When The Title Alone Makes You Want To Watch It (No Matter How Bad It Is...)
by bjornarbach | created - 17 Apr 2016 | updated - 18 Apr 2016 | PublicThe title says it all really. Sometimes i just browse through IMDb and i find some movies with some of the best stupid/clever titles or i'm just in awe of how a movie like this could even exist. So every time i find such a treasure i will add it to this list. To all you bad movie producers with horrible cast, low budgets and wild imaginations regarding script and titles; We salute you!
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1. Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Horror
When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.
Director: Chris LaMartina | Stars: David Phillip Carollo, Melissa LaMartina, Nicolette le Faye, Dave Gamble
Votes: 1,095
My first addition, and my inspiration for making this list! I knooow this will be aweful, but i kiiinda want to see it now.
2. A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
Not Rated | 82 min | Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi
In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.
Director: Brett Piper | Stars: Paul Guzzi, Linda Corwin, Alex Pirnie, Mark Deshaies
Votes: 1,787
Wow. Just. Wow... I am at loss for words here.
3. Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)
TV-MA | 88 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A small town infestation of crawling alien foreheads that begin attaching to people and taking them over collides with a scientist's experiments to extract foreheadazine and things go horribly horribly wrong.
Director: Larry Blamire | Stars: Daniel Roebuck, Susan McConnell, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks
Votes: 905
If i am ever in a bad mood i need to save an image of this cover to my phone and look at it every time i need a laugh. Who comes up with this stuff? Just brilliant!
4. The Incredibly Strange Tale of the Man Who Lost His Love But Bought It Back with a Packet of Duck Rice (2015)
18 min | Short, Drama
A man who recently lost his wife due to illness decides to find love again, maybe in the form of a woman cab driver.
Director: Gavin Yap
A short film with a pretty descriptive long ass title! You really don't need to see this (cause we all know what happens), but it kind of makes me curious as well!
5. Nympho Cycler (1971)
52 min | Comedy
A beautiful, love starved woman named Misty, leaves an abusive relationship with an odd man. She joins a pack of bikers and many sexual escapades and intense happenings occur on her adventure into a new freedom.
Director: Edward D. Wood Jr. | Stars: Casey Larrain, Edward D. Wood Jr., Stud Stetson, Sherry Duz
Votes: 70
Another Ed Wood (shocker!). Just the concept of the story here is so surreal. I couldn't make this up even if i tried!
6. Bloodmarsh Krackoon (2013)
Not Rated | 87 min | Comedy, Horror
A crack addicted raccoon and its offspring terrorize a Bronx community.
Director: Jerry Landi | Stars: Sal Amore, Scott Barile, Anthony Bisciello, Joe Byrne
Votes: 68
Racoons on crack? Offspring terrorize a Bronx community? The title had my curiosity... The description? Well now you have my attention.
7. Glen or Glenda (1953)
PG | 65 min | Drama
A psychiatrist tells the stories of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda) and a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne).
Director: Edward D. Wood Jr. | Stars: Edward D. Wood Jr., Bela Lugosi, Lyle Talbot, Timothy Farrell
Votes: 9,180
The description of this movie peaked my interest (pseudohermaphrodite...?). It's an Ed Wood original, so i'll let that speak for itself. The combination of the year it's made, the title and cover made it a candidate.
8. The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
Unrated | 82 min | Comedy, Horror, Musical
A corpse has 24 hours to mastermind a good deed without leaving his crypt, to go "up there" and have his youth restored.
Director: Don Weis | Stars: Tommy Kirk, Deborah Walley, Aron Kincaid, Quinn O'Hara
Votes: 1,365
Comedy/Horror/Musical? From 1966? About a corpse and his needs for good deeds? And obviously all in an invisible bikini? Who makes this stuff?
9. Flesh-Eating Mothers (1988)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Horror
Suburban housewives turn into vicious cannibals after committing adultery with the neighborhood womanizer.
Director: James Aviles Martin | Stars: Robert Lee Oliver, Donatella Hecht, Neal Rosen, Valorie Hubbard
Votes: 1,283
Ahhh, a mothers yearning love... for eating flesh apparently. And that wonderful cheesy 80's horror coverart. As cute as a button and completley terriying.
10. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
Not Rated | 82 min | Horror
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.
Director: Ray Dennis Steckler | Stars: Ray Dennis Steckler, Brett O'Hara, Atlas King, Sharon Walsh
Votes: 5,303
They sure did! Or did they? Only one way to find out! Fantastic awkward title!
11. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)
Not Rated | 66 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A group of lonely Viking women build a ship and set off across the sea to locate their missing menfolk, only to fall into the clutches of the barbarians that also hold their men captive. There is a cameo appearance by the sea serpent.
Director: Roger Corman | Stars: Abby Dalton, Susan Cabot, Bradford Jackson, June Kenney
Votes: 1,591
Gee wiz! I wonder if them viking womenfolk will ever find their menfolk and defeat the great sea serpent. This is treasure.
12. Adam & Evil (2004)
R | 90 min | Horror
A group of sexy high school graduates are ready for a weekend of serious partying at a remote camp ground. Soon a murderer is on the loose...
Director: Andrew Van Slee | Stars: Sean Arnfinson, Dave Barton, Lynsey Brothers, Erica Cerra
Votes: 920
I just laughed at the pun-title really. I just find it funny for some reason. May just be my lacking sense of humor.
13. A Night to Dismember (1983)
Not Rated | 69 min | Horror
A woman from a "cursed" family is released from a mental facility, and soon dismembered corpses start turning up.
Director: Doris Wishman | Stars: Samantha Fox, Diane Cummins, Saul Meth, Miriam Meth
Votes: 839
Another pun! I love how some movie producers just put on their thinking-hat and says to themselves "Hmmm, this will make people flock around the video rental stores"
14. Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
Approved | 64 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi
Astronauts travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights.
Director: Arthur Hilton | Stars: Sonny Tufts, Victor Jory, Marie Windsor, Susan Morrow
Votes: 2,046
They travel... to the MOON... Only to find it inhabited by women in black tights. I'm sold already. After a description like this, who doesn't want to watch this? Classic!
15. Monsturd (2003 Video)
R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror
A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.
Directors: Rick Popko, Dan West | Stars: Paul Weiner, Beth West, Dan Burr, Dan West
Votes: 1,090
Gotta give 'em credit for the awful toilet humor here.
16. Alice in Murderland (2010)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
It's Alice's birthday and her sorority girlfriends throw her a themed party. Everyone comes as their favorite, sexy character from Wonderland. The Jabberwocky wasn't invited and brings murder and mayhem to the girls' night out.
Director: Dennis Devine | Stars: Malerie Grady, Marlene Mc'Cohen, Kelly Kula, Katie Locke O'Brien
Votes: 1,055
Well. Alice grew up real fast i see. Now she's obviously in Murderland.
17. Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Unrated | 92 min | Fantasy, Horror
A couple driving to a cemetery looking for inspiration for a horror story encounters the dancing dead.
Director: Stephen C. Apostolof | Stars: Criswell, Fawn Silver, Pat Barrington, William Bates
Votes: 3,319
The movie George A. Romero always wished he had made for his series of zombie classics.
18. Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)
90 min | Comedy, Horror, Musical
Zombie nudists attack campers five years after the closure of the Sunny Buttocks nudist colony in various musical numbers.
Director: Mark Pirro | Stars: Forrest J. Ackerman, Bea Lindgren, Rae Latt, Braddon Mendelson
Votes: 867
...and the sequel he never made. Still haunts him apparently.
19. Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986)
93 min | Horror
A hole in the Ozone layer turns some rednecks into flesh-eating mutants.
Director: Matt Devlen | Stars: Scott Davis, Blue Thompson, Brad McCormick, Janice Williams
Votes: 254
Not only are they mutants, but redneck mutants. *beep* is about to get real.
20. Antfarm Dickhole (2011)
X | 85 min | Horror
After a painful encounter with some bullies next to an ant colony, Ant-Drew will never have to fear again, as an improbable, yet miraculous symbiosis begins. Now, he is unstoppable, and he thirsts for revenge. Is this a dream come true?
Director: Bill Zebub | Stars: Mike Nastri, Jessica O'Brien, Bill Zebub, Adam Kuligowski
Votes: 434
"Hey guys! I got this idea for a movie! Well, it's not really an idea, it's more of a concept. Well, more like a LACK of concept really. Screw it! All i know is i GOT TO MAKE A MOVIE, and i GOT A TITLE!"
"Yeah? what's it called"
"I will name it... Antfarm dickhole"
*Mindblown*
21. Microwave Massacre (1979)
Not Rated | 76 min | Comedy, Horror
Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite.
Director: Wayne Berwick | Stars: Jackie Vernon, Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Marla Simon
Votes: 3,201
How does one even execute a massacre with a microwave? I am dead serious, i need to see this. There is time for regrets later.
22. ThanksKilling 3 (2012)
Not Rated | 99 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".
Director: Jordan Downey | Stars: Daniel Usaj, Joe Hartzler, Preston Altree, Benjamin Siemon
Votes: 1,282
Ingeniously bad pun-title, turkeys, and the fact that they made 3 of them? Too good.
23. The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)
GP | 91 min | Horror
The daughter in a family of werewolves decides to put an end to the family curse.
Director: Andy Milligan | Stars: Hope Stansbury, Jackie Skarvellis, Noel Collins, Joan Ogden
Votes: 518
There will be rats coming.... Forget the werewolves at hand! Rats are GOING TO BE AN ISSUE HERE!
24. Teenage Catgirls in Heat (1994 TV Movie)
Unrated | 84 min | Comedy
An Egyptian cat goddess in the form of a statuette commands all local felines to surrender one of their nine lives so they can transform into beautiful women to mate with (and terminate) ... See full summary »
Director: Scott Perry | Stars: Esmeralda Huffhines, Helen Griffiths, Dorothy Layne, George Franklin
Votes: 411
The coverart is making me laugh so hard right now.
25. Cannibal Rollerbabes (1997)
90 min | Comedy, Horror
All best buddies Scott and Chuck wanted was a quiet weekend of fishing at their remote summer cabin, but when Scott reels in a note bearing the ominous message "People Eating People," their weekend in the sun takes a dark turn.
Director: Kalman Szegvary | Stars: John Sorbera, Mark Tyler, Amy Van Elle, Paul Noiles
Votes: 72
Eat healthy and stay active, but have fun. I think that is what this movie i trying to tell us.
26. Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator (1989)
PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Horror
STUFF STEPHANIE IN THE INCINERATOR is the twisted tale of a husband and wife, Jared and Stephanie, who delve into the demented fantasy games of the super wealthy.
Director: Don Nardo | Stars: Catherine Dee, William Dame, M.R. Murphy, Dennis Cunningham
Votes: 450
Oh my. What did Stephanie do to deserve this i wonder?
27. Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Horror
Two cops and a detective's daughter go after a chainsaw killer.
Director: Dean Tschetter | Stars: Jake Dengel, Joe Sharkey, Susann Fletcher, Beverly Penberthy
Votes: 763
Wow. Sucks for Pittsburgh. Wonder how they will get out of this!?
28. Destined to Be Ingested (2008)
Not Rated | 70 min | Horror
Vacationers stranded on a cannibal infested island.
Director: Sofian Khan | Stars: Amanda Cole, Suzi Lorraine, Theodore Bouloukos, Kris Eivers
Votes: 167
Rhyming pun-title and a really awkward and obvious reference to cannibals. How this has a 4.0 in rating? Beats me.
29. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970)
R | 78 min | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi
A gas is let loose upon the world that kills anyone over 25 years old.
Director: Roger Corman | Stars: Bob Corff, Elaine Giftos, Bud Cort, Talia Shire
Votes: 1,709
Well, sometimes you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette. Or how about destroying the world to save it. Instant classic.
30. Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989)
Not Rated | 87 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Aliens return to earth after 10 million years to see what has become of the human experiment they have created only to be disappointed by what they find. After landing they come upon Vernon... See full summary »
Director: Michael Paul Girard | Stars: Richard Monda, Jean Stewart, Billybob Rhoads, Bill Monsour
Votes: 354
What in damnation is a Rugsucker, and why is it over-sexed you say? Well, this movie has the answers you are looking for.
31. Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
A group of transsexuals are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them.
Director: Israel Luna | Stars: Erica Andrews, Willam Belli, Kelexis Davenport, Jenna Skyy
Votes: 752
Well, you probably shouldn't mess with anyone who carries knives and has anger issues, no matter who they are.
32. The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)
110 min | Comedy, Horror
Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On ... See full summary »
Director: Jaymes Thompson | Stars: Mari Marks, Michael Soldier, Georgia Jean, Robert Borzych
Votes: 484
It seems like a jolly little place... But is it really...?
33. Retardead (2008 Video)
Not Rated | 100 min | Comedy, Horror
The evil Dr. Stern returns, armed with a lethal intelligence serum that yields horrific results at the Butte County Institute for Special Education.
Directors: Rick Popko, Dan West | Stars: Rick Popko, Tony Adams, Michael Allen, Shamika Baker
Votes: 462
Puns galore! And pretty dumb ones as well.
34. They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore (1985)
70 min | Horror
Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.
Director: Nathan Schiff | Stars: John Smihula, Adam Berke, Mary Spadaro, Leanna Mangiarano
Votes: 312
Well, what will they do for a living now? The suspense is killing me!
35. PMS Cop (2014)
Not Rated | 92 min | Horror
Mary, a police officer, is forced into an evil Pharmaceutical Company's drug trial for a PMS inhibitor. After a tragic event, Mary suffers a horrific side effect: superhuman strength. She then begins to take out her vengeance.
Director: Bryon Blakey | Stars: Cindy Means, Sam Long, Daniel Skinner, Mickey Stone
Votes: 169
"It's her time of the month" Haha, i need to see this. I will be crying on the inside, but it will be worth it. That much i'm sure of.
36. Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992)
26 min | Short, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men oppressed by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society.
Director: Morten Lindberg | Stars: Coco C.P. Dalbert, Sammy Salomon, Gbatokai Dakinah, Konrad Fields
Votes: 8,057
Someone had a quiet evening for themselves and thought: "This... Needs to be a movie."
37. The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him (2003)
9 min | Animation, Comedy, Short
One man's pencildick is another man's hackblammer - The truth that Stefan Guttenheim needed to swallow.
Director: Patrick O'Brien | Stars: Ariane Brandt, Luke Dinsdale
Votes: 1,146
It's not the size that matters obviously! Classic!
38. Curse of the Queerwolf (1988)
Not Rated | 86 min | Comedy, Horror
After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies, ominous visits from an old gypsy woman, and having the strangest reactions to the full moon...
Director: Mark Pirro | Stars: Michael Palazzolo, Kent Butler, Taylor Whitney, Cynthia Brownell
Votes: 331
Hahaha, oh puns, thou art a cruel mistress.
39. Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title (1966)
Not Rated | 83 min | Comedy
A man is mistaken by foreign agents for a defecting cosmonaut and must prove his identity while evading capture.
Director: Harmon Jones | Stars: Morey Amsterdam, Rose Marie, Richard Deacon, Joey Adams
Votes: 279
Simply. Genious. They didn't even bother with a title. And the content is even better.
40. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
R | 96 min | Comedy, Horror
The makers of this parody of "Night of the Living Dead" took George Romero's classic and wiped the soundtrack clean, then redubbed it with comedic dialogue.
Director: James Riffel | Stars: William Burchinal, Bill Cardille, Marilyn Eastman, Karl Hardman
Votes: 679
Just trying to read this out loud makes my head hurt.
41. It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To (2007)
Not Rated | 80 min | Adventure, Horror
Join Sara and her friends as they celebrate her birthday in the reputedly haunted Burkitt Manor. The evil within the house has awoken and has brought along some uninvited guests.
Director: Tony Wash | Stars: Adrienne Fischer, Alicia Kenney, Oliver Luke, Angel Marquez
Votes: 162
You tell 'em son! If you want to die, then it's your right to do so. After all, it's your party.
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