The Movies I've Seen(Ongoing) w/reviewsby ferrero_jordan | created - 18 Sep 2012 | updated - 03 Oct 2014 | Public
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1/10= absolutely terrible 2/10= not the worst movie ever, but still completely awful 3/10= pretty horrible 4/10= below average 5/10= undecided/ I could go either way on this one 6/10= decent/ mediocre 7/10= a solid film 8/10= a really good film 9/10= almost perfection 10/10 FANTASTICALLY PERFECT TO ME!
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1. The Expendables (2010)
R | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.
Votes: 299,337 | Gross: $103.07M
Sylvester Stallone has brought back the "old-style" action flick we so dearly loved in the 80's and 90's and brought it back with a bang. It's so great to see all of these guys together in one bad ass outing of shooting bad guys and blowing $@%& up!
2. The Expendables 2 (2012)
R | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.
Votes: 270,537 | Gross: $85.02M
Surpasses its predecessor in every area. Bringing back more heroes and some great cheesy one-liners, and a few familiar ones too.
3. The Expendables 3 (2014)
PG-13 | 126 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.
Votes: 149,996 | Gross: $39.32M
4. The Wave (2008)
Not Rated | 107 min | Drama, Thriller
A high school teacher's experiment to demonstrate to his students what life is like under a dictatorship spins horribly out of control when he forms a social unit with a life of its own.
A, at times, unbelievable plot but done so very well and it gets its powerful message across.
5. Brick (2005)
R | 110 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A teenage loner pushes his way into the underworld of a high school crime ring to investigate the disappearance of his ex-girlfriend.
Votes: 92,704 | Gross: $2.06M
A well-acted Noir style mystery with a good cast and with fast-talking confusing dialog. The direction was fantastic however felt the film was nothing special all in all.
6. Silent Trigger (1996)
R | 93 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
Waxman is a former Special Forces soldier who is now working as a heavily armed assassin for a top secret government agency. When a covert mission goes terribly wrong, Waxman and fellow assassin Clegg become that agency's prime targets.
The best you can get out of Dolph acting wise. The action is great and the plot was solid. I really enjoyed this guilty pleasure.
7. The Fat Boy Chronicles (2010)
Not Rated | 78 min | Drama
Jimmy Winterpock at age fourteen is 5'5 and weighs 188 pounds. Outside the comfort of his family and church, life for Jimmy is a constant struggle. The cruel taunts of his classmates make ... See full summary »
The acting is comparable to a public service announcement or an infomercial. The direction looks like a Nickelodeon TV movie. The film has some dark issues that would have made the film better if the acting and all around feel of the movie was believable. Its so bad that you can't take it seriously.
8. I Melt with You (2011)
R | 129 min | Drama
When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion, things start to spiral out of control, and a pact they made as young men is revisited.
Votes: 5,473 | Gross: $0.00M
One of those rare films thats so powerful that it sticks with you long after watching it. The entire cast is perfect with career performances from Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Piven. Bottom line you will either love it or hate. There is no in between.
9. Arbitrage (2012)
R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller
A troubled hedge fund magnate desperate to complete the sale of his trading empire makes an error that forces him to turn to an unlikely person for help.
Votes: 45,766 | Gross: $7.92M
It's good i guess, if your into that kind of story. Gere gives a great performance as does Tim Roth but the movie felt dull to me and may be hard to grasp for some.
10. Dredd (2012)
R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.
Votes: 228,107 | Gross: $13.41M
Better than Stallone's Verion from the 90's. Ultraviolent and visually beautiful. Dredd has a fast-paced plot with some all-around good fun. reminds me alot of The Raid: Redemption.
11. The Raid: Redemption (2011)
R | 101 min | Action, Thriller
A S.W.A.T. team becomes trapped in a tenement run by a ruthless mobster and his army of killers and thugs.
Votes: 168,771 | Gross: $4.11M
If you love non-stop action and graphic violence, and martial arts and don't mind reading subtitles with a simple plot, then you will love this film.
12. The Raid 2 (2014)
R | 150 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Only a short time after the first raid, Rama goes undercover with the thugs of Jakarta and plans to bring down the syndicate and uncover the corruption within his police force.
Votes: 99,728 | Gross: $2.63M
13. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
R | 95 min | Comedy, Horror
Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.
Votes: 322,955 | Gross: $42.07M
Great Concept told in a hilarious way. If youve seen older cult classic horror films such as (Evil Dead, Hellraiser,etc) you will appreciate The Cabin in the Woods more.
14. Total Recall (1990)
R | 113 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
When a man goes for virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or does he?
Votes: 269,206 | Gross: $119.39M
Arguably Arnold's best film.
15. Total Recall (I) (2012)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery
A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Recall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.
Votes: 222,648 | Gross: $58.88M
Although the majority wouldn't agree with me, the 2012 remake is up to par with the Schwarzenegger classic.
16. Code of Silence (1985)
R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A Chicago cop is caught in a middle of a gang war while his own comrades shun him because he wants to take an irresponsible cop down.
Votes: 5,790 | Gross: $20.35M
Chuck in a role that you can take a little more serious than usual. Wasn't bad. I'll stick to Lethal Weapon though.
17. The Good Guy (2009)
R | 90 min | Comedy, Romance
Calm and quiet Daniel starts on Wall Street. His womanizing colleague, Tommy, encourages him to meet women. He unknowingly meets Tommy's girlfriend, Beth, and ends up in her 5 women book club. Will he find the woman?
Votes: 8,569 | Gross: $0.10M
Bad acting with an unpredictable turnout that is kinda dull actually. It's very...... Meh.
18. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Bella Swan, a high school student suffering from social anxiety, falls in love with the school playboy who happens to be a creature from the night.
Votes: 379,995 | Gross: $191.47M
Horrible in every aspect. But i got suckered into the story line. Grrrrrr.
19. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
PG-13 | 130 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black.
Votes: 240,950 | Gross: $296.62M
20. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
PG-13 | 124 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.
Votes: 204,110 | Gross: $300.53M
21. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
PG-13 | 117 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.
Votes: 201,101 | Gross: $281.29M
It's Twilight, yea its no where near good, but on an entertainment scale this one was the best. Kinda like saying its the smartest handicapped person.
22. Welcome to the Rileys (2010)
R | 110 min | Drama
On a business trip to New Orleans, a damaged man seeks salvation by caring for a wayward young woman.
Votes: 21,689 | Gross: $0.15M
A well-acted dark, and grungy film about loss, forgiveness, hope, and love. A very, surprisingly, strong and believable performance by Kristen Stewart.
23. Detachment (2011)
Not Rated | 98 min | Drama
A substitute teacher who drifts from classroom to classroom finds a connection to the students and teachers during his latest assignment.
Votes: 66,854 | Gross: $0.07M
An excellent performance from Adrien Brody, as usual, in this darkly depressing tale about how scary certain aspects of depression can be. Although parts felt too unrealistic at times, the film was still moving and thought-provoking.
24. Brotherhood (I) (2010)
R | 76 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
Adam Buckley finds himself in the middle of a convenience store robbery during his last night as a pledge for a college fraternity. When the initiation ritual goes horribly wrong, and every... See full summary »
very fast-paced little movie that keeps you on edge and doesnt disappoint
25. A Scanner Darkly (2006)
R | 100 min | Animation, Crime, Drama
An undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result.
Votes: 97,780 | Gross: $5.50M
Mind-bending, haunting, and original. Great performances from Robert Downey JR, and Rory Cochrane. Another great sci-fi classic from Phillip K. Dick
26. Looper (2012)
R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Drama
In 2074, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent into the past, where a hired gun awaits - someone like Joe - who one day learns the mob wants to 'close the loop' by sending back Joe's future self for assassination.
Votes: 483,701 | Gross: $66.49M
Where do I even begin with this amazing masterpiece. Just watch it for yourself and you'll see. Films like Looper are extremely rare these days. Arguably my favorite movie.
27. The Terminator (1984)
R | 107 min | Action, Sci-Fi
A seemingly indestructible android is sent from 2029 to 1984 to assassinate a waitress, whose unborn son will lead humanity in a war against the machines, while a soldier from that war is sent to protect her at all costs.
Votes: 699,062 | Gross: $38.40M
Classic start to a timeless classic that helped push Schwarzenegger to stardom.
28. Terminator 2 (1991)
R | 137 min | Action, Sci-Fi
A cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her teenage son, John Connor, from a more advanced and powerful cyborg.
Votes: 866,479 | Gross: $204.84M
Better then its predecessor and still makes me tear up no matter how many times i watch.
29. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
R | 109 min | Action, Sci-Fi
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 25-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.
Votes: 339,275 | Gross: $150.37M
No as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It was still a fun movie.
30. Terminator Salvation (2009)
PG-13 | 115 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?
Votes: 312,255 | Gross: $125.32M
The worst in the franchise. Different feel and just too hollywood for me. and no Arnold..... come on seriously.
31. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)
R | 101 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his plan.
Votes: 99,455 | Gross: $6.62M
A slightly above average Rom-Com that's all over the place emotionally. It won't be for everyone.
32. The Hunter (IV) (2011)
R | 100 min | Adventure, Drama, Thriller
Martin, a mercenary, is sent from Europe by a mysterious biotech company to the Tasmanian wilderness on a hunt for the last Tasmanian tiger.
Votes: 34,033 | Gross: $0.18M
Slow but engaging. Great performance from Dafoe but an average film with a beautiful setting.
33. Dark Shadows (2012)
PG-13 | 113 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection.
Votes: 222,056 | Gross: $79.73M
Tim Burton is on his way back to form with this surprisingly great film. Depp was hilarious. Classic Burton. Not like Alice or that wonka crap.
34. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
R | 110 min | Comedy, Drama
The eccentric members of a dysfunctional family reluctantly gather under the same roof for various reasons.
Votes: 237,750 | Gross: $52.36M
An amazing real comedic masterpiece from my favorite director of all time Wes Anderson.
35. That's My Boy (2012)
R | 116 min | Comedy
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's eighteenth birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.
Votes: 79,761 | Gross: $36.93M
YES! Adam Sandler can still be funny! For those of you who missed classic sandler, you get a taste of him in this hilarious, but dumb, film.
36. Best in Show (2000)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy
A colorful array of characters compete at a national dog show.
Votes: 50,122 | Gross: $18.62M
Another hilarious mockumentary from Christopher Guest. Not as good as Waiting for Guffman but still very funny.
37. Command Performance (2009)
R | 93 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
When the Russian Premier is taken hostage at a rock concert in Moscow, it's up to a drummer, an ex-biker, to save him.
A fun mindless action film from Dolph. Bloody, fast-paced. However not as corny as i hoped for.
38. Pitch Perfect (2012)
PG-13 | 112 min | Comedy, Music, Romance
Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition.
Votes: 246,053 | Gross: $65.00M
Got dragged to see this by the Girlfriend, not knowing anything about it except what it was about, which didnt interest me what so ever. Well after seeing it i can honestly say that i loved this movie. Its funny, the songs are great, the actors are great, and it moves along at a great pace. Very shocked by how much i loved this.
39. End of Watch (2012)
R | 109 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Shot documentary-style, this film follows the daily grind of two young police officers in LA who are partners and friends, and what happens when they meet criminal forces greater than themselves.
Votes: 205,400 | Gross: $41.00M
Critics say its better than Training day.... No its not. Its a good movie thats very realistic and has numerous VERY intense scenes with decent actors. Things I didnt like were that they preached the whole "your my brother, id take a bullet for you, ill take care of your family if anything happens to you, I love you man" stuff wayyyyyyyyyyy too much that it got kind of annoying. Also if your expecting tons of action forget it, its mostly in the last 20 mins. I love long movies but this film could have been 30 mins shorter and it wouldve sufficed. There was alot of useless scenes and it does take awhile to get going. However its still a very good heart-breaking film that gives you a realistic look into the life of a LAPD cop. Anyone thinking of being a cop should watch this and truly get an idea of what the profession is like.
40. The Master (2012)
R | 138 min | Drama
A Naval veteran arrives home from war unsettled and uncertain of his future - until he is tantalized by The Cause and its charismatic leader.
Votes: 124,770 | Gross: $16.38M
A genius film from a genius filmmaker. While its not PTA's best film, it is however is most intellectual and thought-provoking. Many of you will hate it and few will truly appreciate what it has to offer. Joaquin Phoenix gives a comeback career performance that is scary good and the chemistry that him and Phillip Seymour Hoffman share on screen is electrifying. Very difficult film for most. I had to research the meaning of the film before i truly understood but once i did, i loved it.
41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
R | 97 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
With stolen top-secret technology, terrorists have created a next-generation Universal Soldier - an elite fighter genetically altered into a programmable killing machine. With this "UniSol"... See full summary »
This was such a surprising bad ass action extravaganza. The best in the series thus far. The action is literally non stop. And the fight sequences are among the very best ive seen. The fight between Van Damme and Lundgren is breath-taking following an equally impressive match between Van Damme and Andrei the pitbull. Its Brutal, graphic, gory, blood-soaked, and thrilling. Argualbly Van Dammes best action film.
42. Replicant (2001)
R | 100 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Scientists create a genetic clone of a serial killer in order to help catch the killer, teaming up with two cops.
Not Van Damme's best but its a entertaining action thriller with a decent performance. He can do better though.
43. Everybody's Fine (2009)
PG-13 | 99 min | Adventure, Drama
A widower who realized his only connection to his family was through his wife sets off on an impromptu road trip to reunite with each of his grown children.
Votes: 54,857 | Gross: $8.86M
Robert De Niro portrays a cute old man who wishes he was family-oriented extremely well and is very believable. its heart-breaking, humorous, and smart. It has a twist at the end thats sure to tug on the heart strings. Only flaw was that it got a little too ridiculous at times with hallucinations.
44. Taken (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 93 min | Action, Crime, Thriller