I don't want to watch this -beep- ever...by yogsothoth-3 | created - 23 Jan 2012 | updated - 16 Dec 2013 | Public
...so please, stop making movies like this! Do not pay for these movies, if you wanna see them (and you have been warned), download them, don't put dollars in their hands.
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1. The Host (2013)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Romance
When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about, proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world.
Votes: 101,649 | Gross: $26.63M
So, what, gay horror is now the thing, hot stuff?
Get the *beep* away from Sf and horror!
PG-13 | 115 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
After the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Votes: 203,470 | Gross: $292.30M
To freely quote Deb Morgan from Dexter I would rather let you *beep* a brick and *beep* me with it' than watch this
3. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.
Votes: 375,337 | Gross: $191.47M
4. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
PG-13 | 130 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black.
Votes: 238,038 | Gross: $296.62M
5. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
PG-13 | 124 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.
Votes: 201,329 | Gross: $300.53M
PG-13 | 117 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.
Votes: 198,403 | Gross: $281.29M
7. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
G | 105 min | Documentary, Music
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour.
Votes: 74,844 | Gross: $73.01M
Just wrong. Reason why post-natal abortion should be allowed
8. Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
G | 102 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.
Votes: 35,163 | Gross: $79.57M
Can't wait until her secret porn pops out...
9. Zookeeper (2011)
PG | 102 min | Comedy, Family, Romance
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious.
Votes: 49,802 | Gross: $80.36M
No, thank you
10. Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
The life of a businessman begins to change after he inherits six penguins, and as he transforms his apartment into a winter wonderland, his professional side starts to unravel.
Votes: 75,929 | Gross: $68.22M
Why would he really act, when he can make money doing this
11. Thor (2011)
PG-13 | 115 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The powerful, but arrogant god Thor, is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders.
Votes: 622,982 | Gross: $181.03M
No more bad comic fantasies
12. Glitter (2001)
PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Music, Romance
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom.
Votes: 20,309 | Gross: $4.27M
and anything with this woman-thing
13. Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
R | 97 min | Comedy
A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star.
Votes: 10,154 | Gross: $2.33M
As soon as you see Adam Sandler's name anywhere on the poster, run!
14. High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
TV-G | 98 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart - meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music.
15. Norbit (2007)
PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy, Romance
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
Votes: 59,077 | Gross: $95.67M
Same as Adam Sandler
16. Abduction (I) (2011)
PG-13 | 106 min | Action, Mystery, Thriller
A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website.
Votes: 69,911 | Gross: $28.09M
Ha, why should I watch thriller with boy toy that could get the *beep* kicked out of him by my little sister pathetic
17. Sex and the City (1998–2004)
TV-MA | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Four female New Yorkers gossip about their sex lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the '90s.
If the only show on TV was this, and the only movies in theatres were with Sarah *beep* off and die Parker - I would become terrorist
18. Sex and the City (2008)
R | 145 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A New York City writer on sex and love is finally getting married to her Mr. Big. But her three best girlfriends must console her after one of them inadvertently leads Mr. Big to jilt her.
Votes: 106,409 | Gross: $152.65M
We love show so much, so please make a movie. Ahhh, thanks, I hope you'll all die in agony
19. Sex and the City 2 (2010)
R | 146 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie.
Votes: 65,751 | Gross: $95.35M
And of course, there's sequel. *beep* you
20. Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
PG-13 | 132 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
The IMF is shut down when it's implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their organization's name.
Votes: 398,991 | Gross: $209.40M
I watched first one, and I was bored. I skipped 2 and 3, didn't even care, but now, everywhere I look there's banner or tv spot or billboard with face of this stupid and mindless *beep*. I hate Tom Cruise and I'm sick of him trying to act when he's simply can't. The only thing I don't understand is what Simon Pegg doing here. He's not bad actor or poor or scientology freak, so why?
21. Crossroads (I) (2002)
PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process.
Votes: 35,792 | Gross: $37.19M
She is one sad and mentally disturbed person, and should not be made fun of her. She should be just put down (or put into cage with so many others so normal people could pay to see, something like modern freak show)
22. Spice World (1997)
PG | 93 min | Comedy, Family, Music
World famous pop group the Spice Girls zip around London in their luxurious double decker tour bus having various adventures and performing for their fans.
Votes: 29,984 | Gross: $29.34M
There's no words to describe how I'm annoyed with Victoria Beckham. Ok, you sold your skinny, deep, rotten puss.y for big money, way to go girl. But why the *beep* are you everyday on tv or news, what do you do beside giving it to some retard? I would like to vomit into your mouth while kicking you in stomach so you become infertile and stop breeding spawns. The other spice whores are just trash, but this one... Oh, yes, my friends and I banged Baby Spice Emma and she never called us again, she just used us, so *beep* her too!!
23. Teen Wolf (2011–2017)
TV-14 | 41 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
A somewhat awkward teen is attacked by a werewolf and inherits the curse himself, as well as the enemies that come with it.
I'll pass and wait for next hollywood big hit - this is part of plot - 'Teen vamp cu nt sucking it without breathing for 30 minutes + personal drama for 10 minutes with sperm and blood off-screen (but we believe in your imagination) - cumming to your face next month!
24. Katy Perry: Part of Me (2012)
PG | 93 min | Documentary, Music
A look at the life, career and music of singer Katy Perry as we follow her on the California Dreams World Tour.
Votes: 12,857 | Gross: $25.24M
I think it's great that they allow retarded people to make movies and music, but I just don't want to watch it/them. It's just too sad...
25. The Queen of Versailles (2012)
PG | 100 min | Documentary
A documentary that follows a billionaire couple as they begin construction on a mansion inspired by Versailles. During the next two years, their empire, fueled by the real estate bubble and cheap money, falters due to the economic crisis.
Votes: 11,591 | Gross: $2.40M
I feel so bad for these rich-beyond-dream people going poor. Really. I do. Why don't you believe me?
26. Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel (2011)
PG-13 | 86 min | Documentary, Biography
A look at the life and work of the influential fashion editor of Harpers Bazaar, Diana Vreeland.
Votes: 1,219 | Gross: $1.00M
Yeaaaah...no, no. (just look at that poster and imagine hanging it above your bed - sex 0, nightmares 1)
27. LOL (2012)
PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her.
Votes: 49,363 | Gross: $0.05M
28. $ellebrity (2012)
Not Rated | 89 min | Documentary
Celebrity photographer Kevin Mazur gives an all access pass to life behind the velvet rope and in front of the camera.
Eh, only if we had some trash TV we could watched all day and brainwashed our kids. We could name it something like E! or maybe MVT. Ah, no problem, at least we have this "documentary", so we could learn lot of stuff about world around us...
29. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
PG-13 | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a "Super-Soldier serum". But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization.
Votes: 600,900 | Gross: $176.65M
No, thank you, waiting for Captain Iran for the real deal :)
30. Battleship (2012)
PG-13 | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.
Votes: 218,021 | Gross: $65.42M
If you watched trailer, you watched the whole dumb thing.
31. The Armstrong Lie (2013)
R | 124 min | Documentary, Biography, Sport
A documentary chronicling sports legend Lance Armstrong's improbable rise and ultimate fall from grace.
Votes: 6,584 | Gross: $0.38M
I don't think anyone, beside US, are interested in this. So, another lie from this *beep* so what. Who gives a F. Their entire history is a lie, their economy, their politics, so why not their sport legends be a lie to. Livin a lie Timmy!!
32. A Madea Christmas (2013)
PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Drama
Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas.
Votes: 5,096 | Gross: $52.44M
And all madea crap. Does someone really watching this Perry stuff at all?