The Best, Worst Films Yet!by JeremysMovies | created - 23 Jun 2012 | updated - 26 Jul 2012 | Public
These are movies... that sucked. That I rated 1/10, cause they are so horrible, I feel like I just got *beep* :O
NOTE: Not finished.
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1. Nukie (1987)
PG | 95 min | Family, Sci-Fi
An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government.
Nukie is bad. Really really really *beep* bad!!!
2. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Not Rated | 70 min | Horror
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a funny and stupid movie! PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Cheap, bad, campy and stupid movie that shouldn't exist. e-e
4. Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006 Video)
G | 50 min | Animation, Family
Walter Pembroke III is a pampered pig who enjoys free food, a posh pen, and a flattering entry in the exclusive Barnyard Social Registry. Walt's best friend is Tiffany, a tough-talking ... See full summary »
Deserves a spot at Bottom 100.
5. Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
R | 84 min | Drama, Horror, Romance
A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort.
Why the *beep* do the Piranhas fly like *beep* birds?! Theyre FISH. FISH. >:(
6. The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
97 min | Adventure, Family, Musical
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.
George Lucas must be rollin in his grave!
7. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.
Deserved to be in Bottom 100.
8. A Troll in Central Park (1994)
G | 76 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
An evil witch banishes a flower loving troll named Stanley, to New York City, where he befriends two young children.
Votes: 5,256 | Gross: $0.07M
HOW THIS *beep* NOT HAVE A LOW RATING??? >:U
9. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.
Votes: 378,517 | Gross: $191.47M
10. Titanic - La leggenda continua (2000)
Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.
11. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.
Votes: 6,645 | Gross: $1.58M
12. Tentacolino (2004)
G | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
In search of the Titanic, a group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic.
What the *beep* *beep* does ATLANTIS have something to do with the titanic that sank a hundered years ago?
13. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
Unrated | 54 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast.
You call that a beast? It *beep* looks like the swamp creature! They didnt even try. -_-
14. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
PG | 84 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.
I enjoyed watching the episode of MST.
16. Bio-Dome (1996)
PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.
Votes: 23,586 | Gross: $26.76M
ANNOYING AND NOT FUNNY
17. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Not Rated | 79 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Evil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" in action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living, our lives are in danger.
19. Hobgoblins (1988)
R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.
Best cover, worst movie ever.
20. Robot Monster (1953)
Approved | 66 min | Sci-Fi
The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter.
Votes: 3,969 | Gross: $1.00M
aka (The Ape with a diving helmet that killed the entire world except for this family that survived)
21. Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966 TV Movie)
Unrated | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Deep in the rural swamps of Texas the mad Dr. Simond Trent is conducting experiments on the local swamp people in an attempt to discover the secret of evolution. When a party of oil ... See full summary »
Oh look! A old, fogettable 60s movie that sucks! It's cheesy and campy and a forgettable movie you would enjoy. NOT.
22. Jack Frost (1997 Video)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed
I dont know whut to say... e_e
23. Santa with Muscles (1996)
PG | 97 min | Comedy
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
Votes: 8,221 | Gross: $0.22M
I feel bad for Hulk Hogan... :(
24. Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)
Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Crime, Family
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv... See full summary »
Home alone was funny! This is just awful! X(
25. Batman & Robin (1997)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.
Votes: 210,058 | Gross: $107.33M
The biggest insult to all Batman fans :( and this was directed by Joel, director of The Lost Boys. I LOVED that movie! Why did this *beep* exist!
26. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
PG | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan.
Votes: 27,663 | Gross: $42.66M
27. La leggenda del Titanic (1999)
G | 84 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.
How is this a sequel to the 2000 movie? This is 1999. This was made BEFORE the Legend goes on movie. And it SUCKS! DONKEY BALLS!
28. Ratatoing (2007 Video)
Not Rated | 44 min | Animation, Short
Marcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best.
The first, unoriginal, stupidest, retarded, horrible, *beep* awful rip off that Video Brinquedo created and I SUFFERED through it! IT IS A RIP OFF OF RATOTULLIE AND I ENJOYED THAT *beep* SOMETIMES BRINQUEDO CAN SUCK MY BALLS
29. Ricky 1 (1988)
R | 90 min | Comedy, Sport
In this parody of the Rocky films, Ricky Wanero is a male gigolo and stripper who sets out to beat "The Champ" in the boxing ring.
30. The Magic Voyage (1992)
G | 82 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
Christopher Columbus decides to go on a journey to prove that the Earth is not flat. His companion is a smart wood worm who's on a quest of his own: to save a beautiful fairy princess from the evil lord Swarm and his insect army.
FEATURING PEOPLE THAT DO NOT SHUT THE *beep* UP AND IS INSULTING COLUMBUS
31. Gigli (2003)
R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance
Larry Gigli is assigned by a crime boss to kidnap the brother of a prominent district attorney. A beautiful woman known only as Ricki is sent to stay with him to make sure he doesn't mess up the job.
Votes: 43,734 | Gross: $6.07M
Nobody likes this movie
32. Titanic II (2010 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's ... See full summary »
the director of paranormal entity
33. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
PG | 90 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A young man is transformed into a hideous "moon beast" due to a meteor fragment lodged in his body.
*beep* movie I saw, the TFs were *beep*
34. Bentornato Pinocchio (2007)
G | 91 min | Animation
Pinocchio is now a young lad and has been staying out of trouble in fear of being turned back into a piece of wood. Pinocchio gets off track and is manipulated into stealing. Watch how ... See full summary »
THIS MOVIE WAS MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CREATED TENTACOLINO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
35. LOL (2012)
PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her.
Votes: 49,814 | Gross: $0.05M
Miley Cyrus can suck my balls
36. House of the Dead (2003)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
Votes: 33,969 | Gross: $10.25M
Uwe Boll, YYY!
37. Zeiten ändern Dich (2010)
94 min | Biography, Drama, Music
The life story of German gangsta rapper, Bushido.
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38. The Smokers (2000)
R | 96 min | Thriller
Three rebellious teenage girls decide to even the score in the battle of the sexes.
thats a middle finger up its ass
39. Santa Claus (1959)
Unrated | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas.
THIS MOVIE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN
40. Survival Island (2002)
R | 85 min | Horror, Thriller
Teens trapped on an island are haunted by a demon hidden inside...a pinata.
... I died at 4 minutes