WTF Are You Watching Podcast's List of Reviewed Movies

by lincolnlhayes | created - 22 Oct 2011 | updated - 11 Oct 2012 | Public

The WTF Are You Watching Podcast watches bad horror and sci-fi movies each week and reviews them in an audio discussion between hosts Kyle Anderson and Lincoln L. Hayes. These are the movies they've watched and reviewed. Movies are rated on the following scale: Good, Bad, or Ugly

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1. Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)

Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Thriller

A group of trannies are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them.

Director: Israel Luna | Stars: Krystal Summers, Kelexis Davenport, Willam Belli, Erica Andrews

Votes: 584

Ugly Recommended by Matt and Alex

2. Arctic Blast (2010)

92 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller

When a solar eclipse sends a colossal blast of super chilled air towards the earth, it then sets off a catastrophic chain of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice and begin a new Ice Age.

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith | Stars: Michael Shanks, Alexandra Davies, Saskia Hampele, Indiana Evans

Votes: 3,180

Bad

3. Forget Me Not (II) (2009)

R | 103 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller

Recent high school graduates become prey of the vengeful spirit of an innocent girl they wronged long ago.

Director: Tyler Oliver | Stars: Carly Schroeder, Cody Linley, Brie Gabrielle, Micah Alberti

Votes: 5,283

Bad-ish/Not Good

4. Mother's Day (1980)

Unrated | 91 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

Two brothers kidnap and brutalize three women for the pleasure of their demented mother.

Director: Charles Kaufman | Stars: Tiana Pierce, Nancy Hendrickson, Deborah Luce, Frederick Coffin

Votes: 3,692

F-Ugly

5. Surviving the Game (1994)

R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

A homeless man is hired as a survival guide for a group of wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in the mountains, unaware that they are killers who hunt humans for sport, and that he is their new prey.

Director: Ernest R. Dickerson | Stars: Rutger Hauer, Ice-T, Charles S. Dutton, Gary Busey

Votes: 9,093 | Gross: $7.69M

Bad Recommended by Chris Riendeau

6. Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)

82 min | Horror, Thriller

When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of ... See full summary »

Director: Geoff Klein | Stars: Cindel Chartrand, Danielle Doetsch, William Jarand, Suzi Lorraine

Votes: 1,006

Lincoln - Ugly Kyle - Bad (F-)

7. Shark Hunter (2001)

R | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

Years after his parents are killed by a megalodon (an enormous shark that has supposedly been extinct for millions of years), Dr. Spencer is obsessed with the idea of hunting down and ... See full summary »

Director: Matt Codd | Stars: Antonio Sabato Jr., Christian Toulali, Grand L. Bush, Heather Marie Marsden

Votes: 827

Lincoln: Not Bad Kyle: Bad-bad

8. Neco z Alenky (1988)

Not Rated | 86 min | Animation, Adventure, Fantasy

A surrealistic revision of Alice in Wonderland.

Director: Jan Svankmajer | Stars: Kristýna Kohoutová, Camilla Power

Votes: 9,595

Lincoln - Ugly as Possible Kyle - Good (he's crazy)

9. The Hessen Conspiracy (2009)

Not Rated | 113 min | Crime, Drama, History

In 1945 a group of victorious American officers discover a stash of German jewels and try to fence them in New York.

Director: Paul Breuls | Stars: Billy Zane, Lyne Renee, Michael Bowen, Noah Segan

Votes: 539

Bad

10. ThanksKilling (2009)

Not Rated | 70 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.

Director: Jordan Downey | Stars: Wanda Lust, Natasha Cordova, Lindsey Anderson, Lance Predmore

Votes: 3,213

UGLY. We hate this movie. So much. And yet we watched it again...

11. Cobra (1986)

R | 87 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

25 Metascore

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

Director: George P. Cosmatos | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson

Votes: 56,796 | Gross: $49.04M

Kyle and Rob: Bad, but fun Lincoln: Good, but dumb Suggested by our guest Robert Walker

12. Colin (2008)

Not Rated | 97 min | Action, Drama, Horror

Our hero Colin is bitten by a Zombie; he dies and returns from the dead. We follow him as he wanders through suburbia during the throes of a cadaverous apocalypse.

Director: Marc Price | Stars: Alastair Kirton, Daisy Aitkens, Leanne Pammen, Kate Alderman

Votes: 1,422

Not great, but interesting. Recommended by Paul Heath of the Pharos Project Podcast.

13. Forced Vengeance (1982)

R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

A casino security guard is forced into violence from when the Hong Kong mob threatens his friends.

Director: James Fargo | Stars: Chuck Norris, Mary Louise Weller, Camila Griggs, Michael Cavanaugh

Votes: 2,308 | Gross: $6.66M

Ugly all around

14. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.

Director: Stephen Chiodo | Stars: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon

Votes: 26,452 | Gross: $15.63M

All pretty much agreed it was Bad but enjoyable. Suggested by our guest Ringmaster Brian Crawford Scott

15. Santa Claus (1959)

Unrated | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy

With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas.

Director: René Cardona | Stars: José Elías Moreno, Cesáreo Quezadas 'Pulgarcito', José Luis Aguirre 'Trotsky', Armando Arriola

Votes: 4,092

Our Christmas episode! Bad, borderline Ugly because Santa was so "child-rapey"

16. New Year's Evil (1980)

R | 85 min | Horror, Thriller

During a New Year's Eve celebration, a Los Angeles disc jockey receives a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered - and she will be the last one.

Director: Emmett Alston | Stars: Roz Kelly, Kip Niven, Chris Wallace, Grant Cramer

Votes: 1,850

Our New Year's Eve episode! BAD

17. House (1985)

R | 93 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

A troubled writer moves into a haunted house after inheriting it from his aunt.

Director: Steve Miner | Stars: William Katt, Kay Lenz, George Wendt, Richard Moll

Votes: 19,322 | Gross: $19.44M

Bad

18. Ghosts of Mars (2001)

R | 98 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

35 Metascore

In 2176, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house.

Director: John Carpenter | Stars: Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Pam Grier, Jason Statham

Votes: 46,274 | Gross: $8.43M

Bad, and Sad. Recommended by Nicholas Lawrence (@LinkinPhoenix)

19. House II: The Second Story (1987)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers.

Director: Ethan Wiley | Stars: Arye Gross, Jonathan Stark, Royal Dano, Bill Maher

Votes: 8,598 | Gross: $7.80M

Bad, but silly/stupid Recommended by Kyle Morgan (@KyleClutch)

20. Insidious (I) (2010)

PG-13 | 103 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

52 Metascore

A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.

Director: James Wan | Stars: Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Ty Simpkins, Lin Shaye

Votes: 235,990 | Gross: $54.01M

Pretty good/not bad. We generally agreed they had good intentions and it could have been great, but it wasn't.

21. My Bloody Valentine (1981)

R | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

46 Metascore

A decades-old folk tale surrounding a deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day turns out to be true to legend when a group defies the killer's order and people start turning up dead.

Director: George Mihalka | Stars: Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Keith Knight

Votes: 14,273 | Gross: $5.67M

Good, for a Canadian "slasher" film.

22. Centurion (2010)

R | 97 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

62 Metascore

A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is devastated in a guerrilla attack.

Director: Neil Marshall | Stars: Michael Fassbender, Dominic West, Olga Kurylenko, Andreas Wisniewski

Votes: 70,899 | Gross: $0.12M

Good but cheaply made.

23. Subspecies (1991)

R | 90 min | Fantasy, Horror

The evil vampire villain Radu returns to his hometown Prejnar, after spending years in exile. He steals the precious blood stone which is said to be bleeding from all saints, from his ... See full summary »

Director: Ted Nicolaou | Stars: Angus Scrimm, Anders Hove, Irina Movila, Laura Mae Tate

Votes: 2,696

Bad. Just another Dracula rip-off.

24. Colorado (1940)

Passed | 57 min | Action, Comedy, Drama

Trouble in Colorado is tying up Union troops needed back east during the Civil War and Lieut. Burke is sent to investigate. Macklin and his gang are causing the problems and Capt. Mason ... See full summary »

Director: Joseph Kane | Stars: Roy Rogers, George 'Gabby' Hayes, Pauline Moore, Milburn Stone

Votes: 185

Good if you like old singing-cowboy Westerns.

25. Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

R | 80 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations: half man, half fish, which terrorize a small fishing village by killing the men and raping the women.

Directors: Barbara Peeters, Jimmy T. Murakami | Stars: Doug McClure, Ann Turkel, Vic Morrow, Cindy Weintraub

Votes: 5,609

Good (great even), but don't expect greatness. Fast-forward through dialogue until you see violence or nudity.

26. Jûsan-nin no shikaku (2010)

R | 141 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

84 Metascore

A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord.

Director: Takashi Miike | Stars: Kôji Yakusho, Takayuki Yamada, Yûsuke Iseya, Ikki Sawamura

Votes: 55,868 | Gross: $0.80M

AMAZING

27. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

R | 77 min | Horror

A high school student's slumber party turns terrifying as an escaped mental patient with a drill decides to crash the party.

Director: Amy Holden Jones | Stars: Michelle Michaels, Robin Stille, Michael Villella, Debra De Liso

Votes: 7,379

Bad. And for being only 77 minutes, it managed to drag in the middle... Strange.

28. The Big Bird Cage (1972)

R | 88 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Grier and Haig are thieving mercenaries who engineer a prison break from the outside.

Director: Jack Hill | Stars: Pam Grier, Anitra Ford, Candice Roman, Teda Bracci

Votes: 1,688

With guest host Rob Walker Not bad

29. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

PG | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical

55 Metascore

A developer tries to bulldoze a community recreation center. The local breakdancers try to stop it.

Director: Sam Firstenberg | Stars: Lucinda Dickey, Adolfo Quinones, Michael Chambers, Susie Coelho

Votes: 3,083 | Gross: $15.10M

*beep* THIS MOVIE! Ugly

30. Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)

PG | 104 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

A young farmer sets out to recruit mercenaries to defend his peaceful planet, which is under threat of invasion by the evil tyrant Sador and his armada of aggressors.

Directors: Jimmy T. Murakami, Roger Corman | Stars: George Peppard, Robert Vaughn, Richard Thomas, John Saxon

Votes: 6,255

Good!

31. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

PG | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Romance

70 Metascore

Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth.

Director: W.D. Richter | Stars: Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum

Votes: 19,878 | Gross: $6.25M

Good/Good/Not Good (Kyle, Joey, Lincoln) Recommended by special birthday guest Joey Nicole Thomas

32. Doghouse (2009)

Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A group of men, heading to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce, soon discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.

Director: Jake West | Stars: Danny Dyer, Noel Clarke, Emil Marwa, Lee Ingleby

Votes: 19,571

Good until the end/Not good, even worse by the end - Lincoln/Kyle Recommended by @BacktoBlack on Twitter (Blake from the UK)

33. Parents (1989)

R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror, Mystery

A young boy living in 1950s suburbia suspects his parents are cannibalistic murderers.

Director: Bob Balaban | Stars: Randy Quaid, Mary Beth Hurt, Sandy Dennis, Bryan Madorsky

Votes: 5,168 | Gross: $0.87M

Pretty Good, Pretty Good, Bad - Kyle, Tyler, Lincoln Recommended by guest Tyler Smith of the Battleship Pretension Podcast

34. Navajo Joe (1966)

Not Rated | 93 min | Western

A Native American warrior called Navajo Joe seeks revenge on a gang of sadistic outlaws who has massacred the people of his tribe.

Director: Sergio Corbucci | Stars: Burt Reynolds, Aldo Sambrell, Nicoletta Machiavelli, Fernando Rey

Votes: 2,844

Good

35. Ferocious Planet (2011 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A groundbreaking device is designed to glimpse alternate universes. But when the machine malfunctions and transports a group of observers into a nightmarish dimension of alien terrors, the travelers must use ingenuity to survive.

Director: Billy O'Brien | Stars: Joe Flanigan, Sam O'Mahony, John Rhys-Davies, Catherine Walker

Votes: 1,740

Bad

36. Deep Blue Sea (1999)

R | 105 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

54 Metascore

Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.

Director: Renny Harlin | Stars: Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Jacqueline McKenzie

Votes: 109,288 | Gross: $73.65M

Chosen by guest Andrew Smalley Kyle/Lincoln/Andrew: Bad/Good*/Good*

*enough to watch

Turducken

37. Raw Meat (1972)

R | 87 min | Horror

There's something pretty grisly going on under London in the Tube tunnels between Holborn and Russell Square. When a top civil servant becomes the latest to disappear down there Scotland ... See full summary »

Director: Gary Sherman | Stars: Donald Pleasence, Norman Rossington, David Ladd, Sharon Gurney

Votes: 2,962

With special guest Paul Heath of the Pharos Project. Kyle/Paul/Lincoln: Good/Good/Fine Also, Kyle does not understand trains.

38. C.H.U.D. (1984)

R | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A bizarre series of sudden disappearances on the streets of New York City seems to point toward something unsavory living in the sewers.

Director: Douglas Cheek | Stars: John Heard, Daniel Stern, Christopher Curry, Kim Greist

Votes: 8,533 | Gross: $4.65M

Good

39. Horror Planet (1981)

R | 93 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

A crew of interplanetary archaeologists is threatened when an alien creature impregnates one of their members, causing her to turn homicidal and murder them one by one.

Director: Norman J. Warren | Stars: Robin Clarke, Jennifer Ashley, Stephanie Beacham, Steven Grives

Votes: 2,258

Bad

40. Zombie Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)

R | 87 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

Months after a zombie plague has wiped out 90 percent of the American population, a small group of survivors fight their way cross-country to a rumored refuge on the island of Catalina.

Director: Nick Lyon | Stars: Ving Rhames, Taryn Manning, Johnny Pacar, Gary Weeks

Votes: 4,603

Bad

41. Skyline (2010)

PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

26 Metascore

Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth.

Directors: Colin Strause, Greg Strause | Stars: Eric Balfour, Donald Faison, Scottie Thompson, Brittany Daniel

Votes: 81,242 | Gross: $21.37M

Ugly/Bad

42. The Big Boss (1971)

R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Drama

A young man sworn to an oath of non-violence works with his cousins in an ice factory where they mysteriously begin to disappear.

Directors: Wei Lo, Chia-Hsiang Wu | Stars: Bruce Lee, Maria Yi, James Tien, Marilyn Bautista

Votes: 20,754

aka Big Boss Good

43. Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Not Rated | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller

Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.

Director: Joseph Guzman | Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco, Maxie Santillan Jr.

Votes: 5,000

*beep* this movie. FUgly.

44. The Stuff (1985)

R | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world.

Director: Larry Cohen | Stars: Michael Moriarty, Andrea Marcovicci, Garrett Morris, Paul Sorvino

Votes: 10,188

Good, despite being terrible

45. Dead Heat (1988)

R | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

Two policemen are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals.

Director: Mark Goldblatt | Stars: Treat Williams, Joe Piscopo, Lindsay Frost, Darren McGavin

Votes: 5,262 | Gross: $3.59M

Good, though we argued heatedly over the ending of the film, hilariously.

46. Black Death (2010)

R | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

71 Metascore

Set during the time of the first outbreak of bubonic plague in England, a young monk is given the task of learning the truth about reports of people being brought back to life in a small village.

Director: Christopher Smith | Stars: Eddie Redmayne, Sean Bean, Carice van Houten, Kimberley Nixon

Votes: 39,384 | Gross: $0.02M

Kyle loves Sean Bean, but BAD.

47. Dreamscape (1984)

PG-13 | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A young psychic on the run from himself is recruited by a government agency experimenting with the use of the dream-sharing technology and is given the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of the U.S. president.

Director: Joseph Ruben | Stars: Dennis Quaid, Max von Sydow, Christopher Plummer, Eddie Albert

Votes: 11,721 | Gross: $11.48M

With guest Chad Anthony Miller Chad/Lincoln/Kyle - FUgly/Good/Good (Chad hasn't watched nearly enough bad movies...)

48. Kill Speed (2010)

R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Best friends fly home-built, high-tech planes to deliver drugs from Mexico to California in order to fund their Hollywood life-style.

Director: Kim Bass | Stars: Andrew Keegan, Brandon Quinn, Natalia Cigliuti, Nick Carter

Votes: 1,700

BAD and dumb

49. The War of the Gargantuas (1966)

G | 92 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

An experimental lab animal called a gargantua escapes from his captors and is suspected to be the creature that is killing people all over the countryside. But when the gargantua from the ... See full summary »

Director: Ishirô Honda | Stars: Russ Tamblyn, Kumi Mizuno, Kenji Sahara, Nobuo Nakamura

Votes: 1,736

Good