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1. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (2007)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.

Director: Jon Cryer | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 657

2. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.

Director: Jerry Zaks | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 695

3. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009)

TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance

After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and mom.

Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 679

4. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: I'd Like to Start with the Cat (2009)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples counseling with his girlfriend.

Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jane Lynch

Votes: 625

5. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (2009)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo passed out in his bed when his girlfriend tells him she's coming home early from a funeral.

Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jennifer Taylor

Votes: 708

6. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (2009)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 626

7. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: My Son's Enormous Head (2009)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 637

8. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: The Two Finger Rule (2009)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 897

9. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Above Exalted Cyclops (2009)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 674

10. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (2009)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with him.

Director: Jon Cryer | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 622

11. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Just Like Buffalo (2004)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.

Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 968

12. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Can You Feel My Finger (2004)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his... See full summary »

Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Votes: 867

13. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (2009)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 994

14. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Warning, It's Dirty (2009)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance

Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 676

15. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 790

16. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 789

17. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: It Was Mame, Mom (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Votes: 862

18. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jeri Ryan

Votes: 762

19. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (2012)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 636

20. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (2012)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Miley Cyrus

Votes: 749

21. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (2012)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance

After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 561

22. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off, and Alan is propositioned by his new girlfriend's ex.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 510

23. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Tazed in the Lady Nuts (2014)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project, and Alan suffers an unfortunate tick bite while hiking with Jenny and her girlfriend.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 529

24. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (2014)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 463

25. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Bite Me, Supreme Court (2014)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 483

26. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe (2014)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 444

27. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (2014)

TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 445

28. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (2014)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

After the social worker signs off on them, a prospective birth mother visits Walden and Alan.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, D.B. Sweeney, Ryan Stiles

Votes: 489

29. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. (2014)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden looks after a foster child named Louis,but they don't bond the way he hoped they would.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander

Votes: 487

30. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Alan Shot a Little Girl (2014)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Much to Walden's frustration, Louis successfully manipulates Alan, who cannot resist the opportunity to finally get to become the cool parent.

Director: Jon Cryer | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander

Votes: 457

31. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (2014)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden and Alan befriend a group of sexy single moms while taking Louis out to play, which makes it even more difficult to keep up their charade.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander

Votes: 445

32. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey (2014)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance

Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louis, who has lost his faith in Christmas. But Santa, Alan's mom Evelyn, and Alan's cheapness threaten to ruin everything.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander

Votes: 447

33. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 636

34. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Lookin' for Japanese Subs (2011)

TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after running into her at the store, and Jake and Eldrige begin recording their own "Jackass" rip-off.

Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Votes: 635

35. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (2003)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.

Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 1,001

36. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men.

Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 1,503

37. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (2003)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance

Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.

Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 888

38. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Sarah Like Puny Alan (2004)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.

Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Votes: 862

39. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 796

40. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: A Bag Full of Jawea (2004)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the ... See full summary »

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 815

41. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 773

42. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Walnuts and Demerol (2006)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 856

43. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

Director: Asaad Kelada | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 783

44. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance

After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor

Votes: 752

45. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 724

46. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle

Votes: 699

47. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 699

48. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: We Called It Mr. Pinky (2005)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 711

49. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (2014)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance