Top 20 Quotesby mallen92506 | created - 19 Apr 2011 | updated - 01 Jul 2011 | Public
My favorite lines from any movie, game, TV show that pretty much sum up the piece or are just really funny.
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1. Carry on Cleo (1964)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, History
Two Britons are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. Hengist Pod creates useless inventions, while Horsa is a brave and cunning fighter. One of their first encounters... See full summary »
Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!
2. Trading Places (1983)
R | 116 min | Comedy
A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.
Votes: 116,439 | Gross: $90.40M
Is there a problem, officers?
PG | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
After the rebels are brutally overpowered by the Empire on the ice planet Hoth, Luke Skywalker begins Jedi training with Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader.
Votes: 983,581 | Gross: $290.48M
Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
No. I am your father.
4. The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)
PG | 92 min | Comedy, Family
A feature adaptation of the classic television show, when nice guy redneck Jed Clampett strikes it rich when he finds black oil, and moves him and his kin to posh Beverly Hills.
Votes: 15,639 | Gross: $44.03M
All woman know happiness (a-penis) is 'ard to find.
5. Life of Brian (1979)
R | 94 min | Comedy
Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
Votes: 312,804 | Gross: $20.05M
Now look. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
6. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
45 min | Comedy, History, War
In France during World War II, Rene Artois runs a small café where Resistance fighters, Gestapo men, German Army officers and escaped Allied POWs interact daily, ignorant of one another's true identity or presence, exasperating Rene.
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
7. Carry on Camping (1969)
R | 88 min | Comedy
Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea. The boys suggest a camping holiday, secretly intending to take them to a nudist camp. Of ... See full summary »
Matron, take them away!
8. Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)
G | 117 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
An apprentice witch, three kids and a cynical conman search for the missing component to a magic spell useful to the defense of Britain.
Votes: 29,215 | Gross: $18.53M
What's that got to do with my knob?
9. Aliens (1986)
R | 137 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Ellen Ripley is rescued by a deep salvage team after being in hypersleep for 57 years. The moon that the Nostromo visited has been colonized, but contact is lost. This time, colonial marines have impressive firepower, but will that be enough?
Votes: 566,643 | Gross: $85.16M
Get away from her, you bitch!
10. The Dark Knight (2008)
PG-13 | 152 min | Action, Crime, Drama
When the menace known as the Joker emerges from his mysterious past, he wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham. The Dark Knight must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice.
Votes: 1,926,768 | Gross: $534.86M
Why So Serious
11. Moonraker (1979)
PG | 126 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
James Bond investigates the mid-air theft of a space shuttle, and discovers a plot to commit global genocide.
Votes: 77,606 | Gross: $70.31M
Good God, what's Bond doing?
I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
12. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Comedy
A 1960s hipster secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy in the 1990s, where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place.
Votes: 198,179 | Gross: $53.88M
Let me ask you a question and be honest. Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!
13. Top Gear (2002– )
TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy, Talk-Show
The hosts talk about everything car-related. From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all.
That's Mick Dick. Best friend, it turns out, of Billy Willy.
They work for Bob Knob, do they?
With Roger Todger.
They were gonna get it designed by the Scottish designer, Jock Cock.
14. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
R | 116 min | Comedy, Romance
Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
Votes: 344,453 | Gross: $109.45M
I'm a virgin.
Great. I like that. I find that very sexy because I know that you don't have chlamydia. And that *beep* is everywhere.
15. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
PG | 91 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Votes: 434,582 | Gross: $1.23M
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Yes I have.
It's just a flesh wound.
16. Keeping Up Appearances (1990–1995)
TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy
A snobbish housewife is determined to climb the social ladder, in spite of her family's working class connections and the constant chagrin of her long suffering husband.
So then, this purser chap came up to the cabin and said we're on the captain's table. And I thought "Blimey!" I mean, you win a competition, you get a luxury cruise, and then they expect you to eat with the crew!
17. Batman: The Movie (1966)
PG | 105 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
The Dynamic Duo faces four supervillains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
18. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
When Dr. Henry Jones, Sr. suddenly goes missing while pursuing the Holy Grail, eminent archaeologist Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. must follow in his father's footsteps to stop the Nazis from getting their hands on the Holy Grail first.
Votes: 594,834 | Gross: $197.17M
Indiana? Indiana? Let it go.
19. South Park (1997– )
TV-MA | 22 min | Animation, Comedy
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
20. King of the Ring (1998 TV Special)
180 min | Action, Sport
WWF Title: Steve Austin vs. Kane, Hell in a Cell: The Undertaker vs. Mankind, The sixth annual King of the Ring tournament featuring Ken Shamrock, The Rock, Jeff Jarrett & Dan Severn, WWF ... See full summary »
Oh my god, they killed him! As God as my witness, he's broken in half!