The Best, Worst Films Yet!

by JeremysMovies | created - 23 Jun 2012 | updated - 26 Jul 2012 | Public

These are movies... that sucked. That I rated 1/10, cause they are so horrible, I feel like I just got *beep* :O

NOTE: Not finished.

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1. Nukie (1987)

PG | 95 min | Family, Sci-Fi

An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government.

Directors: Sias Odendaal, Michael Pakleppa | Stars: Glynis Johns, Steve Railsback, Ronald France, Siphiwe Mlangeni

Votes: 1,013

Nukie is bad. Really really really *beep* bad!!!

2. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Not Rated | 70 min | Horror

A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.

Director: Harold P. Warren | Stars: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Diane Adelson, Harold P. Warren

Votes: 32,800

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a funny and stupid movie! PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller

A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren, Janae Caster

Votes: 17,954

Cheap, bad, campy and stupid movie that shouldn't exist. e-e

4. Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006 Video)

G | 50 min | Animation, Family

Walter Pembroke III is a pampered pig who enjoys free food, a posh pen, and a flattering entry in the exclusive Barnyard Social Registry. Walt's best friend is Tiffany, a tough-talking ... See full summary »

Director: Michael Schelp | Stars: Larry Robinson, Corinne Orr, Peter Fernandez, Denise Finelli

Votes: 244

Deserves a spot at Bottom 100.

5. Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)

R | 84 min | Drama, Horror, Romance

15 Metascore

A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort.

Directors: James Cameron, Ovidio G. Assonitis, Miller Drake | Stars: Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk, Lance Henriksen, Ricky Paull Goldin

Votes: 6,552

Why the *beep* do the Piranhas fly like *beep* birds?! Theyre FISH. FISH. >:(

6. The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)

97 min | Adventure, Family, Musical

Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.

Directors: Steve Binder, David Acomba | Stars: Mickey Morton, Patty Maloney, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford

Votes: 10,819

George Lucas must be rollin in his grave!

7. Troll 2 (1990)

PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.

Director: Claudio Fragasso | Stars: Michael Paul Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie Young

Votes: 27,573

Deserved to be in Bottom 100.

8. A Troll in Central Park (1994)

G | 76 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

An evil witch banishes a flower loving troll named Stanley, to New York City, where he befriends two young children.

Directors: Don Bluth, Gary Goldman | Stars: Dom DeLuise, Cloris Leachman, Charles Nelson Reilly, Jonathan Pryce

Votes: 5,256 | Gross: $0.07M

HOW THIS *beep* NOT HAVE A LOW RATING??? >:U

9. Twilight (I) (2008)

PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance

56 Metascore

A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.

Director: Catherine Hardwicke | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke

Votes: 378,517 | Gross: $191.47M

same here

10. Titanic - La leggenda continua (2000)

Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy

A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.

Director: Camillo Teti | Stars: Lisa Russo, Mark Thompson-Ashworth, Gisella Mathews, Silva Belton

Votes: 8,743

11. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.

Director: Rod Amateau | Stars: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro, Katie Barberi

Votes: 6,645 | Gross: $1.58M

12. Tentacolino (2004)

G | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

In search of the Titanic, a group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic.

Director: Kim J. Ok | Stars: Jane Alexander, Rodolfo Bianchi, Fabio Boccanera, Paolo Buglioni

Votes: 1,496

What the *beep* *beep* does ATLANTIS have something to do with the titanic that sank a hundered years ago?

13. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

Unrated | 54 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast.

Director: Coleman Francis | Stars: Douglas Mellor, Barbara Francis, Bing Stafford, Larry Aten

Votes: 6,927

You call that a beast? It *beep* looks like the swamp creature! They didnt even try. -_-

14. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

PG | 84 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.

Director: Bill Rebane | Stars: Steve Brodie, Barbara Hale, Robert Easton, Leslie Parrish

Votes: 3,096

I enjoyed watching the episode of MST.

15. Trog (1970)

GP | 93 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A sympathetic anthropologist uses drugs and surgery to try to communicate with a primitive troglodyte who is found living in a local cave.

Director: Freddie Francis | Stars: Joan Crawford, Michael Gough, Bernard Kay, Kim Braden

Votes: 1,856

16. Bio-Dome (1996)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy

1 Metascore

Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.

Director: Jason Bloom | Stars: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton, Denise Dowse

Votes: 23,586 | Gross: $26.76M

ANNOYING AND NOT FUNNY

17. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Not Rated | 79 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Evil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" in action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living, our lives are in danger.

Director: Edward D. Wood Jr. | Stars: Gregory Walcott, Tom Keene, Mona McKinnon, Duke Moore

Votes: 32,568

18. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)

Approved | 78 min | Horror, Musical

Sea creatures created from radioactive sludge terrorize a beach community.

Director: Del Tenney | Stars: John Scott, Alice Lyon, Allan Laurel, Eulabelle Moore

Votes: 2,318

19. Hobgoblins (1988)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Director: Rick Sloane | Stars: Tom Bartlett, Paige Sullivan, Steven Boggs, Kelley Palmer

Votes: 9,164

Best cover, worst movie ever.

20. Robot Monster (1953)

Approved | 66 min | Sci-Fi

The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter.

Director: Phil Tucker | Stars: George Nader, Gregory Moffett, Claudia Barrett, Selena Royle

Votes: 3,969 | Gross: $1.00M

aka (The Ape with a diving helmet that killed the entire world except for this family that survived)

21. Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966 TV Movie)

Unrated | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Deep in the rural swamps of Texas the mad Dr. Simond Trent is conducting experiments on the local swamp people in an attempt to discover the secret of evolution. When a party of oil ... See full summary »

Director: Larry Buchanan | Stars: John Agar, Francine York, Jeff Alexander, Shirley McLine

Votes: 559

Oh look! A old, fogettable 60s movie that sucks! It's cheesy and campy and a forgettable movie you would enjoy. NOT.

22. Jack Frost (1997 Video)

R | 89 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed

Director: Michael Cooney | Stars: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel, F. William Parker

Votes: 6,615

I dont know whut to say... e_e

23. Santa with Muscles (1996)

PG | 97 min | Comedy

An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

Director: John Murlowski | Stars: Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Robin Curtis, Garrett Morris

Votes: 8,221 | Gross: $0.22M

I feel bad for Hulk Hogan... :(

24. Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Crime, Family

Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv... See full summary »

Director: Rod Daniel | Stars: French Stewart, Erick Avari, Barbara Babcock, Jason Beghe

Votes: 28,226

Home alone was funny! This is just awful! X(

25. Batman & Robin (1997)

PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi

28 Metascore

Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.

Director: Joel Schumacher | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman

Votes: 210,058 | Gross: $107.33M

The biggest insult to all Batman fans :( and this was directed by Joel, director of The Lost Boys. I LOVED that movie! Why did this *beep* exist!

26. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

PG | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

40 Metascore

The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan.

Director: Stuart Gillard | Stars: Elias Koteas, Paige Turco, Stuart Wilson, Sab Shimono

Votes: 27,663 | Gross: $42.66M

*beep*

27. La leggenda del Titanic (1999)

G | 84 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy

A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.

Directors: Orlando Corradi, Kim J. Ok | Stars: Gregory Snegoff, Francis Pardeilhan, Jane Alexander, Anna Mazzotti

Votes: 3,151

How is this a sequel to the 2000 movie? This is 1999. This was made BEFORE the Legend goes on movie. And it SUCKS! DONKEY BALLS!

28. Ratatoing (2007 Video)

Not Rated | 44 min | Animation, Short

Marcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best.

Director: Michelle Gabriel | Stars: Douglas Guedes, Elisa Vilon, Sidney Ross, Cleber Martins

Votes: 869

The first, unoriginal, stupidest, retarded, horrible, *beep* awful rip off that Video Brinquedo created and I SUFFERED through it! IT IS A RIP OFF OF RATOTULLIE AND I ENJOYED THAT *beep* SOMETIMES BRINQUEDO CAN SUCK MY BALLS

29. Ricky 1 (1988)

R | 90 min | Comedy, Sport

In this parody of the Rocky films, Ricky Wanero is a male gigolo and stripper who sets out to beat "The Champ" in the boxing ring.

Director: William T. Naud | Stars: Michael Michaud, Maggie Hughes, Hawthorne James, Lane Montano

Votes: 669

NOT FUNNY.

30. The Magic Voyage (1992)

G | 82 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

Christopher Columbus decides to go on a journey to prove that the Earth is not flat. His companion is a smart wood worm who's on a quest of his own: to save a beautiful fairy princess from the evil lord Swarm and his insect army.

Director: Michael Schoemann | Stars: Corey Feldman, Irene Cara, Dom DeLuise, Dan Haggerty

Votes: 718

FEATURING PEOPLE THAT DO NOT SHUT THE *beep* UP AND IS INSULTING COLUMBUS

31. Gigli (2003)

R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance

18 Metascore

Larry Gigli is assigned by a crime boss to kidnap the brother of a prominent district attorney. A beautiful woman known only as Ricki is sent to stay with him to make sure he doesn't mess up the job.

Director: Martin Brest | Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Terry Camilleri

Votes: 43,734 | Gross: $6.07M

Nobody likes this movie

32. Titanic II (2010 Video)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's ... See full summary »

Director: Shane Van Dyke | Stars: Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns

Votes: 9,603

the director of paranormal entity

33. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

PG | 90 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A young man is transformed into a hideous "moon beast" due to a meteor fragment lodged in his body.

Director: Richard Ashe | Stars: Chase Cordell, Leigh Drake, Gregorio Sala, Patrick Wright

Votes: 3,158

*beep* movie I saw, the TFs were *beep*

34. Bentornato Pinocchio (2007)

G | 91 min | Animation

Pinocchio is now a young lad and has been staying out of trouble in fear of being turned back into a piece of wood. Pinocchio gets off track and is manipulated into stealing. Watch how ... See full summary »

Director: Orlando Corradi | Stars: Vittorio Amandola, Oreste Baldini, Alessandro Ballico, Federico Bebi

Votes: 25

THIS MOVIE WAS MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CREATED TENTACOLINO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

35. LOL (2012)

PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her.

Director: Lisa Azuelos | Stars: Miley Cyrus, Douglas Booth, Ashley Greene, Demi Moore

Votes: 49,814 | Gross: $0.05M

Miley Cyrus can suck my balls

36. House of the Dead (2003)

R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

15 Metascore

A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer

Votes: 33,969 | Gross: $10.25M

Uwe Boll, YYY!

37. Zeiten ändern Dich (2010)

94 min | Biography, Drama, Music

The life story of German gangsta rapper, Bushido.

Director: Uli Edel | Stars: Bushido, Moritz Bleibtreu, Reza Brojerdi, Karoline Schuch

Votes: 4,824

  • 3 -

38. The Smokers (2000)

R | 96 min | Thriller

Three rebellious teenage girls decide to even the score in the battle of the sexes.

Director: Kat Slater | Stars: Dominique Swain, Busy Philipps, Keri Lynn Pratt, Nick Loeb

Votes: 2,538

thats a middle finger up its ass

39. Santa Claus (1959)

Unrated | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy

With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas.

Director: René Cardona | Stars: José Elías Moreno, Cesáreo Quezadas 'Pulgarcito', José Luis Aguirre 'Trotsky', Armando Arriola

Votes: 4,118

THIS MOVIE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN

40. Survival Island (2002)

R | 85 min | Horror, Thriller

Teens trapped on an island are haunted by a demon hidden inside...a pinata.

Directors: David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand | Stars: Nicholas Brendon, Jaime Pressly, Eugene Byrd, Casey Fallo

Votes: 3,775

... I died at 4 minutes

41. Microwave Massacre (1983)

Not Rated | 76 min | Comedy, Horror

Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite.

Director: Wayne Berwick | Stars: Jackie Vernon, Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Marla Simon

Votes: 1,544



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