The people that made show business the joke it is today

by myheartisyourweapon | created - 28 Jul 2011 | updated - 20 Dec 2011 | Public

These mediocre "talents" make me sick. I can't stand the way that they're praised and worshiped like gods. What happened to good talent? Where is our generations Henry Bogart, or Audrey Hepburn? Who's gonna replace Micheal Jackson or own up and actually do something that is actually original? These people don't deserve their fame, they don't deserve the attention from the media, and they don't deserve to be idolized like gods.

1. Lady Gaga

Actress | Machete Kills

Lady Gaga, born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is an American songwriter, singer, actress, philanthropist, dancer and fashion designer.

Gaga was born on March 28, 1986 in Manhattan, New York City, to Cynthia Louise (Bissett) and Joseph Anthony Germanotta, Jr., an internet entrepreneur. Her ...

This one should be self explanatory. She's the worst thing to happen to modern music and pop culture since Rico Suave. She's a poor imitation of Madonna and she attempts to be as edgy as Marilyn Manson once was. She's one big unoriginal bundle or talentless mediocrity. She started bad and everything that she's put out since has been worst than the last, but for some reason people are happier than pigs in *beep* to buy her albums. I don't know if she's the problem or if it's the idiot who live in this country to blame.

2. Amy Winehouse

Soundtrack | Amy

Amy Winehouse was a five-time Grammy Award-winning English singer-songwriter known for such hits as 'Rehab' and 'You Know I'm No Good' among her other works.

She was born Amy Jade Winehouse, on September 14, 1983, in Enfield, London, England to a Jewish family with Russian ancestry on her mother's ...

Oh...Too soon? *beep* it, this trick put out one good song what like 4 years ago, and was all but forgotten. Her career is now described as "explosive" and "extraordinary" give me a break, if you gonna tell me a joke try to make it funny.

3. Stephenie Meyer

Writer | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Stephenie born in Connecticut in 1973. Her family was settled in Phoenix by the time she was four. The unusual spelling of her name came from her father, Stephen ( + ie).

Stephenie went to high school in Scottsdale, Arizona. She was awarded a National Merit Scholarship, and she used it to pay her ...

The bitch wrote Twilight. Nuff said. Thanks for ruining everything sexy and dangerous about vampires lady.

4. Nicole Polizzi

Actress | The Three Stooges

Nicole Polizzi was born on November 23, 1987 in Santiago, Chile as Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi. She is a producer and writer, known for The Three Stooges (2012), Movie 43 (2013) and Supernatural (2005). She has been married to Jionni LaValle since November 29, 2014. They have two children.

Was it just me, or was I the only person who was happy when she got punched in the face?

5. Michael Bay

Producer | Armageddon

A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls. His work won...

Explosions and loud noises, Hot babes and more loud noises. I heard that's the title of his next movie.

6. George Lucas

Writer | Star Wars

George Walton Lucas, Jr. was raised on a walnut ranch in Modesto, California. His father was a stationery store owner and he had three siblings. During his late teen years, he went to Thomas Downey High School and was very much interested in drag racing. He planned to become a professional racecar ...

Let's start off by saying I'm a huge Star Wars fan (episodes 4 through 6). American Graffiti was an amazing work. He some how managed to destroy the Star Wars franchises in one fall swoop. The Star Wars pre-trilogy is the worst thing that could have possibly happen to the infamous Star Wars title. The three movies that came out between 1999 and 2005 lost the sophistication of the originals and replaced it with horrible acting, plots riddled with holes, and a horrible character by the name of Jar Jar Binks.

7. Lil' Wayne

Soundtrack | Suicide Squad

Lil' Wayne was born on September 27, 1982 in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA as Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. He was previously married to Toya Wright.

I can't even think of what to say about this guy. I wish I could get blitzed off my ass and mumble degrading *beep* to a drum track and get half the amount of money this ass clown does.

8. Katy Perry

Actress | The Smurfs

Katy Perry was born as Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, California, the middle child of pastor parents, Mary Christine (Perry) and Maurice Keith Hudson. She has an older sister and younger brother, and has English, Portuguese, German, Irish, and Scottish ancestry. Her mother's ...

She's the voice of Smurfette. A part from almost everything else she's done in her career.

9. Paris Hilton

Producer | The Hottie & the Nottie

Paris Hilton is one of today's most recognizable figures, known around the world as a businesswoman and entrepreneur. In 2006, she created Paris Hilton Entertainment, a multi-billion-dollar company consisting of 45 branded stores throughout the Middle East and Asia selling handbags and other ...

She became famous for being an heiress. Not even earning her own money, but having access to it because of family. She has no real talent of her own, yet everyone knows her name. Because of the media overload on her in the past decade, little girls are taught that it's okay to be a spoiled rotten bitch. It'll get you attention if your a slut. You can make a career off that.

10. Kim Kardashian West

Actress | Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

TV star, entrepreneur, fashion designer, and author (New York Times best-seller - "Kardashian Konfidential"), Kim Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, to Kris Jenner (née Kristen Mary Houghton) and attorney Robert Kardashian. Her father was of Armenian descent and her mother is of mostly...

The new & "improved" version of J. Lo. Having a fat ass & being decent looking is all you need to get into the entertainment industry nowadays. Why people EVER thought she deserved a tv show is beyond me. What does she do again? Oh that's right, says moronic things & shops. We should look up to her, right?

11. Jimmy Fallon

Writer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon was born in 1974 in Brooklyn, New York, to Gloria (Feeley) and Jimmy Fallon. He is of Irish, German, and Norwegian descent. He was raised in Saugerties, New York, which is in upstate New York. He has performed stand up, impressions and characters across the country, in some of the ...

I guess people have forgotten what real comedy is these days. They should try taking a look at old footage of Eddie Murphy's standup or even Steve Martin's. I'm sure they're disappointed that this guy even gets put in the same category as them.

12. Chris Brown

Actor | Takers

Chris Brown was born on May 5, 1989 in Tappahannock, Virginia, USA as Christopher Maurice Brown.

He allegedly beat his gf & people still buy his music. Guess society really cares about domestic violence.

13. Carson Daly

Music_department | Session 9

Carson Daly was born on June 22, 1973 in Santa Monica, California, USA as Carson Jones Daly. He is a producer and actor, known for Session 9 (2001), Josie and the Pussycats (2001) and The Voice (2011). He has been married to Siri Pinter since December 23, 2015. They have three children.

He's not on TRL anymore. His talk show got cancelled. Why are they still keeping him around? He's scary to look at since he lost all that weight. Keep skeletor off camera, please.

14. Justin Bieber

Soundtrack | Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Justin Bieber was born on March 1, 1994 at St. Joseph's Hospital in London, Ontario, Canada and was raised in Stratford, Ontario, Canada. He is the son of Pattie Mallette and Jeremy Bieber. He is of French-Canadian (mother) and German, Irish, Scottish, and English (father) descent. He has two ...

Okay, a lil' white kid thinks he can sing R&B runs. Doesn't mean he's right or needs to do them ALL the time. He's what, 17? When is this kid gonna finally hit puberty? & when are lil' girls gonna stop foaming between the thighs for this no talent, androgynous hack?

15. Miley Cyrus

Soundtrack | Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus was born in Franklin, Tennessee, the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife, Letitia Jean "Tish" (Finley). She has five siblings - two half-brothers, a half-sister, and a younger brother and sister. Her birth name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, because her parents hoped she ...

Another Disney star with no talent? Big surprise. What makes her so different than all the other children pumped through the Disney line to push them into being stars? Honestly, her voice isn't that good. She's not a very good actress. Yeah, her dad was super famous in the early 90s over ONE HIT. Her brother Trace Cyrus is amazingggg. But Miley? She's just turning into another Lindsay Lohan-type "star". Don't see the connection? Check out her latest music video. Looks like someone's in a rush to shed her old persona & sex it up.

16. Steven Spielberg

Producer | Artificial Intelligence: AI

One of the most influential personalities in the history of cinema, Steven Spielberg is Hollywood's best known director and one of the wealthiest filmmakers in the world. He has an extraordinary number of commercially successful and critically acclaimed credits to his name, either as a director, ...

There's some pretty decent projects under this man's belt. But his recent works are just...going downhill on the quality scale. Indiana Jones, sir? Was there really a need to bring up a already complete & well established franchise & try to rebirth it? As far as Indiana Jones goes, Shea Le Bouf..... seriously?...SERIOUSLY? He should have just let it be.

17. Megan Fox

Actress | Transformers

Megan Denise Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, to Gloria Darlene (Cisson) and Franklin Thomas Fox, a parole officer. Megan began her training in drama and dance at age 5 and, at age 10, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida where she continued her training and finished school. Megan began acting and ...

So most people think this girl is attractive. Did anyone notice her before she had all that plastic surgery? Personally, I think she was better looking the way she was before. Talent-wise, she honestly is lacking. She's not completely horrible, but not Oscar-worthy either. & come on, everyone knows about her toe-thumb syndrome. I can't even look past that when I see her.

18. Lindsay Lohan

Actress | Mean Girls

Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her mother, Dina Lohan (née Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan), is a former Wall Street analyst, and her father, Michael Lohan, is a businessman and former Wall Street trader. She has Irish, Italian, and German ancestry.

Lohan began her ...

I'm gonna have potential to make something out of myself & waste it by becoming a drug addict in & out of rehab with my antics on every newspaper magazine cover. Don't I sound fabulous?

19. Carlos Mencia

Actor | The Heartbreak Kid

Carlos Mencia is undoubtedly one of today's most popular entertainers. Whether it is man-on-the-street interviews, studio comedy, commercial parodies, nationwide sold-out tours, or films, Mencia demonstrates an extraordinary ability to connect with a wide and diverse audience.

Mencia comes from a ...

The episode Fishsticks (Season 13, Episode 5) of South Park explains it all.

20. Dane Cook

Actor | Good Luck Chuck

Dane Cook was born on March 18, 1972 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA as Dane Jeffrey Cook. He is an actor and writer, known for Good Luck Chuck (2007), My Best Friend's Girl (2008) and Employee of the Month (2006).

This guy needs help. Not to be in the public eye. He obviously has some condition like ADHD & shouldn't be laughed at. Please, no laughing. You're just encouraging him more.

21. J.J. Abrams

Producer | Lost

Jeffrey Jacob Abrams was born in New York City and raised in Los Angeles, the son of TV producer parents. Abrams planned on going to dental school, but decided to study film at Sarah Lawrence College. At 15, he wrote the music for Don Dohler's Nightbeast (1982). In his senior year, he and Jill ...

I bet he thinks he's a master of thrillers with action. Put him out of business already.

22. James Cameron

Writer | Avatar

James Francis Cameron was born on August 16, 1954 in Kapuskasing, Ontario, Canada. He moved to the United States in 1971. The son of an engineer, he majored in physics at California State University before switching to English, and eventually dropping out. He then drove a truck to support his ...

Avatar is Pocahontas with blue people & different names. Originality hard to find? He also wouldn't let Terminator go. Titanic (which he directed) is a great analogy for him- sinking piece of crap.

23. Sylvester Stallone

Actor | Rocky

This athletically built, dark-haired American actor/screenwriter/director may never be mentioned by old-school film critics in the same breath as, say, Richard Burton or Alec Guinness; however, movie fans worldwide have been flocking to see Stallone's films for over 30 years, making "Sly" one of ...

I know he's not that popular in recent times as he once was in his glory days, but now he's acting & directing films. I'm just over the whole extremely MACHO thing. Steroid using, weightlifting, testosterone-filled men in movies with nothing of substance & just muscles & action is so 80s. I crave a lil' more than Mr. Stallone can give. The things he puts out into society aren't sending any good messages. The stone ages are over. Get out of the cave already.

24. Kobe Bryant

Actor | Daddy's Home

Kobe Bryant was born on August 23, 1978 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA as Kobe Bean Bryant. He is a producer and writer, known for Daddy's Home (2015), Dear Basketball (2017) and Detail (2018). He has been married to Vanessa Laine Bryant since April 18, 2001. They have three children.

If you're accused of raping somebody, all you need to do is change your # & pay off some people & the world will pretend like it never happened. Great values to learn, eh?

25. Kanye West

Soundtrack | Safe House

Kanye West was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia, USA as Kanye Omari West. He has been married to Kim Kardashian West since May 24, 2014. They have three children.

People of average to below intellectual capacity should not be put in the spotlight were they can say potentially damaging ignorant things in order to appear "smart". Remember "George Bush doesn't care about black people."? What about his outburst against Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? A big black man picking on a lil' white girl. That's something worth shoving in society's face, right? I'm sorry sir, but you are downright moronic.

26. Michael Richards

Actor | Seinfeld

Immortalized as Cosmo Kramer on the classic sitcom Seinfeld (1989), L.A. comedy star Michael Richards was born and raised in South Los Angeles, California, to Phyllis (Nardozzi), an Italian-American medical records librarian, and William Richards, an electrical engineer. Michael displayed an early ...

White people aren't allowed to use racial slurs for comedic effect. Everyone knows only African-Americans are allowed to do that.

27. Charlie Sheen

Actor | Two and a Half Men

Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez on September 3, 1965, in New York City. His father, actor Martin Sheen (born Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez), was at the time just breaking into the business, with performances on Broadway. His mother, Janet Sheen (née Templeton), was a former New York art ...

I'm not a fan of the work this man does. But woah, what a *beep* party life he's been living. Drugs, hookers, & debauchery hasn't looked so glamorous in years. I'll admit, I don't really give a *beep* what he does in his spare time. If anyone else was doing the *beep* he has been, they'd be sent packing to rehab in a heartbeat. I want w/e magic he's got that has tricked society into thinking his behavior is okay & cool. Maybe he's been sharing his 7 gram rocks now.

28. Tiger Woods

Actor | Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden : Puddy McFadden License to Golf

At age 21, Tiger Woods became the youngest Masters champ and the first golfer since Jerry Pate in 1976 to win in the first major he played. In 1997, Woods took the lead at the Augusta golf classic and then put on a golf clinic never seen before. He fired a 3-under-par 69 and broke the tournament 72...

Society is looking up to the wrong people for "heroes". A golf player? C'mon. So what he cheated? His personal life isn't anyone's business. Wasting money & attention on a public apology & him even having to take time off of playing shows how much influence tabloids have on even the humdrum world of unexciting sports like golf. Get over it. Why does anyone care?

29. Nadya Suleman

Actress | 666 the Devil's Child

Nadya Suleman was born on July 11, 1975 in Fullerton, California, USA as Natalie Denise Doud. She is known for her work on 666 the Devil's Child (2014). She was previously married to Marco Gutierrez.

Known as "Octomom" in the media., she became famous for giving birth to octuplets. The 6 other kids she already had weren't as important as the 8 she pushed out in 2009. She leeched all the fame out of it that she could. I'd hate to be the kids growing up in that money-grubbing soul-sucker's house.

30. Rebecca Black

Actress | Tu xia chuan qi

Rebecca Black is best known for her song "Friday" which became an Internet sensation in March 2011. According to, she is just one of the pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory.

Famous across the country for how BAD she is. 13 year olds singing about "partying" is where it's at.

31. Lucas Cruikshank

Actor | Fred

Lucas Cruikshank is a teenage director and actor who got his start by making videos with his cousins John and Katie, and posting them on You Tube. Together, the trio is known as JKL Productions. Lucas decided to make videos by himself a while after he came up with the character you all love, Fred, ...

A lot of things that become famous after premiering on the internet are better left on the web. Such is the case with Lucas' annoying character Fred. He made a movie & multiple appearances on other shows. I'm sure when I worked at Toys R Us, I saw a product with his face plastered on it. I'm all for making something out of yourself from humble beginnings, but there was never a need to throw $ behind this.

32. Kesha

Actress | Jem and the Holograms

Kesha was born on March 1, 1987 in Los Angeles, California, USA as Kesha Rose Sebert.

I almost forgot to add this fat sack of crap to the list. Roll around in a dumpster filled with glitter & "sing" over some electronics, & you can be just like her.