Ryan's Reviewsby SB-Films | created - 03 Nov 2012 | updated - 03 Nov 2012 | Public
The films (that are on IMDb) that have been reviewed on Ryan's Reviews - http://lownobudgetreviews.wordpress.com - a review site dedicated to low- and no-budget film.
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1. Cross (2004)
Ex-Hitman, Phillip Cross is trying to escape his past, But when an overzealous heir frames him for the murder of his old crime boss, he's about to find out that he cannot escape his fate. ... See full summary »
2. The Stink of Flesh (2005 Video)
Not Rated | 85 min | Comedy, Horror
Wandering a zombie wasteland, matool survives by his wits and animal instinct, often employing his trusty hammer and gigantic nails to fend of the ravenous hordes of flesh eating undead. ... See full summary »
6. Dude Vision (2005)
Unrated | Short
One day in the life of a dude... What's a guy supposed to do? Women have no idea of the daily sacrifices a guy makes just to maintain a stable relationship. We have to constantly forgo ... See full summary »
9. Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Not Rated | 97 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »
10. Raving Maniacs (2005)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
There's a rave going on. It's gonna be great. Tuesday and her boyfriend J.T., and their friend Katie, and Katie's brother, are going out partying to the biggest rave in Providence, Rhode Island.
11. Make Your Own Damn Movie! (2005 Video)
Not Rated | 300 min | Documentary
Based on the book of the same name, Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Studios team share their wisdom about filmmaking to independent filmmakers everywhere. They make a documentary of the team's ... See full summary »
12. KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person (2005)
100 min | Horror
What would happen if someone like Ed Gein or Ted Bundy were to have children and raise them to follow in their bloody footsteps? KateBird Wilkens, brought to life with unnerving depth and ... See full summary »
14. LolliLove (2004)
Not Rated | 64 min | Comedy
Mockumentary about a wealthy couple who set out to make a difference in the lives of homeless people by giving each of them a lollipop with a cheery slogan on the wrapper.
15. The Goat Sucker (2005 Video)
22 min | Short, Horror
The Goat Sucker is a darkly comical tale of a desert-dwelling serial killer. Haunted by perverse thoughts and satanic visions, he looks for the perfect victim for his next snuff film.
16. Carnage for the Destroyer (2006 Video)
55 min | Comedy, Horror
A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally wake up The Destroyer - an ancient evil god that takes out its deadly wrath on the gang.
17. Stiff Odds (2004 Video)
Not Rated | 84 min | Fantasy, Horror
The Grim Reaper, who runs a bookie shop in the afterlife, resurrects three recently deceased zombies to help him recover his own debt losses and gain revenge on those who killed them.
18. All the French Are Whores (2006)
Short, Comedy, Drama
To gain favor with his sadistic girlfriend, a young man makes a religious trek across the city wearing shoes filled with broken glass.
19. Dream Reaper (2006)
75 min | Comedy, Horror
The Greatest Rock n' Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!
21. Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror
Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother's heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrent of abuse rains ... See full summary »
24. Wet Heat (2008 Video)
65 min | Action
WET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of Hollywood crumbles!
25. Necroville (2007)
Unrated | 99 min | Comedy, Horror
In Necroville, a city overrun by zombies, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters, Jack and his best friend Alex find work at Zom-B-Gone, a monster extermination company. Battling the ... See full summary »
26. Klown Kamp Massacre (2010)
Not Rated | 84 min | Comedy, Horror
Fifteen years ago, Edwin went to clown camp to fulfill his lifelong dream of bringing laughter to the world... but nobody laughed. Humiliated on graduation night, Edwin viciously murdered ... See full summary »
27. Geek War (2010)
Not Rated | 75 min | Comedy
There's a mysterious VHS tape in the comic book shop of eccentric owner Deathbone. He has priced the tape at $1500, & in 25 years nobody could afford it... until now. Thus begins the Geek ... See full summary »
29. Frankie in Blunderland (2011)
TV-MA | 82 min | Fantasy
Frankie in Blunderland tells the story of Frank Bellini, played by Aramis Sartorio (also known as adult film star Tommy Pistol). Frank's life is a mess. After a series of questionable ... See full summary »
30. Pornography: A Thriller (2009)
Unrated | 113 min | Mystery
A gay porn star's mysterious disappearance becomes an obsession for both a writer and another adult film star, leading them into dark supernatural corners that were never meant to be explored.
33. Chop (2011)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Lance Reed is forced by a psychotic stranger to confront his duplicitous past. Seeking retribution for a crime, the man forces Lance to reveal his inner most secrets by systematically removing his limbs.
34. Someone's Knocking at the Door (2009)
Not Rated | 80 min | Fantasy, Horror
Returning to the medical school where they were test subjects decades ago, a pair of outrageously twisted serial killers use shockingly brutal sex acts to start killing off a group of drugged-out med students.
35. The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2010 Video)
Unrated | Horror
The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol follows the disappointing life of struggling actor Tommy P, who has turned his back on family and friends to pursue his dream of stardom and when he ... See full summary »
36. Drop Box (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 75 min | Comedy
'Drop Box' is a comedy about a spoiled pop princess who accidentally returns her sex tape to a local video store, then must try everything to get it back from an uncooperative clerk. ... See full summary »
38. My Last Day (II) (2010)
16 min | Short, Drama
Tom Melvin is stuck in a mundane job with an unbearable boss, Jason Arnold. Because of the structure of authority, Tom is unable to do anything about this. When Jason goes too far, Tom decides to make it his last day.
39. Cropsey (2009)
Not Rated | 84 min | Documentary, Crime, Horror
Realizing the urban legend of their youth has actually come true; two filmmakers delve into the mystery surrounding five missing children and the real-life boogeyman linked to their disappearances.
Votes: 7,093 | Gross: $0.05M
40. Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)
Not Rated | 89 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world in this all new Action-Horror-Comedy from the creators of 2010's cult smash, "Ninjas Vs Zombies"! Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is ... See full summary »
41. Psycho Holocaust (2009)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
On a scorching summer day 6 friends venture into the mountains for one more vacation before their lives change forever. Unbeknownst to them, their lives would forever be changed anyway. In ... See full summary »
43. Dawning (I) (2009)
Not Rated | 82 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
Takes place at a Northern Minnesota lake cabin where a brother and sister visit their father and step-mom. As the first night unfolds with uncomfortable small-talk and tension, tragedy strikes.
44. Bloodlust Zombies (2011 Video)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
A military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers.
45. The Anniversary at Shallow Creek (2011)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
Six best friends find themselves at the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight for their lives against a serial killer who has more in store for them than death.
46. Strangers Online (2009)
R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller
Hollis Parker hosts a nightly web show that brings together sexual misfits from across the World Wide Web. A new intern at the studio shows romantic interest in Hollis, and what begins as a... See full summary »
Votes: 21 | Gross: $0.00M
47. Beneath the Veneer of a Murder (2010)
8 min | Short, Crime, Drama
A brief, tense phone conversation between politically connected powerhouse Tom Buchanan and a desperate lower-class thug named Judd over Buchanan's bisexual wife Daisy, her working-class ... See full summary »
48. Exit 33 (2011)
Not Rated | 89 min | Horror
A few miles off EXIT 33, lies IKE'S LAST CHANCE GAS. A secluded sleepy hideaway where Ike prepares a special jerky for customers, and a terrifying secret. Ike and his son are controlled by ... See full summary »
49. Strigoi (2009)
Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy