My least-favorite films

by SeaHorseMafia | created - 19 Jul 2012 | updated - 04 Jun 2015 | Public

Comment, and by the way I cant reply, but I will read every comment.

I would put something like "Avatar" in here, but people would just hate me and besides their more overrated then actually bad.

Why I made this list is because I love ranting. I love being in that "zone" where I get so angry about a film, so think of this list as a writing practice. I'm trying to improve my writing (I'm an amateur writer), so I thought ranting angrily about bad films might help. I trying to be funny as well on this list, so if you do like some of these films (God help you) remember that this list is mostly comedic. So don't feel too bad if you masturbated to 1# Cheerleader Camp.

I have decided to expand this list, since I love ranting so much.

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1. Staying Alive (1983)

PG | 93 min | Drama, Music, Romance

23 Metascore

It's five years later and Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever is still burning. Now he's strutting toward his biggest challenge yet - succeeding as a dancer on the Broadway stage.

Director: Sylvester Stallone | Stars: John Travolta, Cynthia Rhodes, Finola Hughes, Steve Inwood

Votes: 12,486 | Gross: $64.89M

I watched Saturday Night Fever, and liked it. Not amazing, but it had good characters, the main character was intresting and was fun (The dance scenes were funny though). But this... I cried when I saw this. I should have known, because its directed by the braindead retard Sylvester Stallone. Where do I start... The main character is nothing like in SNF, hes totally different. He's... EXTREMELY BLAND. Theres nothing in the character, he is nothing. No personality, not intresting in any way and very stupid. But that *beep* performances is not the worst thing in this, the supporting cast is even worse. Nobody has a personality, nobody has a point, they just are there just to be there. I mean the story would be the same without these characters, and that a very bad thing. The women, I dont understand them, who do I sympothise whit or what? I was confused.

The directing is the worst ever.. The story has like millions of pointless characters, but you can see Stallone tried to put these characters relevant, but it doenst work. Like example, the dance director what ever he is, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF HIM?! We see him lissening the argument of Travolta and the other bland actress, but it doenst go anywhere!! And the dialog is one of the worst ever, SOOO many pointless lines like "I dont eat breakfast".

And I guess Stallone is gay, because the last scenes are shots of Travoltas ballshack and ass (I wiss I was kidding)..

2. The Descent: Part 2 (2009)

R | 94 min | Adventure, Horror, Thriller

Refusing to believe her story about cave-dwelling monsters, the sole survivor of a spelunking exploration gone horribly wrong is forced to follow the authorities back into the caves where something awaits.

Director: Jon Harris | Stars: Michael J. Reynolds, Shauna Macdonald, Jessika Williams, Douglas Hodge

Votes: 37,032

While I'm not in love with the first Descent, I enjoyed it and thought it was pretty scary. Not perfect, but excellent as a horror movie. Well, my sister forced me to watch this and now I don't speak to her anymore (Just kidding but still). I have never been so bored and insulted at the same time. Actually Spielberg has done that to me multiple times, but still.... This probably has the worst performance I have ever seen in cinema history. The guy who played the older police, he was the worst performance IMO ever. Annoying as hell, he was so dumb a 5 year old has better logic than him and why couldn't he die sooner. I mean really, your in a fcking cave and you handcuff yourself to a girl who you think is dangerous, but actually is the only one who knows a way out. Who wrote that? And what kind of director would even say "Hey, that sound logical", was he a) sleep b) a monkey or c) just didn't give a sh*t? I'm guessing all 3. And my god, was this boring. There are couple other bad horror movies in this list, but at least those were entertaining. They were an insult to my intelligence, but at least I wasn't bored to death. The pacing is god awful, in the first 15 minutes they are all ready in the cave, in about 30 minutes one of them is dead. Now that's just bad pacing, especially in a horror movie. You have to build up the characters and relationships first, then you can make the bad jump scares. Oh, and this movie shouldn't be done in the first place. In the first one, the ending is dark, the woman didn't get out. I heard in the American version that was cut off though. But still didn't the actress who was in the first say something about it? It makes no sense why make this again. And why oh why are these people forcing this woman to go down their again? You didn't think she would have some traumas or phobias? It was 2 days ago, of course she would go totally insane. It's a woman would be raped and then the doctor would rape her again, that's this movie. *beep* THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!

3. Old Boy (2013)

R | 104 min | Action, Drama, Mystery

49 Metascore

Obsessed with vengeance, a man sets out to find out why he was kidnapped and locked into solitary confinement for twenty years without reason.

Director: Spike Lee | Stars: Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Olsen, Samuel L. Jackson, Sharlto Copley

Votes: 58,227 | Gross: $2.16M

This list about films I hate, not the "worst" films technically, but the ones that literally make me angry. And while this is a pretty new film and when it comes down to it, it wasn't technically "terrible". But, this made me so *beep* angry that I wanted to punch someone in the face, preferable Spike Lee. And it's not only that this is a re-make of a modern masterpiece, if this was an original film, I would have thought this is stale, dull, uninteresting, over-the-top, retarded rubbish. But since this is, it makes it worse. And I know Lee has said this isn't a re-make but a re-visioning of the manga, well you're kind of an idiot. That is technically true, but you are still re-making a film that everybody loved, including people who read the manga. You can't escape the hate, sorry. There are so many terrible things in this that I don't have enough time to write them all, so I'm mostly going to nit-pick right now. Josh Brolin makes the great transformation of looking like a raped manequin, to Charles Manson, to a reject nazi from American History X, who unfortunately has no personality (unless you count being pissed off all time a personality...). In the original the character goes through changes, in the end realizing that the revenge was pointless and had blinded him completely. Here, he's just pissed. Also, every character in the original was memorable, in a slighty eccentric way. The most blandest was the girl in this. In the original she was quirky and odd, funny and kinda lacking social-skills. In this? Nope. But the worst was the villain. He was a bit over-the-top in the original, but displayed power and domination all the time. He wouldn't kill you, he would make someone kill you slow and smile and laugh while you were dying. In this the villain looks like a gay Cuban guy who was a British accent for some reason. I mean he's not a *beep* Bon villain! Plus, there were moments were Brolin could have just killed him, easily. Also his bodyguards sucked balls. Now I'm going to talk about the twist in this a little bit, so SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!! Anyway, it sucks. First, they do the horrible "You think she was the girl, no she wasn't!!! Oh, she actually was..." twist, which is annoying and lazy writing. In the original, the villain brainwashed them both to do what he wanted, nothing too complicated. Why would you change THAT? It's simply stupid. The villain in this makes his plan WAY too complicated for him, when he could have just brainwashed him like in the original. Also, the villain's motif for the revenge is kinda retarded. Again, it's changed for the original, but in that it was simple and you kinda symphatized with the villain, at least you understood why. In this, his father was just sick. Brolin had nothing to do with it, what so ever. And btw, HOW DID HE KNOW BROLIN KNEW ABOUT HIS FATHER?! Anyway, the original's ending is pure brilliance, and this is just confusing in a very bad way.

The hammer fight in this is... dissapointing. Also the "first" fight scene, where he practically kills the football guys, is dumb. Why would the football guys even attack him? Yeah, they could have hold him back, but one of them hits Brolin with a *beep* beer bottle! WHY??! Again, in the original, he is looking for a fight, he wants to find out is he a good fighter. In this it's just weird and they have no excuse to attack Brolin. But the hammer fight is dissapointing as well. It's dull, way over-the-top in a bad way and Brolin is invincible in it. The iconic hammer scene in the original shows how not-so-powerful the main character is. Yeah, he kick their asses in the original, but he also gets beat down in that. I could rant more, but I'm too tired. *beep* THIS *beep* PIECE OF *beep* OF A MOVIE!!!!

4. AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

PG-13 | 101 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

29 Metascore

During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win.

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner

Votes: 161,978 | Gross: $80.28M

As bad as Staying Alive is, this is almost as bad..

Its like the director had seen like 20 minutes of Alien and then thought he can make a film about it. Its very silly, stupid, full with plot holes and absolutly horrible characters. A part of me died, when I watched this.

5. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

PG-13 | 117 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

45 Metascore

The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.

Director: Bill Condon | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Gil Birmingham

Votes: 197,732 | Gross: $281.29M

I did not watch the other ones and I did not watch this film for pleasure. My school forsed everbody to go see it as a schooltrip and boy did it suck balls. Nobody is even slighty convincing.

I wrote too much about Staying Alive, so Im just gona say *beep*

6. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

29 Metascore

Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.

Directors: Colin Strause, Greg Strause | Stars: Reiko Aylesworth, Steven Pasquale, Shareeka Epps, John Ortiz

Votes: 102,575 | Gross: $41.80M

Has the same problems what the first one had, but this was actually boring. The first one did some *beep* 80's action cliches, but this flying ass-fest does some stupid teen-romance cliches and it is painful.

7. Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12 (2005 Video)

R | 43 min | Short, Drama, Music

The first twelve chapters of R. Kelly's rap opera in which a one-night stand triggers a series of revelations about the sexual deceits of its characters.

Directors: R. Kelly, Jim Swaffield | Stars: R. Kelly, Cat Wilson, Rolando Boyce, LeShay N. Tomlinson

Votes: 1,871

This is just so... bad. There's no word for it, it's just so damn bad. Okay, think of a horribly song, like Rebecca Blacks Friday. Now strech it to about 40 minutes, add some horribly acting and a story-line that even Bold and The Beautiful would be embarrassed, then you got this sh!t. I don't really like rap music, but I don't mind it that much. But when you decide to rap the next 40 minutes, please, please, try to make sense and not just try to rhyme. And it was boring and incredibly narcissistic. Just plain bad! Only reason I watched it because my sister said that this is worse than Staying Alive. Well not quite, but almost..

8. Cobra (1986)

R | 87 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

25 Metascore

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

Director: George P. Cosmatos | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson

Votes: 56,777 | Gross: $49.04M

This has to be the worst action movie, thats not even funny. No good scenes, horrile just god-awuful main character, whos pretty much a bad version of Dirty Harry Callahan (and doesnt have the charicma) and theres a random music video in the midel of the movie (strange..). Even the action is horrible.

9. Don't Let Him In (2011)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror, Thriller

Two couples spend a weekend in the country, only to cross paths with a brutal serial killer. As the body count rises, suspicion spirals into paranoia, climaxing in a terrifying battle for survival.

Director: Kelly Smith | Stars: Sophie Linfield, Sam Hazeldine, Gordon Alexander, Gemma Harvey

Votes: 1,625

Wow... Just wow.. How dum can a movie be? I have never seen so many plotholes in one film. How can anybody produce this kind of crap? Did anybody read the script? Or did anybody watch the finished film before they put it out? As for any bad horror film it has, bad acting, horrible dialogs, blonds who always get killed, blah, blah, blah.. This movie reminded me of a farce. Not intentional farce. It got to the point that I was laughing my balls off. If you wanna see a really, really bad, but entertaining film (or if your just very drunk with your friends..) watch this, it will funny. But me, who was complete sober watching this, it wasn't that fun.

10. #1 Cheerleader Camp (2010 Video)

Unrated | 95 min | Comedy

A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

Director: Mark Quod | Stars: Charlene Tilton, Seth Cassell, Jay Gillespie, Erica Duke

Votes: 2,768

The only reason why this "movie" was made is that teenage boys can masturbate to this. Now, I'm a 15 year old boy and I couldn't find this hot in any way. This is like American Pie, minus the sex. It's a sex comedy, but there is not that much sex and the ass/boobs montages are horribly edited and shot. Of course the acting is so goddamn bad and dialog is probably one of the worst ever, but if you want to do a sex comedy, have some good jokes, some over-the-top dumb jokes. The jokes were lame and way too predictable. They are not set up well, the "villains" are bland, Disney villains have more personality then those guys. It's a complete mess when it comes to just about everything. Basic sex comedy set-up, horny fat kid, kinda nerdy/kinda gay guy want to have sex. Nerd/people-think-he's-gay guy is dull and not fun... Horny fat kid, well let's just say the main joke is that he masturbates a lot. Haha (sarcasm). Again, why is the nerd/gay guy hanging around with him, he's fcking annoying! This was written by a women, no I don't have any problems that she a women, but my god is this horrible writing. I'm shocked how a female could write something so sexist and something that makes American Pie look like a intelligent drama. She also wrote the classic Mega-shark vs Giant Octopus and of course one of the greatest movies ever, 18 Year Old Virgin. Masterful. There are no real characters, so the jokes all fail hard. Something like American Pie, which is not a good movie, at least does some characterizations. We get to know the people who want to have sex, in this, all I see is annoying dumbasses who want to have sex or something like that. They are so flat and just annoying that I couldn't give a sh*t. The "love" interest is, I guess, retarded. I don't know what the deal is with her, she acts like she's incredibly dumb. I don't know what the nerd/gay guy sees in her. Also the story is idiotic and it doesn't seem to know what it should be. I'm just saying if you want to do a sex comedy, then put some sex scenes in it. The nude scenes are so horribly set-up that even porn movies would find them silly. If you want to spank the monkey, don't watch this, go to Pornhub.

11. Piranha 3DD (2012)

R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror

24 Metascore

After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.

Director: John Gulager | Stars: Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, David Hasselhoff, Matt Bush

Votes: 34,877 | Gross: $0.38M

Before people start saying stuff like "It's meant to be stupid!", let me just say it's not funny. The jokes are so goddamn old and just unintelligent. I know that it's quite stupid to say that this movie was intelligent, but my god is it stupid! Dick jokes aren't funny! They never were! But anyway, the story (there's a story?) is well... not clever and retarded, acting (surprise) is horrible, and they actually got "real" actors, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, but they only have cameos. Why? If you can get these actors, why wouldn't you do something with them and not use them as a one joke thing..

One reviewer once said a great thing about this movie "Even though boobs are the focus of this movie, this still sucks as$".

12. Crocodile 2: Death Swamp (2002)

R | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A criminal carrying stolen money and gold hijacks a plane that crashes in a Mexican swamp, where the survivors are terrorized by a giant crocodile.

Director: Gary Jones | Stars: Heidi Lenhart, Chuck Walczak, Jon Sklaroff, Darryl Theirse

Votes: 1,540

All right, all right. I really enjoy this. But, wow, this is just ridiculously stupid.

13. Sanctum (2011)

R | 108 min | Adventure, Drama, Thriller

42 Metascore

An underwater cave diving team experiences a life-threatening crisis during an expedition to the unexplored and least accessible cave system in the world.

Director: Alister Grierson | Stars: Rhys Wakefield, Allison Cratchley, Christopher James Baker, Richard Roxburgh

Votes: 49,835 | Gross: $23.07M

CGI was cod awful, boring and stereotypical characters (the douchebag, father who's doing his batman impression and the kid who won't stop complaining), dull plot and a really boring movie. I know it's only 1 hour an 40 minutes, but man was I bored by it. It had nothing going for it, or maybe one scene at the end, when the kid swims out of the cave, that was nicely shot. But that's about it. I was basically looking at my watch the whole time, maybe that's because my watch was a lot prettier than the CGI...

14. Rocky V (1990)

PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Sport

55 Metascore

Reluctantly retired from boxing, and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him, as the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy.

Director: John G. Avildsen | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Sage Stallone

Votes: 106,304 | Gross: $40.95M

Rocky = Amazing Rocky 2 = Epic, but not that good... Rocky 3 = A piece of *beep* but funny Rocky 4 = Best comedy ever made. This movie = Is THIS a Rocky movie?

15. The Mummy Returns (2001)

PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

48 Metascore

The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror.

Director: Stephen Sommers | Stars: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo

Votes: 270,720 | Gross: $202.02M

The first film isn't good either, but at least it was entertaining, this is just horribly in every way.

16. The Reef (2010)

R | 94 min | Horror, Thriller

A great white shark hunts the crew of a capsized sailboat along the Great Barrier Reef.

Director: Andrew Traucki | Stars: Damian Walshe-Howling, Gyton Grantley, Adrienne Pickering, Zoe Naylor

Votes: 13,960

This has nothing good about it. Same old characters, same old story and same old plot holes. It's a boring film and it is marketed as a horror film, but I think Scary Movie is more horrifying than this crap.

17. Rambo III (1988)

R | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

36 Metascore

Rambo mounts a one man mission to rescue his friend Colonel Trautman from the clutches of the formidable invading Soviet forces in Afghanistan.

Director: Peter MacDonald | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Marc de Jonge, Kurtwood Smith

Votes: 102,550 | Gross: $53.72M

Okay, this is one of the most funniest films ever! But it takes it self so seriously, it silly and stupid..

18. Psycho (1998)

R | 105 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

47 Metascore

A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own.

Director: Gus Van Sant | Stars: Vince Vaughn, Anne Heche, Julianne Moore, Viggo Mortensen

Votes: 40,740 | Gross: $21.46M

I laughed my balls off... Horrible performances and doesnt make any sense. The original is a classic and arguably the most knowed film ever. Did you have to re-make it? And if you did why scene-by-scene? I can just watch the original, whicj has soe talent... And why cast the *beep* actor like Vince Vaugh?

Absolut *beep*

19. Knight and Day (2010)

PG-13 | 109 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

46 Metascore

A young woman gets mixed up with a disgraced spy who is trying to clear his name.

Director: James Mangold | Stars: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard, Jordi Mollà

Votes: 161,379 | Gross: $76.42M

Horrible, millions of plot holes, old story not done well, Cruise sucks, Diaz suck and their chemestry suck = This movie sucks

20. Aliens vs. Avatars (2011)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Six college friends find themselves caught up in a cat and mouse hunt with a race of creatures who possess the ability to transform into anything from which it has consumed DNA.

Director: Lewis Schoenbrun | Stars: Jason Lockhart, Kim Argetsinger, Cassie Fliegel, Dylan Vox

Votes: 1,492

Let me start by saying, I enjoy Asylum film. They'r just so damn idiotic, but entertaining, that how can I not enjoy them. They'r not even slightly good, but at least they will make you laugh, even if it was unintentional. Aliens vs. Avatars, is the most boring, uninventive and stupid one. This made Nazis at The Center of Earth look good! I'm not going to ramble on how bad the effects were, how the budget was like 1 dollar, the acting is sh*t, dialog is crap, they had no sets (they shot in a fcking forest), how the Alien is in no way connected with the popular movie series Alien, Avatars have ships now(?), also they have horribly green-screen technology and the never-ending plot-holes. Those weren't the problems, the problem was this was BORING! I'm sad to say that but it was, very, very dull. The first 15 minutes are quite fun, since it's so stupid, but after that it gets exhausting as hell. The only entertaining parts after that was the incredibly fight scenes (sarcasm, though hilarious fight scenes). Trash the movie all you want for it's technical issues and plot-holes, but to me the dullness of this ruined it.

21. Frogs (1972)

PG | 91 min | Horror, Mystery, Romance

A group of hapless victims celebrate a birthday on an island estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles.

Director: George McCowan | Stars: Ray Milland, Sam Elliott, Joan Van Ark, Adam Roarke

Votes: 4,956

Frogs has some hilarious campy 70's cheese moments for sure. And I adore the soundtrack to this, it's like the composer was just throwing *beep* in the kitchen or whatever, it's wonderful. In this suspensful scene all you hear is somebody throwing plates and using cooking pots as drums. Bad acting from good actors, the premise is laughable, the excution is dumb, has no suspense what so ever and was pretty damn boring.

22. Gangster Squad (2013)

R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Drama

40 Metascore

It's 1949 Los Angeles, the city is run by gangsters and a malicious mobster, Mickey Cohen. Determined to end the corruption, John O'Mara assembles a team of cops, ready to take down the ruthless leader and restore peace to the city.

Director: Ruben Fleischer | Stars: Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Giovanni Ribisi

Votes: 188,415 | Gross: $46.00M

I was really pumped up for this movie. Not because I expected it to be "good" film, even though the cast was brilliant, I wanted to see something so fcking campy and horrible the posters promised. But instead I got something so bland, boring, over-the-top, generic, disapointing and full of bad CGI that I'm not going to rant about this longer. It sucks so bad it's not even worth to watch for the camp value.

23. Unearthed (2007)

R | 93 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

An unknown creature terrorizes an archeological dig in the middle of a desolate New Mexico town.

Director: Matthew Leutwyler | Stars: Emmanuelle Vaugier, Luke Goss, Beau Garrett, Deborah Offner

Votes: 3,357

Everything that Dark Label has made is sh*t. If you don't know what Dark Label is I assume it's production company. Anything that has their name on it, is horrible. And this is... just wow.

24. Mr. Nanny (1993)

PG | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Family

A former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.

Director: Michael Gottlieb | Stars: Hulk Hogan, Sherman Hemsley, Afa Anoai, Ed Leslie

Votes: 8,077 | Gross: $4.25M

25. The Ringer (2005)

PG-13 | 94 min | Comedy, Sport

46 Metascore

A young guy's only option to erase a really bad debt is to rig the Special Olympics by posing as a contestant.

Director: Barry W. Blaustein | Stars: Johnny Knoxville, Katherine Heigl, Brian Cox, Jed Rees

Votes: 32,764 | Gross: $35.42M

This movie is just so disgustingle unpleasent that I hate it. I don't think you should put mentally or physically handicapped people in movies. BEFORE you start saying I'm a monster who doesn't care about cripples, listen to me. There's two ways you can put mentally or physically chanlenged people on film, the Forest Gump way (where you put them as heroes and constantly remind us that he or she is handicapped) or The Ringers way (where you basically mock them, humilate them and make fun their handicaps). Both ways suck. Not only is this film incredibly insulting to humanity, it's also SO predictable and just LAZY. I know I'm using the word "lazy" too much, but it's true! Basic premise, the guy falls in love girl, girl has a douchebad boyfriend, douchebad boyfriend does something stupid, the guy reveals a secret, girl gets mad, blah, blah and a happy ending. Insulting, lazy, bad, and I even kinda like Johnny Knoxville.

26. Paint Your Wagon (1969)

PG-13 | 158 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical

Two unlikely prospector partners share the same wife in a California gold rush mining town.

Director: Joshua Logan | Stars: Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, Jean Seberg, Harve Presnell

Votes: 10,321 | Gross: $31.68M

Well, I'm a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, who isn't. I heard about this movie when I was about 10, of course I didn't know this was a movie, since I saw this as a Simpsons joke. In the Simpsons there's a episode where Bart and Homer rent this film because it has Eastwood and Marvin and mistake it as a bloody western. Then they realize it's a musical. When your 10 and Eastwood is your hero and you don't have the greatest knowladge of films, you would think it's a satirical Simpsons joke. But no... It's a real movie..? I couldn't watch it to the end, I got about half in then me and my friend just gave up. It was SO exhaustingly bad. My main question is, why did Eastwood (or Marvin) even think this is a good idea? When people say that The Wild Bunch or Once Upon a Time In The West is about the end of the romantic western, but this is the film that shot that genre to it's heart and killed it.

27. Mr. Woodcock (2007)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport

41 Metascore

Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made middle school hell for generations of students.

Director: Craig Gillespie | Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Seann William Scott, Susan Sarandon, Amy Poehler

Votes: 32,721 | Gross: $25.63M

One joke film (the joke is male genetalia) and it's not funny.

28. Disaster Movie (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy

15 Metascore

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter

Votes: 79,536 | Gross: $14.19M

29. Collateral Damage (2002)

R | 108 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

33 Metascore

After his family is killed by a terrorist act, a firefighter goes in search of the one responsible.

Director: Andrew Davis | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Leguizamo, Francesca Neri, Elias Koteas

Votes: 66,007 | Gross: $40.08M

You know, I was thinking where is the Schwarzanegger movies on this list and then I rememberd that I fcking love the guy! All of his, expect this one, are o entertaining and fun (bad, but fun) that how can't love his movies!? But this is just so mind-blowingly dull! No action in the first hour, just some fcking family drama *beep* I gave up in 1 hour and 20 minutes, it was just so boring.

30. Deep Blue Sea (1999)

R | 105 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

54 Metascore

Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.

Director: Renny Harlin | Stars: Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Jacqueline McKenzie

Votes: 109,214 | Gross: $73.65M

I'm from Finland, I'm not proud of it, but I guess I'm not ashamed. Only good director that has ever came out from Finland is Aki Kaurismäki. And really, his film aren't really "Finnish", they'r more like French new wave films, that were made in Finland. Anyway, this piece of *beep* was directed by a Finn. Out of all the HORRIBLE Finnish directors that we have (if your not from Finland, I assume you don't know many, but I assure you, we don't have good directors), Harlin is no doubt the most annoying and retarded. Yet, he's the most commercially succesfull director of our nation.

Deep Blue Sea has nothing to offer. It's a lazy script, full of good/decent actors in bad roles, horrible direction, bad effects and it basically is a rip-off of, like, Jaws 3. It's a bad film, but what really gets to me is how lazy it is. Also, WHY THE *beep* WOULD YOU WATCH THIS???!!! If you want to see a shark film, watch Jaws! Trust me, as a fierce hater of Spielberg's movies, Jaws is an excellent film. If your a fan of shark films and you want to see this, just re-watch Jaws again, okay?

31. Mirrors (I) (2008)

R | 110 min | Horror, Mystery

35 Metascore

An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home.

Director: Alexandre Aja | Stars: Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton, Amy Smart, Cameron Boyce

Votes: 93,542 | Gross: $30.69M

Not scary, silly as hell, bad script, bad acting, bad direction, bland as hell, plenty of plot holes and sh*tty cinematography.

32. American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005 Video)

R | 87 min | Comedy, Music

Matt Stifler wants to be just like his big bro, making porn movies and having a good time in college. After sabotaging the school band, he gets sent to band camp where he really doesn't like it at first but then learns how to deal with the bandeez.

Director: Steve Rash | Stars: Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrink, Arielle Kebbel, Jason Earles

Votes: 60,257

Ugh.... So insulting. All of the American Pie sequals are completely and utter sh!t. The first one isn't great or even good, but it's okay at least. Even though all the seqauls are extremely horrible, this one is probably the worst.

33. Pet Sematary (1989)

R | 103 min | Horror, Thriller

38 Metascore

Behind a young family's home in Maine is a terrible secret that holds the power of life after death. When tragedy strikes, the threat of that power soon becomes undeniable.

Director: Mary Lambert | Stars: Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby, Fred Gwynne, Brad Greenquist

Votes: 73,235 | Gross: $57.47M

34. The Enforcer (1976)

R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organization made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with.

Director: James Fargo | Stars: Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly, Harry Guardino, Bradford Dillman

Votes: 35,654 | Gross: $46.20M

I'm a fan of the Dirty Harry series. Hell, I even have the huge boxset that has all the 5 film (2 of which are good), a fake Harry Callahan badge, post-cards of the films, production notes and a photo booklet. I love the first one, it's one of my favorites movies from my childhood (I wrote a little thing about it on my top 100 favorite movies list) and the second one is pretty good film. This, however, is IMO the worst in the series. It's a concept movie, but it's a over-used, frequently seen in sit-coms and bad buddy-cop movies, concept that brings nothing new on the all ready boring concept. It's unfocused as hell, it has bad one liners and it felt that the director didn't care. I saw no effort in this movie. The woman that plays the woman cop is basically the best part about this movie, and she's not very good really. Over-the-top villains (but then again, so is in every other DH film) and just really not threatning ones as well.

I absolutely HATE this film. I hate it more than Dead Pool.

35. Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

PG | 118 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

47 Metascore

A teenager discovers he's the descendant of a Greek god and sets out on an adventure to settle an on-going battle between the gods.

Director: Chris Columbus | Stars: Logan Lerman, Kevin McKidd, Steve Coogan, Brandon T. Jackson

Votes: 156,700 | Gross: $88.76M

I loved the book when I was younger and I still have a some nostalgia for it, I didn't read the seqauls, because... I don't know. I hated the film back then and I do know. There's alot to complain but my main problem is they left the greatest part about the book! The part where the the sheep (or some kind of animal anyway) drives them to Las Vegas in a truck! Or was that in the book or was I just stoned..?

36. My Wife and Kids (2001–2005)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Family

Michael Kyle longs for a traditional life, but his day-trader wife Janet, gangsta rap-worshipping son Michael Jr., and brooding daughters Claire and Kady make his dream just that ... a dream.

Stars: Damon Wayans, Tisha Campbell-Martin, George Gore II, Parker McKenna Posey

Votes: 22,954

I know this is a tv series, but this just deserves to be here. It is just so damn, damn horrible! The humor is SO bad!!! Also main character is a horrible actor and the rest of them are just as bad as him. I haven't seen a full episode of this, because it's so bad. But I have seen enough. Consider this as an honorable mention..

37. The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

PG-13 | 88 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

35 Metascore

As Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan.

Director: Ed Gass-Donnelly | Stars: Ashley Bell, Julia Garner, Spencer Treat Clark, David Jensen

Votes: 14,556 | Gross: $15.18M

Are you really suprised? Complete rubbish, but the lead actress gives a pretty nuanced and a decent performance. I wrote a review of this so, if you want to read me trashing this movie, go find the review.