Horrible Horror
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- DirectorSamuel BayerStarsJackie Earle HaleyRooney MaraKyle GallnerThe spectre of a disfigured man haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams.its near impossible to do a bad freddy film,even the gay sequel(part 2)is better than this,totally inexcusable monkey dung.
- DirectorFred VogelStarsCristie WhilesFred VogelShelby Lyn VogelThe third film in the series. This time a couple go on a killing spree in their local area.a snuff film suffering from a ritalin overdose and starring the cream of the unemployment line,top marks for the low budget special effects but that is the only redeeming feature in this pointless trash.
- DirectorDaniel MyrickEduardo SánchezStarsHeather DonahueMichael C. WilliamsJoshua LeonardThree film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.good start,wonderful ending,coma inducingly dull 70 minutes in between,nothing scary happens whatsoever...sticks are not terrifying,getting lost in the woods is quite common and shaky cam is not big or clever(its still better than the sequel mind you)
- DirectorDanny BoyleStarsCillian MurphyNaomie HarrisChristopher EcclestonFour weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary.would be great if it was the first horror you had ever seen...sadly it doesnt contain 1 original scene,its like a shot for shot remake of the best bits from all the zombie movies that came before...still cant believe that no-one involved has been served a lawsuit for plagarism yet.
- DirectorJames WatkinsStarsKelly ReillyMichael FassbenderTara EllisRefusing to let anything spoil their romantic weekend break, a young couple confront a gang of loutish youths with terrifyingly brutal consequences.daily mail readers beware....stay in your leafy suburbia or the working class will get you.they should make a sequel with all the survivors appearing on the jeremy kyle show.
- DirectorLen WisemanStarsKate BeckinsaleScott SpeedmanShane BrollySelene, a vampire warrior, is entrenched in a conflict between vampires and werewolves, while falling in love with Michael, a human who is sought by werewolves for unknown reasons.cgi is great innit,even when its really badly done..who needs a story or a decent script when you can see monsters like never before,okay maybe lots of times before and better and on half the budget and using make up,prosthetics and imagination.
- DirectorColin StrauseGreg StrauseStarsReiko AylesworthSteven PasqualeShareeka EppsWarring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.even the best combinations,like jack daniels and coke or egg and chips,end up as horrible waste eventually.
- DirectorNeil LaButeStarsNicolas CageEllen BurstynLeelee SobieskiA sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.why?why remake this?why bees?why the old dear from the exorcist done up like a member of kiss?its squirm inducing,like watching middle class white kids rapping...did a team of proffesionals really sit down,watch the finished product and think..yeah thats some good work.
- DirectorDanny CannonStarsJennifer Love HewittFreddie Prinze Jr.Brandy NorwoodThe murderous fisherman with a hook is back to once again stalk the two surviving teens, Julie and Ray, who had left him for dead, as well as cause even more murder and mayhem, this time at a posh island resort.aka we know what jennifer love hewitts tits did for 90 minutes...the 90's brought some bad slashers and this was among the very worst.
- DirectorTom SixStarsDieter LaserWinter WilliamsAshlynn YennieA mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums.to those who found this disturbing,isnt having your head up your own arse just as bad?
- DirectorTod WilliamsStarsKatie FeatherstonMicah SloatMolly EphraimAfter experiencing what they think are a series of "break-ins", a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem.i dont know,maybe its just me,but i really dont get it,did this actually scare anyone?
- DirectorClaudio FragassoStarsMichael Paul StephensonGeorge HardyMargo PreyA vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.apparently the benchmark for "so bad its good"horror,its really just a sad little movie,funny in places but not worthy of the hype,the documentary"best horror movie"is a far better watch.