a film that has a shark luring a human into an ambush before following his family to the Bahamas, apparently in the name of vengeance. Enough said.
26. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
R | 118 min | Horror
A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist.
Votes: 18,831 | Gross: $30.75M
2/10 - an incoherent sequel that clearly shows its contempt for the original, not least in the way the actual hero of the original is never mentioned by name.
27. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Not Rated | 79 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Evil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" in action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living, our lives are in danger.
2.1/10 - Probably one of the most hilariously shoddily produced films of all time.
28. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.
29. Battlefield Earth (2000)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
It's the year 3000 A.D.; the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, whom are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.
Votes: 71,172 | Gross: $21.47M
30. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
PG | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Family
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.
Votes: 38,023 | Gross: $15.68M
31. S. Darko (2009)
R | 103 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum.
32. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.
Votes: 105,657 | Gross: $41.80M
2.6/10 - stripped of everything that made every other Alien and/or Predator movie enjoyable.
33. Baby Geniuses (1999)
PG | 97 min | Comedy, Crime, Family
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.
Votes: 22,571 | Gross: $27.14M
34. Patch Adams (1998)
PG-13 | 115 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama
The true story of a heroic man, Hunter "Patch" Adams, determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. He ventured where no doctor had ventured before, using humour and pathos.
Votes: 91,420 | Gross: $135.03M
2.8/10 - a biopic that fails to make its protagonist likable, thanks to the insulting liberties it takes with history.
35. Barb Wire (1996)
R | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi
During the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is married to the fugitive Corrina Devonshire, re-enters her life.
Votes: 22,544 | Gross: $3.79M
3/10 - A Casablanca-ripoff with a small fraction of the talent involved.
36. North (1994)
PG | 87 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents.
Votes: 12,262 | Gross: $7.14M
3/10 - A parade of racial and ethnic stereotypes, presented by a completely unheroic kid who we eventually realise believes every single one of them.
37. Howard the Duck (1986)
PG | 110 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him.
Votes: 38,394 | Gross: $16.30M
38. The Love Guru (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.
Votes: 46,574 | Gross: $32.24M
39. Corky Romano (2001)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy, Crime
The loser son of a Mafia honcho must go undercover for the FBI.
Votes: 11,617 | Gross: $23.98M
40. My Boss's Daughter (2003)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy, Romance
When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on - his boss's daughter. But he doesn't ... See full summary »
Votes: 26,248 | Gross: $15.55M
41. Batman & Robin (1997)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.
Votes: 211,740 | Gross: $107.33M
42. Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003)
PG | 84 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker. It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world.
Votes: 47,252 | Gross: $111.76M
43. Rollerball (2002)
R | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Sport
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.
Votes: 23,736 | Gross: $18.99M
44. The Lord of the Rings (1978)
PG | 132 min | Animation, Adventure, Fantasy
The Fellowship of the Ring embark on a journey to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron's reign over Middle-earth.
Votes: 26,833 | Gross: $0.92M
3.4/10 - an awful adaptation with poor voice acting and lazy animation, not helped by the fact that it was released with nothing to indicate that it was incomplete.
45. Casino Royale (1967)
Not Rated | 131 min | Comedy
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
3.4/10 - an incoherent and only sporadically amusing mess, which kept the book from getting a serious treatment for nearly 40 years.
46. Rocky IV (1985)
PG | 91 min | Drama, Sport
Rocky Balboa proudly holds the world heavyweight boxing championship, but a new challenger has stepped forward: Drago, a six-foot-four, 261-pound fighter who has the backing of the Soviet Union.
Votes: 159,000 | Gross: $127.87M
47. Catwoman (2004)
PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.
Votes: 98,315 | Gross: $40.20M
48. RoboCop 3 (1993)
PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land.
Votes: 40,610 | Gross: $10.70M
49. The Spirit (2008)
PG-13 | 103 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City.
Votes: 56,840 | Gross: $19.78M
50. 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
R | 96 min | Comedy, Romance