WTF Are You Watching Podcast's List of Reviewed Moviesby lincolnlhayes | created - 22 Oct 2011 | updated - 11 Oct 2012 | Public
The WTF Are You Watching Podcast watches bad horror and sci-fi movies each week and reviews them in an audio discussion between hosts Kyle Anderson and Lincoln L. Hayes. These are the movies they've watched and reviewed. Movies are rated on the following scale: Good, Bad, or Ugly
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1. Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Thriller
A group of trannies are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them.
Ugly Recommended by Matt and Alex
2. Arctic Blast (2010)
92 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller
When a solar eclipse sends a colossal blast of super chilled air towards the earth, it then sets off a catastrophic chain of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice and begin a new Ice Age.
3. Forget Me Not (II) (2009)
R | 103 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller
Recent high school graduates become prey of the vengeful spirit of an innocent girl they wronged long ago.
4. Mother's Day (1980)
Unrated | 91 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror
Two brothers kidnap and brutalize three women for the pleasure of their demented mother.
5. Surviving the Game (1994)
R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A homeless man is hired as a survival guide for a group of wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in the mountains, unaware that they are killers who hunt humans for sport, and that he is their new prey.
Votes: 9,093 | Gross: $7.69M
Bad Recommended by Chris Riendeau
6. Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)
82 min | Horror, Thriller
When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of ... See full summary »
Lincoln - Ugly Kyle - Bad (F-)
7. Shark Hunter (2001)
R | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
Years after his parents are killed by a megalodon (an enormous shark that has supposedly been extinct for millions of years), Dr. Spencer is obsessed with the idea of hunting down and ... See full summary »
Lincoln: Not Bad Kyle: Bad-bad
8. Neco z Alenky (1988)
Not Rated | 86 min | Animation, Adventure, Fantasy
A surrealistic revision of Alice in Wonderland.
Lincoln - Ugly as Possible Kyle - Good (he's crazy)
9. The Hessen Conspiracy (2009)
Not Rated | 113 min | Crime, Drama, History
In 1945 a group of victorious American officers discover a stash of German jewels and try to fence them in New York.
10. ThanksKilling (2009)
Not Rated | 70 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.
UGLY. We hate this movie. So much. And yet we watched it again...
11. Cobra (1986)
R | 87 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.
Votes: 56,796 | Gross: $49.04M
Kyle and Rob: Bad, but fun Lincoln: Good, but dumb Suggested by our guest Robert Walker
12. Colin (2008)
Not Rated | 97 min | Action, Drama, Horror
Our hero Colin is bitten by a Zombie; he dies and returns from the dead. We follow him as he wanders through suburbia during the throes of a cadaverous apocalypse.
Not great, but interesting. Recommended by Paul Heath of the Pharos Project Podcast.
13. Forced Vengeance (1982)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A casino security guard is forced into violence from when the Hong Kong mob threatens his friends.
Votes: 2,308 | Gross: $6.66M
Ugly all around
14. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.
Votes: 26,452 | Gross: $15.63M
All pretty much agreed it was Bad but enjoyable. Suggested by our guest Ringmaster Brian Crawford Scott
15. Santa Claus (1959)
Unrated | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas.
Our Christmas episode! Bad, borderline Ugly because Santa was so "child-rapey"
16. New Year's Evil (1980)
R | 85 min | Horror, Thriller
During a New Year's Eve celebration, a Los Angeles disc jockey receives a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered - and she will be the last one.
Our New Year's Eve episode! BAD
17. House (1985)
R | 93 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A troubled writer moves into a haunted house after inheriting it from his aunt.
Votes: 19,322 | Gross: $19.44M
18. Ghosts of Mars (2001)
R | 98 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
In 2176, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house.
Votes: 46,274 | Gross: $8.43M
Bad, and Sad. Recommended by Nicholas Lawrence (@LinkinPhoenix)
19. House II: The Second Story (1987)
PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers.
Votes: 8,598 | Gross: $7.80M
Bad, but silly/stupid Recommended by Kyle Morgan (@KyleClutch)
20. Insidious (I) (2010)
PG-13 | 103 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.
Votes: 235,990 | Gross: $54.01M
Pretty good/not bad. We generally agreed they had good intentions and it could have been great, but it wasn't.
21. My Bloody Valentine (1981)
R | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A decades-old folk tale surrounding a deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day turns out to be true to legend when a group defies the killer's order and people start turning up dead.
Votes: 14,273 | Gross: $5.67M
Good, for a Canadian "slasher" film.
22. Centurion (2010)
R | 97 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is devastated in a guerrilla attack.
Votes: 70,899 | Gross: $0.12M
Good but cheaply made.
23. Subspecies (1991)
R | 90 min | Fantasy, Horror
The evil vampire villain Radu returns to his hometown Prejnar, after spending years in exile. He steals the precious blood stone which is said to be bleeding from all saints, from his ... See full summary »
Bad. Just another Dracula rip-off.
24. Colorado (1940)
Passed | 57 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
Trouble in Colorado is tying up Union troops needed back east during the Civil War and Lieut. Burke is sent to investigate. Macklin and his gang are causing the problems and Capt. Mason ... See full summary »
Good if you like old singing-cowboy Westerns.
25. Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
R | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations: half man, half fish, which terrorize a small fishing village by killing the men and raping the women.
Good (great even), but don't expect greatness. Fast-forward through dialogue until you see violence or nudity.
26. Jûsan-nin no shikaku (2010)
R | 141 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord.
Votes: 55,868 | Gross: $0.80M
27. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
R | 77 min | Horror
A high school student's slumber party turns terrifying as an escaped mental patient with a drill decides to crash the party.
Bad. And for being only 77 minutes, it managed to drag in the middle... Strange.
28. The Big Bird Cage (1972)
R | 88 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Grier and Haig are thieving mercenaries who engineer a prison break from the outside.
With guest host Rob Walker Not bad
29. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
PG | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical
A developer tries to bulldoze a community recreation center. The local breakdancers try to stop it.
Votes: 3,083 | Gross: $15.10M
*beep* THIS MOVIE! Ugly
30. Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)
PG | 104 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A young farmer sets out to recruit mercenaries to defend his peaceful planet, which is under threat of invasion by the evil tyrant Sador and his armada of aggressors.
PG | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Romance
Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth.
Votes: 19,878 | Gross: $6.25M
Good/Good/Not Good (Kyle, Joey, Lincoln) Recommended by special birthday guest Joey Nicole Thomas
32. Doghouse (2009)
Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A group of men, heading to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce, soon discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.
Good until the end/Not good, even worse by the end - Lincoln/Kyle Recommended by @BacktoBlack on Twitter (Blake from the UK)
33. Parents (1989)
R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror, Mystery
A young boy living in 1950s suburbia suspects his parents are cannibalistic murderers.
Votes: 5,168 | Gross: $0.87M
Pretty Good, Pretty Good, Bad - Kyle, Tyler, Lincoln Recommended by guest Tyler Smith of the Battleship Pretension Podcast
34. Navajo Joe (1966)
Not Rated | 93 min | Western
A Native American warrior called Navajo Joe seeks revenge on a gang of sadistic outlaws who has massacred the people of his tribe.
35. Ferocious Planet (2011 TV Movie)
Not Rated | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A groundbreaking device is designed to glimpse alternate universes. But when the machine malfunctions and transports a group of observers into a nightmarish dimension of alien terrors, the travelers must use ingenuity to survive.
36. Deep Blue Sea (1999)
R | 105 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.
Votes: 109,288 | Gross: $73.65M
Chosen by guest Andrew Smalley
*enough to watch
37. Raw Meat (1972)
R | 87 min | Horror
There's something pretty grisly going on under London in the Tube tunnels between Holborn and Russell Square. When a top civil servant becomes the latest to disappear down there Scotland ... See full summary »
With special guest Paul Heath of the Pharos Project. Kyle/Paul/Lincoln: Good/Good/Fine Also, Kyle does not understand trains.
38. C.H.U.D. (1984)
R | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A bizarre series of sudden disappearances on the streets of New York City seems to point toward something unsavory living in the sewers.
Votes: 8,533 | Gross: $4.65M
39. Horror Planet (1981)
R | 93 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A crew of interplanetary archaeologists is threatened when an alien creature impregnates one of their members, causing her to turn homicidal and murder them one by one.
40. Zombie Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)
R | 87 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Months after a zombie plague has wiped out 90 percent of the American population, a small group of survivors fight their way cross-country to a rumored refuge on the island of Catalina.
41. Skyline (2010)
PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth.
Votes: 81,242 | Gross: $21.37M
42. The Big Boss (1971)
R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A young man sworn to an oath of non-violence works with his cousins in an ice factory where they mysteriously begin to disappear.
aka Big Boss Good
43. Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
Not Rated | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller
Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.
*beep* this movie. FUgly.
44. The Stuff (1985)
R | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.
Good, despite being terrible
45. Dead Heat (1988)
R | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Two policemen are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals.
Votes: 5,262 | Gross: $3.59M
Good, though we argued heatedly over the ending of the film, hilariously.
46. Black Death (2010)
R | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
Set during the time of the first outbreak of bubonic plague in England, a young monk is given the task of learning the truth about reports of people being brought back to life in a small village.
Votes: 39,384 | Gross: $0.02M
Kyle loves Sean Bean, but BAD.
47. Dreamscape (1984)
PG-13 | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A young psychic on the run from himself is recruited by a government agency experimenting with the use of the dream-sharing technology and is given the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of the U.S. president.
Votes: 11,721 | Gross: $11.48M
With guest Chad Anthony Miller Chad/Lincoln/Kyle - FUgly/Good/Good (Chad hasn't watched nearly enough bad movies...)
48. Kill Speed (2010)
R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Best friends fly home-built, high-tech planes to deliver drugs from Mexico to California in order to fund their Hollywood life-style.
BAD and dumb
49. The War of the Gargantuas (1966)
G | 92 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
An experimental lab animal called a gargantua escapes from his captors and is suspected to be the creature that is killing people all over the countryside. But when the gargantua from the ... See full summary »
50. Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012 Video)
R | 96 min | Action, Comedy, Horror