The Movies I've Seen(Ongoing) w/reviews

by ferrero_jordan | created - 18 Sep 2012 | updated - 03 Oct 2014 | Public

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1/10= absolutely terrible 2/10= not the worst movie ever, but still completely awful 3/10= pretty horrible 4/10= below average 5/10= undecided/ I could go either way on this one 6/10= decent/ mediocre 7/10= a solid film 8/10= a really good film 9/10= almost perfection 10/10 FANTASTICALLY PERFECT TO ME!

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1. The Expendables (2010)

R | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

45 Metascore

A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.

Director: Sylvester Stallone | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren

Votes: 299,337 | Gross: $103.07M

Sylvester Stallone has brought back the "old-style" action flick we so dearly loved in the 80's and 90's and brought it back with a bang. It's so great to see all of these guys together in one bad ass outing of shooting bad guys and blowing $@%& up!

7/10

2. The Expendables 2 (2012)

R | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

51 Metascore

Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.

Director: Simon West | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Liam Hemsworth, Randy Couture, Jean-Claude Van Damme

Votes: 270,537 | Gross: $85.02M

Surpasses its predecessor in every area. Bringing back more heroes and some great cheesy one-liners, and a few familiar ones too.

9/10

3. The Expendables 3 (2014)

PG-13 | 126 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

35 Metascore

Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.

Director: Patrick Hughes | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Antonio Banderas

Votes: 149,996 | Gross: $39.32M

8/10

4. The Wave (2008)

Not Rated | 107 min | Drama, Thriller

A high school teacher's experiment to demonstrate to his students what life is like under a dictatorship spins horribly out of control when he forms a social unit with a life of its own.

Director: Dennis Gansel | Stars: Jürgen Vogel, Frederick Lau, Max Riemelt, Jennifer Ulrich

Votes: 92,077

A, at times, unbelievable plot but done so very well and it gets its powerful message across.

7/10

5. Brick (2005)

R | 110 min | Action, Crime, Drama

72 Metascore

A teenage loner pushes his way into the underworld of a high school crime ring to investigate the disappearance of his ex-girlfriend.

Director: Rian Johnson | Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lukas Haas, Emilie de Ravin, Meagan Good

Votes: 92,704 | Gross: $2.06M

A well-acted Noir style mystery with a good cast and with fast-talking confusing dialog. The direction was fantastic however felt the film was nothing special all in all.

6/10

6. Silent Trigger (1996)

R | 93 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

Waxman is a former Special Forces soldier who is now working as a heavily armed assassin for a top secret government agency. When a covert mission goes terribly wrong, Waxman and fellow assassin Clegg become that agency's prime targets.

Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Gina Bellman, Conrad Dunn, Christopher Heyerdahl

Votes: 3,184

The best you can get out of Dolph acting wise. The action is great and the plot was solid. I really enjoyed this guilty pleasure.

8/10

7. The Fat Boy Chronicles (2010)

Not Rated | 78 min | Drama

Jimmy Winterpock at age fourteen is 5'5 and weighs 188 pounds. Outside the comfort of his family and church, life for Jimmy is a constant struggle. The cruel taunts of his classmates make ... See full summary »

Director: Jason Winn | Stars: Christopher Rivera, Kelly Washington, Chris Bert, Cole Carson

Votes: 755

The acting is comparable to a public service announcement or an infomercial. The direction looks like a Nickelodeon TV movie. The film has some dark issues that would have made the film better if the acting and all around feel of the movie was believable. Its so bad that you can't take it seriously.

4/10

8. I Melt with You (2011)

R | 129 min | Drama

26 Metascore

When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion, things start to spiral out of control, and a pact they made as young men is revisited.

Director: Mark Pellington | Stars: Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe, Jeremy Piven, Christian McKay

Votes: 5,473 | Gross: $0.00M

One of those rare films thats so powerful that it sticks with you long after watching it. The entire cast is perfect with career performances from Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Piven. Bottom line you will either love it or hate. There is no in between.

9/10

9. Arbitrage (2012)

R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller

73 Metascore

A troubled hedge fund magnate desperate to complete the sale of his trading empire makes an error that forces him to turn to an unlikely person for help.

Director: Nicholas Jarecki | Stars: Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, Brit Marling, Tim Roth

Votes: 45,766 | Gross: $7.92M

It's good i guess, if your into that kind of story. Gere gives a great performance as does Tim Roth but the movie felt dull to me and may be hard to grasp for some.

6/10

10. Dredd (2012)

R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

60 Metascore

In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.

Director: Pete Travis | Stars: Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Lena Headey, Rachel Wood

Votes: 228,107 | Gross: $13.41M

Better than Stallone's Verion from the 90's. Ultraviolent and visually beautiful. Dredd has a fast-paced plot with some all-around good fun. reminds me alot of The Raid: Redemption.

8/10

11. The Raid: Redemption (2011)

R | 101 min | Action, Thriller

73 Metascore

A S.W.A.T. team becomes trapped in a tenement run by a ruthless mobster and his army of killers and thugs.

Director: Gareth Evans | Stars: Iko Uwais, Ananda George, Ray Sahetapy, Donny Alamsyah

Votes: 168,771 | Gross: $4.11M

If you love non-stop action and graphic violence, and martial arts and don't mind reading subtitles with a simple plot, then you will love this film.

9/10

12. The Raid 2 (2014)

R | 150 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

71 Metascore

Only a short time after the first raid, Rama goes undercover with the thugs of Jakarta and plans to bring down the syndicate and uncover the corruption within his police force.

Director: Gareth Evans | Stars: Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhian, Arifin Putra, Oka Antara

Votes: 99,728 | Gross: $2.63M

10/10 BEST.ACTION.FILM.EVER.MADE.PERIOD.

13. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

R | 95 min | Comedy, Horror

72 Metascore

Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

Director: Drew Goddard | Stars: Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz

Votes: 322,955 | Gross: $42.07M

Great Concept told in a hilarious way. If youve seen older cult classic horror films such as (Evil Dead, Hellraiser,etc) you will appreciate The Cabin in the Woods more.

8/10

14. Total Recall (1990)

R | 113 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

57 Metascore

When a man goes for virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or does he?

Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside, Rachel Ticotin

Votes: 269,206 | Gross: $119.39M

Arguably Arnold's best film.

9/10

15. Total Recall (I) (2012)

PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery

43 Metascore

A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Recall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.

Director: Len Wiseman | Stars: Colin Farrell, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale

Votes: 222,648 | Gross: $58.88M

Although the majority wouldn't agree with me, the 2012 remake is up to par with the Schwarzenegger classic.

9/10

16. Code of Silence (1985)

R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Drama

64 Metascore

A Chicago cop is caught in a middle of a gang war while his own comrades shun him because he wants to take an irresponsible cop down.

Director: Andrew Davis | Stars: Chuck Norris, Henry Silva, Bert Remsen, Mike Genovese

Votes: 5,790 | Gross: $20.35M

Chuck in a role that you can take a little more serious than usual. Wasn't bad. I'll stick to Lethal Weapon though.

6/10

17. The Good Guy (2009)

R | 90 min | Comedy, Romance

47 Metascore

Calm and quiet Daniel starts on Wall Street. His womanizing colleague, Tommy, encourages him to meet women. He unknowingly meets Tommy's girlfriend, Beth, and ends up in her 5 women book club. Will he find the woman?

Director: Julio DePietro | Stars: Alexis Bledel, Scott Porter, Bryan Greenberg, Colin Egglesfield

Votes: 8,569 | Gross: $0.10M

Bad acting with an unpredictable turnout that is kinda dull actually. It's very...... Meh.

5/10

18. Twilight (I) (2008)

PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance

56 Metascore

Bella Swan, a high school student suffering from social anxiety, falls in love with the school playboy who happens to be a creature from the night.

Director: Catherine Hardwicke | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke

Votes: 379,995 | Gross: $191.47M

Horrible in every aspect. But i got suckered into the story line. Grrrrrr.

5/10

19. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

PG-13 | 130 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

44 Metascore

Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black.

Director: Chris Weitz | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Christina Jastrzembska

Votes: 240,950 | Gross: $296.62M

5/10

20. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

PG-13 | 124 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

58 Metascore

As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.

Director: David Slade | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Xavier Samuel

Votes: 204,110 | Gross: $300.53M

getting better

5/10

21. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

PG-13 | 117 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

45 Metascore

The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.

Director: Bill Condon | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Gil Birmingham

Votes: 201,101 | Gross: $281.29M

It's Twilight, yea its no where near good, but on an entertainment scale this one was the best. Kinda like saying its the smartest handicapped person.

6/10

22. Welcome to the Rileys (2010)

R | 110 min | Drama

50 Metascore

On a business trip to New Orleans, a damaged man seeks salvation by caring for a wayward young woman.

Director: Jake Scott | Stars: James Gandolfini, Kristen Stewart, Melissa Leo, David Jensen

Votes: 21,689 | Gross: $0.15M

A well-acted dark, and grungy film about loss, forgiveness, hope, and love. A very, surprisingly, strong and believable performance by Kristen Stewart.

7/10

23. Detachment (2011)

Not Rated | 98 min | Drama

52 Metascore

A substitute teacher who drifts from classroom to classroom finds a connection to the students and teachers during his latest assignment.

Director: Tony Kaye | Stars: Adrien Brody, Christina Hendricks, Marcia Gay Harden, Lucy Liu

Votes: 66,854 | Gross: $0.07M

An excellent performance from Adrien Brody, as usual, in this darkly depressing tale about how scary certain aspects of depression can be. Although parts felt too unrealistic at times, the film was still moving and thought-provoking.

7/10

24. Brotherhood (I) (2010)

R | 76 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

52 Metascore

Adam Buckley finds himself in the middle of a convenience store robbery during his last night as a pledge for a college fraternity. When the initiation ritual goes horribly wrong, and every... See full summary »

Director: Will Canon | Stars: Trevor Morgan, Lou Taylor Pucci, Arlen Escarpeta, Jon Foster

Votes: 3,736

very fast-paced little movie that keeps you on edge and doesnt disappoint

7/10

25. A Scanner Darkly (2006)

R | 100 min | Animation, Crime, Drama

73 Metascore

An undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result.

Director: Richard Linklater | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., Rory Cochrane

Votes: 97,780 | Gross: $5.50M

Mind-bending, haunting, and original. Great performances from Robert Downey JR, and Rory Cochrane. Another great sci-fi classic from Phillip K. Dick

9/10

26. Looper (2012)

R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Drama

84 Metascore

In 2074, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent into the past, where a hired gun awaits - someone like Joe - who one day learns the mob wants to 'close the loop' by sending back Joe's future self for assassination.

Director: Rian Johnson | Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano

Votes: 483,701 | Gross: $66.49M

Where do I even begin with this amazing masterpiece. Just watch it for yourself and you'll see. Films like Looper are extremely rare these days. Arguably my favorite movie.

10/10

27. The Terminator (1984)

R | 107 min | Action, Sci-Fi

84 Metascore

A seemingly indestructible android is sent from 2029 to 1984 to assassinate a waitress, whose unborn son will lead humanity in a war against the machines, while a soldier from that war is sent to protect her at all costs.

Director: James Cameron | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn, Paul Winfield

Votes: 699,062 | Gross: $38.40M

Classic start to a timeless classic that helped push Schwarzenegger to stardom.

8/10

28. Terminator 2 (1991)

R | 137 min | Action, Sci-Fi

75 Metascore

A cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her teenage son, John Connor, from a more advanced and powerful cyborg.

Director: James Cameron | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick

Votes: 866,479 | Gross: $204.84M

Better then its predecessor and still makes me tear up no matter how many times i watch.

9/10

29. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

R | 109 min | Action, Sci-Fi

66 Metascore

A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 25-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.

Director: Jonathan Mostow | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken, Claire Danes

Votes: 339,275 | Gross: $150.37M

No as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It was still a fun movie.

7/10

30. Terminator Salvation (2009)

PG-13 | 115 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

49 Metascore

In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?

Director: McG | Stars: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood

Votes: 312,255 | Gross: $125.32M

The worst in the franchise. Different feel and just too hollywood for me. and no Arnold..... come on seriously.

5/10

31. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

R | 101 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

59 Metascore

As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his plan.

Director: Lorene Scafaria | Stars: Steve Carell, Keira Knightley, Melanie Lynskey, Patton Oswalt

Votes: 99,455 | Gross: $6.62M

A slightly above average Rom-Com that's all over the place emotionally. It won't be for everyone.

7/10

32. The Hunter (IV) (2011)

R | 100 min | Adventure, Drama, Thriller

63 Metascore

Martin, a mercenary, is sent from Europe by a mysterious biotech company to the Tasmanian wilderness on a hunt for the last Tasmanian tiger.

Director: Daniel Nettheim | Stars: Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Morgana Davies, Jacek Koman

Votes: 34,033 | Gross: $0.18M

Slow but engaging. Great performance from Dafoe but an average film with a beautiful setting.

6/10

33. Dark Shadows (2012)

PG-13 | 113 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

55 Metascore

An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection.

Director: Tim Burton | Stars: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter

Votes: 222,056 | Gross: $79.73M

Tim Burton is on his way back to form with this surprisingly great film. Depp was hilarious. Classic Burton. Not like Alice or that wonka crap.

8/10

34. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

R | 110 min | Comedy, Drama

76 Metascore

The eccentric members of a dysfunctional family reluctantly gather under the same roof for various reasons.

Director: Wes Anderson | Stars: Gene Hackman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anjelica Huston, Ben Stiller

Votes: 237,750 | Gross: $52.36M

An amazing real comedic masterpiece from my favorite director of all time Wes Anderson.

10/10

35. That's My Boy (2012)

R | 116 min | Comedy

31 Metascore

While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's eighteenth birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.

Director: Sean Anders | Stars: Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, Susan Sarandon

Votes: 79,761 | Gross: $36.93M

YES! Adam Sandler can still be funny! For those of you who missed classic sandler, you get a taste of him in this hilarious, but dumb, film.

7/10

36. Best in Show (2000)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy

78 Metascore

A colorful array of characters compete at a national dog show.

Director: Christopher Guest | Stars: Fred Willard, Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Jennifer Coolidge

Votes: 50,122 | Gross: $18.62M

Another hilarious mockumentary from Christopher Guest. Not as good as Waiting for Guffman but still very funny.

7/10

37. Command Performance (2009)

R | 93 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

When the Russian Premier is taken hostage at a rock concert in Moscow, it's up to a drummer, an ex-biker, to save him.

Director: Dolph Lundgren | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Melissa Molinaro, Hristo Shopov, Dave Legeno

Votes: 2,910

A fun mindless action film from Dolph. Bloody, fast-paced. However not as corny as i hoped for.

6/10

38. Pitch Perfect (2012)

PG-13 | 112 min | Comedy, Music, Romance

66 Metascore

Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition.

Director: Jason Moore | Stars: Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp

Votes: 246,053 | Gross: $65.00M

Got dragged to see this by the Girlfriend, not knowing anything about it except what it was about, which didnt interest me what so ever. Well after seeing it i can honestly say that i loved this movie. Its funny, the songs are great, the actors are great, and it moves along at a great pace. Very shocked by how much i loved this.

7/10

39. End of Watch (2012)

R | 109 min | Action, Crime, Drama

68 Metascore

Shot documentary-style, this film follows the daily grind of two young police officers in LA who are partners and friends, and what happens when they meet criminal forces greater than themselves.

Director: David Ayer | Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Peña, Anna Kendrick, America Ferrera

Votes: 205,400 | Gross: $41.00M

Critics say its better than Training day.... No its not. Its a good movie thats very realistic and has numerous VERY intense scenes with decent actors. Things I didnt like were that they preached the whole "your my brother, id take a bullet for you, ill take care of your family if anything happens to you, I love you man" stuff wayyyyyyyyyyy too much that it got kind of annoying. Also if your expecting tons of action forget it, its mostly in the last 20 mins. I love long movies but this film could have been 30 mins shorter and it wouldve sufficed. There was alot of useless scenes and it does take awhile to get going. However its still a very good heart-breaking film that gives you a realistic look into the life of a LAPD cop. Anyone thinking of being a cop should watch this and truly get an idea of what the profession is like.

7/10

40. The Master (2012)

R | 138 min | Drama

86 Metascore

A Naval veteran arrives home from war unsettled and uncertain of his future - until he is tantalized by The Cause and its charismatic leader.

Director: Paul Thomas Anderson | Stars: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Jesse Plemons

Votes: 124,770 | Gross: $16.38M

A genius film from a genius filmmaker. While its not PTA's best film, it is however is most intellectual and thought-provoking. Many of you will hate it and few will truly appreciate what it has to offer. Joaquin Phoenix gives a comeback career performance that is scary good and the chemistry that him and Phillip Seymour Hoffman share on screen is electrifying. Very difficult film for most. I had to research the meaning of the film before i truly understood but once i did, i loved it.

8/10

41. Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

R | 97 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

70 Metascore

With stolen top-secret technology, terrorists have created a next-generation Universal Soldier - an elite fighter genetically altered into a programmable killing machine. With this "UniSol"... See full summary »

Director: John Hyams | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Andrei Arlovski, Mike Pyle

Votes: 23,347

This was such a surprising bad ass action extravaganza. The best in the series thus far. The action is literally non stop. And the fight sequences are among the very best ive seen. The fight between Van Damme and Lundgren is breath-taking following an equally impressive match between Van Damme and Andrei the pitbull. Its Brutal, graphic, gory, blood-soaked, and thrilling. Argualbly Van Dammes best action film.

8/10

42. Replicant (2001)

R | 100 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Scientists create a genetic clone of a serial killer in order to help catch the killer, teaming up with two cops.

Director: Ringo Lam | Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Rooker, Catherine Dent, Brandon James Olson

Votes: 12,488

Not Van Damme's best but its a entertaining action thriller with a decent performance. He can do better though.

6/10

43. Everybody's Fine (2009)

PG-13 | 99 min | Adventure, Drama

47 Metascore

A widower who realized his only connection to his family was through his wife sets off on an impromptu road trip to reunite with each of his grown children.

Director: Kirk Jones | Stars: Robert De Niro, Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore

Votes: 54,857 | Gross: $8.86M

Robert De Niro portrays a cute old man who wishes he was family-oriented extremely well and is very believable. its heart-breaking, humorous, and smart. It has a twist at the end thats sure to tug on the heart strings. Only flaw was that it got a little too ridiculous at times with hallucinations.

7/10