My Golden Turkey Awards

by VanBooter | created - 26 Jul 2012 | updated - 17 Dec 2014 | Public

Just some of the Turkeys I've watched just recently. If my bandwidth was on a meter, I would of been most upset had I wasted it on these domesticated fowl ups.

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1. Budz House (2011)

R | 84 min | Comedy

Meet Bud Howard, an endearing yet unemployed lazy slacker who lives with his mother Mary Jane and younger sister Divine in a quiet neighborhood in Baldwin Hills, California. Bud spends his ... See full summary »

Director: Cameron Casey | Stars: Wesley Jonathan, J.T. Jackson, Jorge Diaz, Aaron Scotti

Votes: 406

2. Stella Days (2011)

TV-14 | 100 min | Drama

56 Metascore

A small town cinema in rural Ireland becomes the setting for a dramatic struggle between faith and passion, Rome and Hollywood and a man and his conscience.

Director: Thaddeus O'Sullivan | Stars: Martin Sheen, Stephen Rea, Trystan Gravelle, Marcella Plunkett

Votes: 362

3. Decisions (2011)

R | 88 min | Action, Crime, Drama

When a group of friends decide to pull a bank heist to get out from underneath their money troubles. They quickly discover that things can unravel in a hurry! A compromised LAPD Detective (... See full summary »

Director: Jensen LeFlore | Stars: Corey Haim, Anthony Vitale, Matt Medrano, Yeniffer Behrens

Votes: 198

4. Newlyweds (2011)

Not Rated | 95 min | Comedy, Drama

Newlyweds Buzzy and Katie find their blissful life disrupted by the arrival of his half-sister and news of her sister's marriage troubles.

Director: Edward Burns | Stars: Edward Burns, Caitlin FitzGerald, Kerry Bishé, Marsha Dietlein

Votes: 1,396 | Gross: $0.00M

5. Boronia Boys (2009)

93 min | Drama

Two suburban men steal from hard rubbish collections to fund a trip around the world.

Director: Timothy Spanos | Stars: Cameron Nugent, Tim Burns, Elspeth Ballantyne, Desirée Smith

Votes: 60

6. A Few Best Men (2011)

Not Rated | 97 min | Comedy, Romance

A groom and his three best men travel to the Australian outback for a wedding.

Director: Stephan Elliott | Stars: Laura Brent, Xavier Samuel, Kris Marshall, Kevin Bishop

Votes: 11,547

7. On the Ice (2011)

R | 96 min | Drama, Thriller

59 Metascore

In Barrow, Alaska, teenagers Qalli and Aivaaq find their bond tested when a seal-hunting trip goes wrong, resulting in the death of their friend.

Director: Andrew Okpeaha MacLean | Stars: Josiah Patkotak, Frank Qutuq Irelan, John Miller, Teddy Kyle Smith

Votes: 895 | Gross: $0.07M

8. Dawn Rider (2012)

R | 94 min | Western

After his father is killed, John Mason is willing to turn the world inside out to find the man responsible. What he doesn't know is the killer might be in his own house.

Director: Terry Miles | Stars: Christian Slater, Jill Hennessy, Donald Sutherland, Ben Cotton

Votes: 1,716

9. El Gringo (2012)

R | 99 min | Action, Drama

A man crossing into Mexico with a satchel of $2,000,000, and a bloody past, finds himself under sudden attack in the sleepy town of El Fronteras.

Director: Eduardo Rodriguez | Stars: Scott Adkins, Petar Bachvarov, Zachary Baharov, Mimoza Bazova

Votes: 5,193

10. LOL (2012)

PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her.

Director: Lisa Azuelos | Stars: Miley Cyrus, Douglas Booth, Ashley Greene, Demi Moore

Votes: 49,184 | Gross: $0.05M

11. Assassin's Bullet (I) (2012)

R | 89 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

20 Metascore

Field Agent Robert Diggs walked away from his career in the FBI and accepted the position of Cultural Attaché in Sofia, Bulgaria for one reason: to escape the memories of his wife's death ... See full summary »

Director: Isaac Florentine | Stars: Christian Slater, Donald Sutherland, Elika Portnoy, Timothy Spall

Votes: 2,904

12. Falling Away (2012)

Not Rated | 86 min | Drama

When a school bus accident devastates an inner city Los Angeles neighborhood, it will forever change the paths for all. Friendships will be challenged, beliefs questioned and it become a time when they must choose which way to fall.

Director: Michael David Trozzo | Stars: Tony Todd, Jennifer Freeman, De'Angelo Wilson, Jason Finn

Votes: 98

13. The Gospel of Us (2012)

115 min | Drama, History

This project is the film version of the Passion play that was performed throughout Port Talbot in Easter 2011.

Director: Dave McKean | Stars: Matthew Aubrey, Nigel Barrett, Jordan Bernarde, Di Botcher

Votes: 180

14. Emulation (2010)

Not Rated | 84 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

Yesterday Noah Wilson was an average college student-- today he is the FBI's Most Wanted. He is a fugitive on the run. But why an average college student? Enter the Emulation corp., a ... See full summary »

Director: Tom Getty | Stars: Steven Chiado, Christian M. Condrick, Chuck Getty, Tom Getty

Votes: 153

15. Whiskey Business (2012 TV Movie)

85 min | Comedy

After Nicky, the son of a New Jersey mob boss, is framed for a murder he didn't commit, he goes on the run and ends up in a small town in Tennessee where he's taken in by Trina. At first, ... See full summary »

Director: Robert Iscove | Stars: Pauly Shore, Cynthia Preston, John Schneider, Tanya Tucker

Votes: 150

16. Crisis Point (2012 TV Movie)

TV-PG | 87 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

A hostage negotiator is unable to continue with her job after a siege she tried to resolve ended in disaster and a man was killed.

Director: Adrian Wills | Stars: Rhona Mitra, Erika Rosenbaum, Marc Menard, Richard Jutras

Votes: 349

17. I'm That Kind of Woman (2012)

81 min | Drama

Drama runs deep with betrayal between friends and distrust between lovers. It only takes one moment to realize that what seems to be right turns out to be wrong. As deception falls upon the... See full summary »

Director: Jarrell Crump | Stars: Emanuel Alexander, Nneka Davis, Alyze Elyse, Mark Anthony Graham

Votes: 56

18. All Alone (2010)

90 min | Thriller

An over-populated, concrete-filled Los Angeles drives Maggie into fear and isolation. On the edge, her cries for change are neglected by her husband Ben. When she turns to her dysfunctional... See full summary »

Director: Jon Cellini | Stars: Mandy Levin, Suzy Cote, Brice Williams, David Haydn-Jones

Votes: 191

19. The Three Stooges (2012)

PG | 92 min | Comedy, Family

56 Metascore

While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.

Directors: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly | Stars: Sean Hayes, Chris Diamantopoulos, Will Sasso, Jane Lynch

Votes: 27,368 | Gross: $44.34M

20. Black Limousine (2010)

R | 102 min | Drama

A ghost story set in the city of dreams.

Director: Carl Colpaert | Stars: David Arquette, Bijou Phillips, Vivica A. Fox, Nic Bishop

Votes: 212

21. You're Nobody 'til Somebody Kills You (2012)

R | 86 min | Horror, Thriller

A serial killer is taking down the hip hop industry one rapper at a time and the detectives on the case must get to him before the killer does.

Director: Michael A. Pinckney | Stars: James McDaniel, Michael Mosley, Nashawn Kearse, Assiatou Lea

Votes: 172

22. The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy (2011)

PG-13 | 108 min | Action, Adventure, History

The story of how 'Hell's Gate' at Possum Kingdom Lake, Texas came to have its name. Relive the story of how three outlaws' expeditions and encounters through historical 1870s Texas were remembered for a lifetime.

Director: Tanner Beard | Stars: Eric Balfour, Lou Taylor Pucci, Henry Thomas, Jenna Dewan Tatum

Votes: 630

23. Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (2012 TV Special)

TV-MA | 58 min | Documentary, Comedy

Comedian, actor and most importantly, the man who coined the phrase "booty call," Bill Bellamy is back with his brand new stand-up event.

Director: Scott L. Montoya | Stars: Bill Bellamy, Ali Siddiq, Tommy Davidson, Deon Cole

Votes: 77

24. Trishna (2011)

R | 117 min | Drama

57 Metascore

The story of the tragic relationship between the son of a property developer and the daughter of an auto rickshaw owner.

Director: Michael Winterbottom | Stars: Freida Pinto, Riz Ahmed, Mita Vasisht, Harish Khannaa

Votes: 2,716 | Gross: $0.23M

25. The Aggression Scale (2012)

R | 85 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Four heavily armed hitmen and two unusual teenagers go to war over $500,000 of stolen cash.

Director: Steven C. Miller | Stars: Ryan Hartwig, Fabianne Therese, Ray Wise, Dana Ashbrook

Votes: 2,888

26. Cherry Bomb (2011)

82 min | Action

An exotic dancer seeks revenge on the five men who assaulted her.

Director: Kyle Day | Stars: Julin, Nick Manning, John Gabriel, Allen Hackley

Votes: 610

27. Hell at My Heels (2011)

PG | 80 min | Western

Two men are chained together and left to die in the unforgiving, scorching desert sun. With revenge on their minds, they are forced to overcome the elements so that they can kill the sadistic scoundrel that left them to die.

Director: Brett Kelly | Stars: Mac Dale, Phil Dukarsky, Christine Emes, Debra Ereaut

Votes: 78

28. Hard Boiled Sweets (2012)

84 min | Crime, Thriller

Mob Boss is used to getting whatever he wants; he runs Southend, gets all the best women including the gorgeous, sought after Porsche The Sherbet Lemon and has one million pounds in dirty ... See full summary »

Director: David L.G. Hughes | Stars: Philip Barantini, Elizabeth Berrington, Adrian Bower, Liz May Brice

Votes: 743

29. Code 207 (2011)

91 min | Action, Drama, War

A criminal ring kidnaps women and sells them to wealthy clients. When they kidnap the wife of an ARMY Ranger, their plans change dramatically, when he finds the abandoned Prison where they ... See full summary »

Director: Tino Struckmann | Stars: Jack Dimich, Tino Struckmann, Greer Bishop, Claudia Crawford

Votes: 232

30. USS Seaviper (2012)

Not Rated | 102 min | Action, Drama, War

The German U-Boat, U-234, from the Port of Kiel is trading cargo with the Japanese. USS Seaviper must locate and stop this dangerous exchange. The Captain of USS Seaviper must go ashore to ... See full summary »

Director: Ralph A. Villani | Stars: Tim Large, Jeremy King, Robb Maus, Steve Roth

Votes: 812

31. Poe (2012)

Not Rated | 105 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

Brilliant and wealthy Dr. Andrew Casey is a serial killer who goes by the name 'The Chef'. One night eleven years ago his wife found out. He was arrested and imprisoned at Marathon County ... See full summary »

Director: Francis Xavier | Stars: David Fine, Stelio Savante, Gene Silvers, Sal Landi

Votes: 249

32. Edge (2010)

93 min | Drama

A hotel. A cliff. Six lost people, looking for something, or looking to lose themselves.

Director: Carol Morley | Stars: Maxine Peake, Marjorie Yates, Joe Dempsie, Nichola Burley

Votes: 52

33. Hatfields and McCoys: Bad Blood (2012)

PG-13 | 82 min | Drama, Western

A Union soldier on his way home runs afoul of Jim Vance and his nephew Ellison Hatfield. Confederate sympathizers, they're furious with the idea of one of their neighbors fighting for the Union.

Director: Fred Olen Ray | Stars: Jeff Fahey, Christian Slater, Perry King, Priscilla Barnes

Votes: 389

34. Red Rose of Normandy (2011 Video)

Not Rated | 102 min | War

Caught in the middle of the advancing Allies and the fanatical Gestapo during World War II, Klaus and Klaudia must fight their way out, only to make one last stand together surrounded in the middle of the biggest invasion in world history.

Director: Tino Struckmann | Stars: Tino Struckmann, Damian Chapa, Claudia Crawford, Jack Dimich

Votes: 355

35. Snow White: A Deadly Summer (2012)

PG-13 | 83 min | Horror

A troubled teenage girl finds herself in a web of lies and deceit when her stepmother attempts to murder her by sending her to a discipline camp.

Director: David DeCoteau | Stars: Shanley Caswell, Maureen McCormick, Eric Roberts, Tim Abell

Votes: 660

36. Tex (1982)

PG | 103 min | Drama

78 Metascore

After their mother dies and their father leaves them, teenage brothers Tex and Mason McCormick struggle to make it on their own.

Director: Tim Hunter | Stars: Matt Dillon, Jim Metzler, Meg Tilly, Bill McKinney

Votes: 1,667 | Gross: $7.00M

37. Cowboys & Indians (2011)

PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Family, Western

With the fate of the frontier hanging in the balance, a former cavalry officer is called back into action to rescue a beautiful maiden from the clutches a band of renegade Black Claw Indians led by a frightening medicine man.

Directors: Aaron Burk, Tyler Burk | Stars: Alvin Cowan, Steve Guilmette, Katy Maloney, Dennis Ambriz

Votes: 160

38. No Body Found (2010)

R | 90 min | Drama

Young adults are missing in Orlando. Gone, vanished, just as they embark on their lives with all their hopes and dreams. Police have no hard evidence; a parent's worse nightmare! The latest... See full summary »

Directors: Angela Lyons, Angela Rollo | Stars: Brad Champion, Richard L. Rollo, Keone Dent, Angela Rollo

Votes: 93

39. Jerusalem Countdown (2011)

PG-13 | 85 min | Thriller

When nuclear weapons are smuggled into America, F.B.I. Agent Shane Daughtry (David A.R White) is faced with an impossible task, find them before they are detonated. The clock is ticking and... See full summary »

Director: Harold Cronk | Stars: David A.R. White, Anna Zielinski, Randy Travis, Lee Majors

Votes: 1,098

40. U Mugs (2012)


A low budget filmmaker is shooting a documentary about his early comic mishaps in film, making and pointing out some of the pitfalls of British film-making. When he is asked to film a rave ... See full synopsis »

Director: Paul T.T. Easter | Stars: Paul T.T. Easter, Adrian Cain, Wayne Philips, Danny Cain

Votes: 218

41. Haywire (2011)

R | 93 min | Action, Thriller

67 Metascore

A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission.

Director: Steven Soderbergh | Stars: Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Michael Angarano

Votes: 76,601 | Gross: $18.94M

42. Littlerock (2010)

Not Rated | 83 min | Drama

66 Metascore

A powerfully intimate drama that captures the fears and desires of a young Japanese woman lost in the U.S., 'Littlerock' is an affectingly authentic portrait of the bitter-sweet pain of ... See full summary »

Director: Mike Ott | Stars: Atsuko Okatsuka, Cory Zacharia, Rintaro Sawamoto, Roberto 'Sanz' Sanchez

Votes: 440 | Gross: $0.01M

43. The Terror Experiment (2010)

Not Rated | 82 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

A terrorist sets off an explosion that rocks the Federal Building and unleashes a toxic gas throughout the ventilation system. His purpose: to expose the Government's secret biological ... See full summary »

Director: George Mendeluk | Stars: Andrew Amani, Brett Beoubay, Darren Arnaud, Henry Boger

Votes: 584

44. Good for Nothing (2011)

R | 92 min | Comedy, Thriller, Western

56 Metascore

A young English woman is immigrating to her uncle's ranch - but is kidnapped on the way by a rugged outlaw who discovers a problem he never knew he had - leading them on a wild ride across the West.

Director: Mike Wallis | Stars: Cohen Holloway, Inge Rademeyer, Jon Pheloung, Richard Thompson

Votes: 677

45. Night Drive (I) (2010)

103 min | Horror, Thriller

A group of tourists face the fight of their lives in a South African game reserve.

Director: Justin Head | Stars: Christopher Beasley, Corine du Toit, Brandon Auret, Greg Melvill-Smith

Votes: 300

46. Seven Days in Utopia (2011)

G | 100 min | Drama, Sport

37 Metascore

After a disastrous debut on the pro circuit, a young golfer finds himself unexpectedly stranded in Utopia, Texas and welcomed by an eccentric rancher.

Director: Matt Russell | Stars: Lucas Black, Robert Duvall, Melissa Leo, Deborah Ann Woll

Votes: 2,653 | Gross: $18.00M

47. Joyful Noise (2012)

PG-13 | 118 min | Comedy, Drama, Music

44 Metascore

G.G. Sparrow faces off with her choir's newly appointed director, Vi Rose Hill, over the group's direction as they head into a national competition.

Director: Todd Graff | Stars: Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Jordan

Votes: 7,215 | Gross: $30.92M

48. The Fields (2011)

Not Rated | 100 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Tells the story of a young boy and his family who are terrorized by an unseen presence.

Directors: Tom Mattera, David Mazzoni | Stars: Cloris Leachman, Tara Reid, Joshua Ormond, Faust Checho

Votes: 1,410

49. The Holding (2011)

89 min | Thriller

A heart-pounding suspense thriller, set on an isolated farm in England's beautiful, rugged Peak District.

Director: Susan Jacobson | Stars: Kierston Wareing, David Bradley, Vincent Regan, Georgia Groome

Votes: 753

50. Meek's Cutoff (2010)

PG | 104 min | Drama, Western

85 Metascore

Settlers traveling through the Oregon desert in 1845 find themselves stranded in harsh conditions.

Director: Kelly Reichardt | Stars: Michelle Williams, Bruce Greenwood, Paul Dano, Will Patton

Votes: 9,648 | Gross: $0.98M

51. Wyatt Earp's Revenge (2012 Video)

PG-13 | 93 min | Drama, Western