Ryan's Reviews

by SB-Films | created - 03 Nov 2012 | updated - 03 Nov 2012 | Public

The films (that are on IMDb) that have been reviewed on Ryan's Reviews - http://lownobudgetreviews.wordpress.com - a review site dedicated to low- and no-budget film.

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1. Cross (2004)


Ex-Hitman, Phillip Cross is trying to escape his past, But when an overzealous heir frames him for the murder of his old crime boss, he's about to find out that he cannot escape his fate. ... See full summary »

Director: Chris L. Dillon | Stars: Midhun Kumar Allu, Alan Himes, Robert Paul Medrano, Jaime A. Reynoso

Votes: 10

2. The Stink of Flesh (2005 Video)

Not Rated | 85 min | Comedy, Horror

Wandering a zombie wasteland, matool survives by his wits and animal instinct, often employing his trusty hammer and gigantic nails to fend of the ravenous hordes of flesh eating undead. ... See full summary »

Director: Scott Phillips | Stars: Kurly Tlapoyawa, Ross Kelly, Diva, Billy Garberina

Votes: 622

5. Science Bastard (2002 Video)

25 min | Short, Comedy, Horror

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Director: Scott Phillips | Stars: Stephanie Leighs, Devin O'Leary, Bob Vardeman

Votes: 9

6. Dude Vision (2005)

Unrated | Short

One day in the life of a dude... What's a guy supposed to do? Women have no idea of the daily sacrifices a guy makes just to maintain a stable relationship. We have to constantly forgo ... See full summary »

Director: Jon Proudstar | Stars: Roxanne Ceballos, Erik Hovda, Juoy Luzania, Jon Proudstar

Votes: 14

9. Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Not Rated | 97 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

Director: Caleb Emerson | Stars: Tim Gerstmar, Geoff Mosher, Pippi Zornoza, Jamie Gillis

Votes: 644

10. Raving Maniacs (2005)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror

There's a rave going on. It's gonna be great. Tuesday and her boyfriend J.T., and their friend Katie, and Katie's brother, are going out partying to the biggest rave in Providence, Rhode Island.

Director: Richard Griffin | Stars: Patrick Cohen, Emily Morettini, Andrew Vellenoweth, Christine Peltier

Votes: 202

11. Make Your Own Damn Movie! (2005 Video)

Not Rated | 300 min | Documentary

Based on the book of the same name, Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Studios team share their wisdom about filmmaking to independent filmmakers everywhere. They make a documentary of the team's ... See full summary »

Director: Lloyd Kaufman | Stars: Lloyd Kaufman, Trey Parker, George A. Romero, John G. Avildsen

Votes: 167

12. KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person (2005)

100 min | Horror

What would happen if someone like Ed Gein or Ted Bundy were to have children and raise them to follow in their bloody footsteps? KateBird Wilkens, brought to life with unnerving depth and ... See full summary »

Director: Justin Paul Ritter | Stars: Helene Udy, Taylor M. Dooley, Nicole Jarvis, Todd Gordon

Votes: 209

14. LolliLove (2004)

Not Rated | 64 min | Comedy

Mockumentary about a wealthy couple who set out to make a difference in the lives of homeless people by giving each of them a lollipop with a cheery slogan on the wrapper.

Director: Jenna Fischer | Stars: James Gunn, Jenna Fischer, Peter Alton, Sarah Sido

Votes: 1,299

15. The Goat Sucker (2005 Video)

22 min | Short, Horror

The Goat Sucker is a darkly comical tale of a desert-dwelling serial killer. Haunted by perverse thoughts and satanic visions, he looks for the perfect victim for his next snuff film.

Director: Matthew Reel | Stars: Kevin Lessek, Elske McCain, Jessica Pidd, Matthew Reel

Votes: 52

16. Carnage for the Destroyer (2006 Video)

55 min | Comedy, Horror

A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally wake up The Destroyer - an ancient evil god that takes out its deadly wrath on the gang.

Director: Chris Seaver | Stars: Travis Indovina, Meredith Host, Matt Meister, Casey Bowker

Votes: 105

17. Stiff Odds (2004 Video)

Not Rated | 84 min | Fantasy, Horror

The Grim Reaper, who runs a bookie shop in the afterlife, resurrects three recently deceased zombies to help him recover his own debt losses and gain revenge on those who killed them.

Director: Caleb Allen | Stars: Alison Allen, Caleb Allen, Carl Allen, Colin Allen

Votes: 59

18. All the French Are Whores (2006)

Short, Comedy, Drama

To gain favor with his sadistic girlfriend, a young man makes a religious trek across the city wearing shoes filled with broken glass.

Directors: Matthew Reel, Kevin Lessek, Yang Miller | Stars: Matthew Copley, Elske McCain, Luke Rook

Votes: 36

19. Dream Reaper (2006)

75 min | Comedy, Horror

The Greatest Rock n' Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!

Director: Kevin Strange | Stars: Android 4k, Cris Deveroux, Jonny Jonny, Lippy Longstocking

Votes: 14

20. Girl with Gun (2006)

14 min | Short, Action, Drama

A female assassin's personal and professional life collide.

Director: Russ Emanuel | Stars: Tracy O'Connor, Michelle Gunn, Erick Holloway, Michelle Lee

Votes: 46

21. Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)

Not Rated | 90 min | Horror

Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother's heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrent of abuse rains ... See full summary »

Director: Chad Ferrin | Stars: Timothy Muskatell, Ricardo Gray, Charlotte Marie, David Z. Stamp

Votes: 437

22. Modify (2005)

Not Rated | 85 min | Documentary

Stories of people who regard augmenting their bodies as a way of life, whether for artistic reasons or out of pure vanity.

Directors: Jason Gary, Greg Jacobson | Stars: Gary Alter, Daryl Bear Belmares, Corey Busboom, Tim Cridland

Votes: 482

23. Foxxy Madonna vs the Black Death (2007)

15 min | Short, Action

A fun, fast 70s-esque exploitation action-spy extravaganza about the treacherous underworld of secret preacher agents!

Director: Jakob Bilinski | Stars: Monica Barajas, Jomar 'Dez' Banks, Scott Ganyo, David Barajas

Votes: 46

24. Wet Heat (2008 Video)

65 min | Action

WET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of Hollywood crumbles!

Director: Chris Seaver | Stars: Jesse Ames, Casey Bowker, Billy Garberina, Meredith Host

Votes: 43

25. Necroville (2007)

Unrated | 99 min | Comedy, Horror

In Necroville, a city overrun by zombies, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters, Jack and his best friend Alex find work at Zom-B-Gone, a monster extermination company. Battling the ... See full summary »

Directors: Billy Garberina, Richard Griffin | Stars: Billy Garberina, Adam Jarmon Brown, Mark Chavez, Brandy Bluejacket

Votes: 101

26. Klown Kamp Massacre (2010)

Not Rated | 84 min | Comedy, Horror

Fifteen years ago, Edwin went to clown camp to fulfill his lifelong dream of bringing laughter to the world... but nobody laughed. Humiliated on graduation night, Edwin viciously murdered ... See full summary »

Directors: Philip Gunn, David Valdez | Stars: Jared Herholtz, Ross Kelly, Kerri Daube, Isaac Kappy

Votes: 225

27. Geek War (2010)

Not Rated | 75 min | Comedy

There's a mysterious VHS tape in the comic book shop of eccentric owner Deathbone. He has priced the tape at $1500, & in 25 years nobody could afford it... until now. Thus begins the Geek ... See full summary »

Stars: Jesse Ames, Andrew Baltes, Raine Brown, Billy Garberina

Votes: 25

28. Mickey (II) (2009)

18 min | Short, Drama

A short movie about a short man who learns how to solve problems without using his fists.

Director: Dustin McGowan

29. Frankie in Blunderland (2011)

TV-MA | 82 min | Fantasy

Frankie in Blunderland tells the story of Frank Bellini, played by Aramis Sartorio (also known as adult film star Tommy Pistol). Frank's life is a mess. After a series of questionable ... See full summary »

Director: Caleb Emerson | Stars: Tommy Pistol, Thea Martin, Brett Hundley, David Reynolds

Votes: 65

30. Pornography: A Thriller (2009)

Unrated | 113 min | Mystery

31 Metascore

A gay porn star's mysterious disappearance becomes an obsession for both a writer and another adult film star, leading them into dark supernatural corners that were never meant to be explored.

Director: David Kittredge | Stars: Matthew Montgomery, Pete Scherer, Jared Grey, Walter Delmar

Votes: 475

31. Shade of Grey (2009)

80 min | Drama

Follows the intertwining tales of several people who share a connection due to their repeated presence in an anonymous motel room over several years.

Director: Jakob Bilinski | Stars: Scott Ganyo, Benjamin Riley, Katelyn Coyne, Monica Barajas

Votes: 59

32. Obsolescence (2011)

26 min | Short, Thriller

After suffering the sudden loss of his wife, Nick embarks on an obsessive, dangerous journey to uncover the truth behind her passing.

Director: Jakob Bilinski | Stars: Scott Ganyo, Jen Lilley, Luca Ellis, Rosalind Rubin

Votes: 14

33. Chop (2011)

Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

Lance Reed is forced by a psychotic stranger to confront his duplicitous past. Seeking retribution for a crime, the man forces Lance to reveal his inner most secrets by systematically removing his limbs.

Director: Trent Haaga | Stars: Will Keenan, Timothy Muskatell, Chad Ferrin, Max Haaga

Votes: 1,116

34. Someone's Knocking at the Door (2009)

Not Rated | 80 min | Fantasy, Horror

Returning to the medical school where they were test subjects decades ago, a pair of outrageously twisted serial killers use shockingly brutal sex acts to start killing off a group of drugged-out med students.

Director: Chad Ferrin | Stars: Noah Segan, Andrea Rueda, Ezra Buzzington, Elina Madison

Votes: 1,297

35. The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2010 Video)

Unrated | Horror

The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol follows the disappointing life of struggling actor Tommy P, who has turned his back on family and friends to pursue his dream of stardom and when he ... See full summary »

Director: Tommy Pistol | Stars: Tommy Pistol, Daisy Sparks, Camilla Lim, Jon Lee Brody

Votes: 60

36. Drop Box (2006 Video)

Not Rated | 75 min | Comedy

'Drop Box' is a comedy about a spoiled pop princess who accidentally returns her sex tape to a local video store, then must try everything to get it back from an uncooperative clerk. ... See full summary »

Directors: Anesty Carasoulos, Spiros Carasoulos | Stars: David Cormican, Rachel Sehl, J.P. Azada, Cyprianos Carasoulos

Votes: 46

37. Waldo the Dog (2010)

R | 115 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

A guilt and shame ridden mentally unstable young man wears a dog mask in order to cope.

Director: Kris Canonizado | Stars: Rook Kelly, Jaquelyn Xavier, Dave Mora, Tommy Wilson

Votes: 38

38. My Last Day (II) (2010)

16 min | Short, Drama

Tom Melvin is stuck in a mundane job with an unbearable boss, Jason Arnold. Because of the structure of authority, Tom is unable to do anything about this. When Jason goes too far, Tom decides to make it his last day.

Director: Marc van Osdale | Stars: Elizabeth Closter, Gabe Fremuth, Lindsay Lamb, Brian O'Hara

39. Cropsey (2009)

Not Rated | 84 min | Documentary, Crime, Horror

73 Metascore

Realizing the urban legend of their youth has actually come true; two filmmakers delve into the mystery surrounding five missing children and the real-life boogeyman linked to their disappearances.

Directors: Barbara Brancaccio, Joshua Zeman | Stars: Joshua Zeman, Barbara Brancaccio, Bill Ellis, Dorothy D'Eletto

Votes: 7,093 | Gross: $0.05M

40. Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)

Not Rated | 89 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world in this all new Action-Horror-Comedy from the creators of 2010's cult smash, "Ninjas Vs Zombies"! Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is ... See full summary »

Director: Justin Timpane | Stars: Jay Saunders, Daniel Ross, Cory Okouchi, Devon Marie Saunders

Votes: 469

41. Psycho Holocaust (2009)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror

On a scorching summer day 6 friends venture into the mountains for one more vacation before their lives change forever. Unbeknownst to them, their lives would forever be changed anyway. In ... See full summary »

Director: Krist Rufty | Stars: Raine Brown, Trent Haaga, Vanelle, Billy Garberina

Votes: 92

42. Joy and the Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 80 min | Romance

Two lovers reunite on the day of the apocalypse.

Directors: Daniel R. Black, Ryan Convery | Stars: Reza Breakstone, Vanessa Leigh, Katelin Dickson, Daniel R. Black

Votes: 22

43. Dawning (I) (2009)

Not Rated | 82 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

Takes place at a Northern Minnesota lake cabin where a brother and sister visit their father and step-mom. As the first night unfolds with uncomfortable small-talk and tension, tragedy strikes.

Director: Gregg Holtgrewe | Stars: Najarra Townsend, Jonas Goslow, David Coral, Christine Kellogg-Darrin

Votes: 473

44. Bloodlust Zombies (2011 Video)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror

A military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers.

Director: Dan Lantz | Stars: Alexis Texas, Janice Marie, Adam Danoff, Robert Heath

Votes: 593

45. The Anniversary at Shallow Creek (2011)

Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller

Six best friends find themselves at the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight for their lives against a serial killer who has more in store for them than death.

Director: Jon D. Wagner | Stars: Katharine Brandt, Annie Burgstede, Anthony Campanello, Eric Fischer

Votes: 320

46. Strangers Online (2009)

R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller

Hollis Parker hosts a nightly web show that brings together sexual misfits from across the World Wide Web. A new intern at the studio shows romantic interest in Hollis, and what begins as a... See full summary »

Director: John Huckert | Stars: Noel Palomaria, Tara Killian, Eva Frajko, Michael Waite

Votes: 21 | Gross: $0.00M

47. Beneath the Veneer of a Murder (2010)

8 min | Short, Crime, Drama

A brief, tense phone conversation between politically connected powerhouse Tom Buchanan and a desperate lower-class thug named Judd over Buchanan's bisexual wife Daisy, her working-class ... See full summary »

Director: Angel Connell | Stars: Christy Scott Cashman, Eric Scheiner, Mark Grant, Jennifer McCartney

Votes: 35

48. Exit 33 (2011)

Not Rated | 89 min | Horror

A few miles off EXIT 33, lies IKE'S LAST CHANCE GAS. A secluded sleepy hideaway where Ike prepares a special jerky for customers, and a terrifying secret. Ike and his son are controlled by ... See full summary »

Director: Tommy Brunswick | Stars: Kane Hodder, Antoinette Kalaj, Jerry Reid, Maria Hildreth

Votes: 209

49. Strigoi (2009)

Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy