Worst moviesby HawkHerald | created - 22 Nov 2011 | updated - 04 Feb 2014 | Public
This list was generated randomly and is NOT an attempt to rank.
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1. Independence Day (1996)
PG-13 | 145 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive.
Votes: 474,020 | Gross: $306.17M
I know the villagers will grabbing their pitchforks and torches over the inclusion or accusing me of not liking this film because it was a huge blockbuster. That's not the case. This movie is BAD. The main reason I can't stand this film and most of his movies is Will Smith's smug look at the camera and wink acting style. Coming off the Fresh Prince he was a HUGE star and the whole Big Willy Style acting school is unwatchable. Throw in a couple of zeroes like Jeff Goldblum and Bill Paxton and that makes it excruciating. Roland Emmerich is Michael Bay's German equivalent with an environmentalist/global warming slant.
2. Romeo + Juliet (1996)
PG-13 | 120 min | Drama, Romance
Shakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue.
Votes: 186,291 | Gross: $46.35M
First of all, I love Romeo and Juliet. I've read it half a dozen times and I love the Franco Zeffirelli-directed film a lot. It had an incredible soundtrack and young cast, you'll fall in love with a young Olivia Hussey and even cheer for a charismatic Michael Yorke as Tybalt. This was badly miscast and poorly directed. Baz Luhrmann is like Michael Bay if he had some kind of art house-indie film pretension to his filmography.
3. Titanic (1997)
PG-13 | 194 min | Drama, Romance
A seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.
Votes: 893,971 | Gross: $659.33M
Leonardo DiCaprio became a huge star after this film. Kate Winslet was beautiful and classy as the destitute heiress forced into a loveless marriage and DiCaprio, well he can't hold a candle to her. If you find yourself braving this 3 hour 30 minute monstrosity then watch it for her performance and not his. Everything else about this film stinks and the old Rose throwing away a fortune like that blue diamond at the end is just stupid.
4. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
R | 129 min | Action, Sci-Fi
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.
Votes: 397,438 | Gross: $139.31M
The Wachowskis made some great movies, Bound is a fun heist thriller and The Matrix is a great work of modern science fiction. That aside, the Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions sequel took the joy out of the first film and got bogged down in pseudo-religious garbage and technobabble.
5. Hercules (2005– )
Not Rated | 240 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
A chronicle of the life of the Greek hero who after killing his three sons must perform five labors to repent.
This was really a television miniseries. Acting is terrible and like many adaptations of stories from Greek myth it has a cut and paste plot.
6. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
PG | 113 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Small town band hits it big, but they must battle a nefarious plot in the music industry.
Votes: 5,336 | Gross: $12.90M
The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton couldn't save this horrible musical comedy.
7. Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
Scientist Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines and his reputation are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love.
Votes: 43,629 | Gross: $123.31M
Eddie Murphy + Fat Suit = crap
8. Thunder in Paradise (1993 Video)
PG | 104 min | Adventure
Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make ends meet. In order to save his superboat THUNDER (and ... See full summary »
Hulk Hogan is the WORST pro wrestler to try acting. This was a pilot for an action adventure series with Hulk Hogan playing hero in a high tech speedboat. It's like an unholy marriage of Baywatch and Knight Rider.
9. Alex & Emma (2003)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Romance
A writer must turn out a novel in thirty days or face the wrath of loan sharks.
Votes: 12,195 | Gross: $14.21M
Kate Hudson showed a lot of promise and was very good as "Band Aid" Penny Lane in Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. Somewhere along the way she started making bad romantic comedies and never stopped.
10. Littleman (2006)
PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Crime
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son.
Votes: 43,863 | Gross: $58.65M
The (two untalented) Wayans Bros. steal the plot of a Looney Tunes short for a movie about a dwarf jewel thief hiding from the police in a childless couple's house.
11. Big Momma's House (2000)
PG-13 | 99 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother.
Votes: 73,029 | Gross: $117.56M
I thought Eddie Murphy abused the fat suit but he has nothing on Martin Lawrence who got three films out of this unfunny joke.
13. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
PG-13 | 107 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer.
Votes: 22,256 | Gross: $37.92M
14. White Chicks (2004)
PG-13 | 109 min | Comedy, Crime
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot.
Votes: 111,776 | Gross: $70.83M
15. Mr. Nanny (1993)
PG | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Family
A former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.
Votes: 8,097 | Gross: $4.25M
Hulk Hogan is a pro wrestler turned bodyguard for some obnoxious kids whose absent minded inventor/millionare dad has some lame bad guys trying to steal his newest computer chip. David Johansen of the New York Dolls is the villain and he has a piece of shiny plastic glued to his head.
16. Nothing But Trouble (1991)
PG-13 | 94 min | Comedy
A businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion.
Votes: 19,404 | Gross: $8.48M
A yuppie and a lawyer get trapped in a hellish New England town after being caught in a speed trap. Dan Aykroyd wrote and directed this. It's almost worth watching to see where his career and Chevy Chase's started to die a slow painful death. It's even more memorable for an appearance by Digital Underground and a very young Tupac Shakur.
18. The Punisher (1989)
89 min | Action, Crime, Drama
When Frank Castle's family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher.
Dolph Lungdren is a hulking, non-acting, motorcycle-riding and living in the sewers Punisher. He kills a ton of Italian La Cosa Nostra and Japanese Yakuza with skull-handled knives and guns and that's about it.
19. Blade II (2002)
R | 117 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Blade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to combat the Reapers, who are feeding on vampires.
Votes: 177,360 | Gross: $82.35M
People try to point out Blade Trinity as the worst film in this trilogy but this is really the worst one. I liked Dr. Karen Jensen, the forensic hematologist, who teamed up with Blade from the first film and I think a movie about rescuing Abraham Whistler would been more interesting. Instead there were the Reapers, hybrid super vampires, that looked like fallout victims and fed on people and vampires. Blade also has a silly pseudo-romance with the vampire princess Nyssa for some reason. The weapons designer/mechanic character Scud was also nauseating.
20. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
R | 87 min | Comedy
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.
Votes: 42,349 | Gross: $14.25M
Tom Green unleashes his special brand of banal stupidity on the world in the form of a movie he wrote, directed and starred in. It was a huge flop and Drew Barrymore soon divorced him.
21. Date Movie (2006)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Romance
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.
Votes: 53,166 | Gross: $48.55M
The Antichrists of Comedy, Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer, truly began their unholy reign of terror with this.
22. Meet the Spartans (2008)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »
Votes: 94,533 | Gross: $38.23M
23. Disaster Movie (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Votes: 79,709 | Gross: $14.19M
24. Superhero Movie (2008)
PG-13 | 75 min | Action, Comedy
Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
Votes: 57,179 | Gross: $26.64M
25. Vampires Suck (2010)
PG-13 | 82 min | Comedy
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Votes: 42,057 | Gross: $36.66M
26. Scary Movie (2000)
R | 88 min | Comedy
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.
Votes: 205,474 | Gross: $157.02M
The Antichrists of Comedy got their start with Keenan Ivory Wayans.
29. Scary Movie 4 (2006)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
Votes: 102,315 | Gross: $90.71M
30. Dance Flick (2009)
PG-13 | 83 min | Action, Comedy, Music
Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.
Votes: 10,699 | Gross: $25.62M
31. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
R | 109 min | Action, Sci-Fi
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 25-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack.
Votes: 334,825 | Gross: $150.37M
Save the future from the nerve scalding whine of Claire Daines' voice.
32. Futuresport (1998 TV Movie)
R | 91 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Sport
In 2025, Futuresport is the organized sport of the planet. But someone else is getting organized and their game is war.
It's a TV Movie of the Week remake of Rollerball but this has Wesley Snipes with nappy dreds and a horrible accent.
33. Rollerball (2002)
R | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Sport
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.
Votes: 23,342 | Gross: $18.99M
Rollerball was a cult classic product of a middle 1970's Cold War America. It came along at the right place and time. There was no good reason for remaking it.
34. Wild Things (1998)
R | 108 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
A police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving a high-school guidance counselor when accusations of rape are made against him by two female students.
Votes: 97,582 | Gross: $29.75M
A bad attempt at an erotic thriller. There's two crap performances from Denise Richards and Neve Campbell. Matt Dillon is a such a good sleazeball that he's almost fun enough to watch but not quite. For some reason there were 3 sequels to this made that went to DVD.
PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.
Votes: 40,685 | Gross: $4.54M
Uwe Boll is a German director responsible for numerous horrible adaptations of well known video game properties. The only thing admirable about him is his defense of his films. Boll went as far to invite several of his biggest internet critics to fight 10 round boxing matches in a bizarre PR stunt dubbed Raging Boll. He beat each of them since he has an extensive amateur boxing background and tried to pass that off as some kind of vindication. Boll even filmed this and released it as an extra for his film Postal. He apparently tried to acquire the rights to World of Warcraft but Blizzard laughed him off.
36. You've Got Mail (1998)
PG | 119 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Two business rivals who despise each other in real life unwittingly fall in love over the Internet.
Votes: 169,010 | Gross: $115.82M
The Shop Around the Corner gets turned into an AOL advertisement. This movie's an embarrassment and an insult to the better films it imitates.
37. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
PG | 136 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their old glory.
Votes: 616,891 | Gross: $474.54M
Greed and stupidity are the central themes of the second Star Wars trilogy. The Sith Empire come out of hiding after 1000 years and the Old Galactic Republic and Jedi Order take it up the poophole. This was such a lazy and boring attempt at a film, bad dialogue, nonacting performances, and midichlorians are used as an explanation for The Force. I like Alec Guiness' original explanation, "the force is an energy field created by all living things. It sustains us, penetrates us and binds all living things together." Simple, mystical and none of the BS pseudoscience explanation of midichlorians.
38. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
PG | 142 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan investigates an assassination attempt on the senator and discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.
Votes: 540,126 | Gross: $310.68M
This was a slight improvement from Phantom Menace but still extremely stupid due to an underwhelming and even camp performance from Hayden Christensen as Anakin.