Worst films I've ever seenby nanasuyl | created - 04 Apr 2011 | updated - 03 Jun 2011 | Public
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1. Wanted (2008)
R | 110 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.
Votes: 328,159 | Gross: $134.51M
So much gratuitous violence. The story is simply silly. I can't believe Jolie, Freeman and McAvoy are in this.
2. After the Sunset (2004)
PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
The story of what happens after a master thief achieves his last big score, when the F.B.I. Agent who promised he'd capture him, is about to do just that.
Votes: 41,064 | Gross: $28.33M
3. White Chicks (2004)
PG-13 | 109 min | Comedy, Crime
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot.
Votes: 112,251 | Gross: $70.83M
4. Hancock (2008)
PG-13 | 92 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Hancock is a superhero whose ill considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when the person he saves helps him improve his public image.
Votes: 391,038 | Gross: $227.95M
After I watched this, I imagined the studio boss laughing at me and saying "hahaha, you paid for this crap!".
6. Cats & Dogs (2001)
PG | 87 min | Action, Comedy, Family
A look at the top-secret, high-tech espionage war going on between cats and dogs, of which their human owners are blissfully unaware.
Votes: 50,866 | Gross: $93.39M
Talking animals are so annoying, unless they're cartoons. I watched this as a child and already thought it was too stupid. And why are cats the villains? I'm not a cat person and used to have a dog (a lovely boxer), but I have never seen a cat which was more irritating than a poodle or pincher (or any small dog).
7. Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
R | 102 min | Action, Thriller
Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.
Votes: 140,589 | Gross: $56.36M
Again, way too much violence. Simply gross.
8. Alien³ (1992)
R | 114 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
After her last encounter, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor.
Votes: 241,899 | Gross: $55.47M
Ridiculous story. Loads of clichés. Began the fall of the Alien franchise. It should have been just the first two films. The Alien is too nice a monster to star in this crap.
PG | 136 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their old glory.
Votes: 620,226 | Gross: $474.54M
I was watching this and decided to look at my watch to see how much time had passed. I thought one hour had passed, but only 15 minutes had passed. This is how boring this crap is.
I wanted to hide my face in shame at the obvious cliché that the child would win the race. I doubt anybody in the audience would think the child would lose.
10. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Romance
A small-town girl wins a date with a male celebrity through a contest. When the date goes better than expected, a love triangle forms between the girl, the male celebrity, and the girl's best friend.
Votes: 24,545 | Gross: $17.07M
11. Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
R | 116 min | Comedy
A nice-guy cop with dissociative identity disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.
Votes: 202,350 | Gross: $90.57M
12. Just Like Heaven (2005)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
A lonely landscape architect falls for the spirit of the beautiful woman who used to live in his new apartment.
Votes: 89,871 | Gross: $48.32M
Could this film be any more sugarcoated? The lady is I-dont-know-where and puts her hand against his? Oh, gosh, I'm afraid my suspension of disbelief isn't that advanced.
13. The Proposal (I) (2009)
PG-13 | 108 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada.
Votes: 257,475 | Gross: $163.96M
Is this film supposed to be funny? I didn't laugh once.
14. There's Something About Mary (1998)
R | 119 min | Comedy, Romance
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.
Votes: 266,205 | Gross: $176.48M
Not funny and way too many disgusting jokes about body fluids. I guess I'd laugh if I were a guy.
15. Be Cool (2005)
PG-13 | 118 min | Comedy, Crime, Music
Disenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music executive on the way.
Votes: 63,044 | Gross: $56.05M
Is this supposed to be funny? I didn't understand what they were trying to do here.
17. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
R | 117 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
When two brothers organize the robbery of their parent's jewelry store the job goes horribly wrong, triggering a series of events that sends them, their father and one brother's wife hurtling towards a shattering climax.
Votes: 87,704 | Gross: $7.08M
So much violence, crime, guns. Please, Americans, make films about other things! Otherwise the whole world will think your country is all about violence, crime, guns and drugs! :P
18. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
R | 111 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A former assassin known as The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of.
Votes: 851,750 | Gross: $70.10M
Yeah, I hate violence. I've learnt, I don't watch violent films anymore. But I can't understand America's obssession with violence.
I love Uma Thurman's yellow clothers in this film. That's the only reason I've watched it.
19. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
R | 137 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.
Votes: 579,204 | Gross: $66.21M
Had to know how this crap ended. The clothes and music are great, though.
20. Two Weeks Notice (2002)
PG-13 | 101 min | Comedy, Romance
A lawyer decides that she's used too much like a nanny by her boss, so she walks out on him.
Votes: 94,327 | Gross: $93.35M
I don't know how am I supposed to feel. Is the film funny? Is it sad? I don't get this film. Yes, I've stopped watching romantic comedies as well.